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Fixins’ Bar

@fixinsbar.bsky.social

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just here to enjoy your skeets and occasionally say something stupid https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n4krsiwraux7ckj7bba2thnc/feed/aaah7fnwybaui

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Fixins’ Bar @fixinsbar.bsky.social · Jan 28

Gently posting and deleting like dipping my toe into a swimming pool.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 8h

they should invent a shopping cart that doesn’t suck

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La Spaghettissima @catlady.gay · 13h

A bot that replies POLITICS MENTIONED to political replies on joke posts

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 13h

pet my chest hair and tell me i’m pretty

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 17h

I'm at a point in my life where I overestimate people's interest in my perspective.

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captcha @dopeshow.bsky.social · 1d

Lady Gaga implies he existence of Gentlemen Gugu, I'm not deleting this.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 1d

ME: Is there another name for the large seaweed that grows to form underwater forests?

GIRLFRIEND: Sea kelp

ME: Omg that's why I'm asking YOU Sharon

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Dead Chicken @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 1d

I won the nobel piss prize

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 2d

Cerberus, when three heads are better than one.

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 2d

People over 40 watching birds at the bird feeder

Picture of a crowd going wild with enthusiasm

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 2d

Honestly shocked no one has written a hit song about my butthole yet.

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 2d

the best place to eat cake is in the shower

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Notorious P.I.G. (Your Halloween Hogmother) 🐽 @anotoriouspig.bsky.social · 2d

Overpronouncing the "T" in "often" to make you feel uncomfortable

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 2d

the sexual tension between my spaghetti and meatballs tho

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 2d

Bluesky is basically a public record of your mental breakdown

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 3d

*eats a banana at a knife fight

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Ducky needs a hug 🦆 @justducky.bsky.social · 3d

*brings a camp chair to a knife fight.

I’m just here to observe.

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 3d

*brings updated terms and conditions to a knife fight*

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 3d

*Brings a first aid kit to a knife fight

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 3d

youre taking a fast turn down
stupid street in the clown car

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 3d

Just know that your great grandparents are looking down at you from heaven feeling so proud of your butthole skeets

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 3d

Be sure to come to my book signing! Today, I'll be signing "It", by Stephen King. Next week, I'll be signing the owner's manual to my 2006 Honda.

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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 3d

Gonna fuck shit up at bingo tonight

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 3d

Delusions feel like galaxy brain.

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gluggaveður 🕊️ @lscrapl.bsky.social · 3d

fans of me are slowly starting to come around to the realization that they aren't actually

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