Fixins’ Bar
@fixinsbar.bsky.social
just here to enjoy your skeets and occasionally say something stupid
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Fixins’ Bar
@fixinsbar.bsky.social
· Jan 28
Gently posting and deleting like dipping my toe into a swimming pool.
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Posting when no-one’s around so it’s less embarrassing.
December 8, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Posting when no-one’s around so it’s less embarrassing.
*creates a spreadsheet to remember the code to unlock the restroom at every public establishment he’s ever been*
December 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
*creates a spreadsheet to remember the code to unlock the restroom at every public establishment he’s ever been*
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I'm a loose cannon, bro. I shaved all november I don't even give a fuck!
December 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I'm a loose cannon, bro. I shaved all november I don't even give a fuck!
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Guelph on the Shelf
Ghibelline on My Ween
Ghibelline on My Ween
December 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Guelph on the Shelf
Ghibelline on My Ween
Ghibelline on My Ween
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We threw handfuls of lice at the bride and groom because we thought that's what they wanted.
December 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
We threw handfuls of lice at the bride and groom because we thought that's what they wanted.
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Every day that I have a regular poop is a day I declare a victory
December 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Every day that I have a regular poop is a day I declare a victory
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got a soda in my stocking from fanta claus
December 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
got a soda in my stocking from fanta claus
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I still kiss my wife on the lips when she's sick because I hope that shit will kill me.
December 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I still kiss my wife on the lips when she's sick because I hope that shit will kill me.
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I don’t think you appreciate how much effort it takes to look this disheveled
December 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I don’t think you appreciate how much effort it takes to look this disheveled
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Hibernating through the holidays.
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Hibernating through the holidays.
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Don’t forget to roll up your windows it’s gonna be stupid out today
December 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Don’t forget to roll up your windows it’s gonna be stupid out today
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Me: I just want to sleep!
Brain: AND I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT EVERY LIFE CHOICE YOU'VE EVER MADE!
Bladder: Oh & don't forget about me.
Brain: AND I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT EVERY LIFE CHOICE YOU'VE EVER MADE!
Bladder: Oh & don't forget about me.
December 2, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Me: I just want to sleep!
Brain: AND I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT EVERY LIFE CHOICE YOU'VE EVER MADE!
Bladder: Oh & don't forget about me.
Brain: AND I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT EVERY LIFE CHOICE YOU'VE EVER MADE!
Bladder: Oh & don't forget about me.
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New knuckle tats:
(P)(A)(U)(L) (B)(L)(A)(R) (T)
(P)(A)(U)(L) (B)(L)(A)(R) (T)
December 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
New knuckle tats:
(P)(A)(U)(L) (B)(L)(A)(R) (T)
(P)(A)(U)(L) (B)(L)(A)(R) (T)
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Not many people know that Hannah Montana has 49 other alter egos, such as Horegon Oregon, Helaware Delaware, Hexas Texas and Hawaii Hawaii.
December 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Not many people know that Hannah Montana has 49 other alter egos, such as Horegon Oregon, Helaware Delaware, Hexas Texas and Hawaii Hawaii.
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Don't you interrupt my thinking face!
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Don't you interrupt my thinking face!
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Just passed out and my life flashed before my eyes and wow that was an awful lot of mayonnaise.
December 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Just passed out and my life flashed before my eyes and wow that was an awful lot of mayonnaise.
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why wouldn’t you want a monkey on your back that sounds delightful
December 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
why wouldn’t you want a monkey on your back that sounds delightful
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nothing really prepares you for when your favourite sweatpants begin to fall apart
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
nothing really prepares you for when your favourite sweatpants begin to fall apart
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Screaming "epiphany" every time I have a thought.
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Screaming "epiphany" every time I have a thought.
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Practicing mindfulness (filling my skull with elbow macaroni).
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Practicing mindfulness (filling my skull with elbow macaroni).
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Sudoku? Wordle?
Try finding his poop in the wet leaves before the dog does.
Try finding his poop in the wet leaves before the dog does.
November 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Sudoku? Wordle?
Try finding his poop in the wet leaves before the dog does.
Try finding his poop in the wet leaves before the dog does.
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See you lakeside 😏
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
See you lakeside 😏
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never lose sight of your true self
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 AM
never lose sight of your true self
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If your situation is good and you’re sad, then yeah. You’re depressed.
But if your situation sucks and you’re sad, then you’re situationally aware.
Fix that shit and shine, cupcake.
But if your situation sucks and you’re sad, then you’re situationally aware.
Fix that shit and shine, cupcake.
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
If your situation is good and you’re sad, then yeah. You’re depressed.
But if your situation sucks and you’re sad, then you’re situationally aware.
Fix that shit and shine, cupcake.
But if your situation sucks and you’re sad, then you’re situationally aware.
Fix that shit and shine, cupcake.
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making a glitter bomb with my body hair
November 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
making a glitter bomb with my body hair