Azure Jane Lunatic
@azurelunatic.bsky.social
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Azz for short. Multi-field dilettante, writer, crocheter, hobbyist. Former professional squeaky wheel. I bump into things and find bugs. Alaska-grown, previously of Greater SF Bay Area, PNW-er. They/them.
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fossilforager.bsky.social
Unfortunately it looks like we won’t be hitting the preorder minimum for these hats unless we get some more orders!

So if you’re interested in a leafcutter ant hat or are considering holiday gifts, please preorder! 🐜🌿

Available below ⬇️
A photo of an olive green dad cap with two embroidered brown leafcutter ants holding leaves. It is photographed on top of a rock. A photo of an olive green dad cap with two embroidered brown leafcutter ants holding leaves, but photographed from a different angle. It is photographed on top of a rock.
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faineg.bsky.social
someone on the Internet who really wants to convince you to shine lasers at manned aircraft as a protest tactic “because they did it in Chile in 2019” is either:

1. a fascist fed, or,

2. so terminally stupid that they have become functionally indistinguishable from one
azurelunatic.bsky.social
My partner's version of Linux doesn't have an on-screen keyboard. I was not thrilled at this. (Living room computer that drives the television, easier to mouse the virtual keyboard than hand the physical one back and forth.)
azurelunatic.bsky.social
I physically can't handle most organized protest. Maybe our little cul-de-sac isn't much of an audience, but we usually have a protest sign on the door. I clear the wording with the rest of the household first. Neighbors mention the signs sometimes.
erinbiba.bsky.social
You all are so relentlessly insufferable. (not Kevin)

STOP GATEKEEPING PROTEST

THATS NOT HOW PROTEST WORKS

THE MORE PROTEST THE BETTER

THE MORE KINDS OF PROTEST THE BETTER

the same people screaming “do something!” also screaming “not like that!”

Y’all are shooting yourselves in the foot.
kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Someone in my mentions is upset because these people haven’t suffered the worst at ICE’s hands and therefore they shouldn’t be praised for being out on the streets?

Yeah, no. To push back on these people we need everyone — especially those with relative privilege — to get up and get involved.
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thefourthvine.bsky.social
Me to multiple salespeople: Please show me the dumbest appliance you have. I will buy a crappy knockoff if it’s the only one that can’t connect to the internet.
frequentlybees.bsky.social
"I DO NOT WANT A DISHWASHER WITH AN APP" and other very normal sentences to say on a Sunday afternoon during this specific, very stupid moment in late-stage capitalism. 😂
azurelunatic.bsky.social
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

Ignored ToS team's advice.
madamehardy.bsky.social
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

Document complete, product cancelled.
kevinmkruse.bsky.social
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

Archives banned making copies.
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msbtterswrth.altgov.info
Hot off the presses! If you need a bigger size to print your stickers let me know!
The Portland frog as a founding father, surround by the words "give me ribberty or give me death"
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rahaeli.bsky.social
Holy shit, they finally did it (for those who don't know, this has been used as the legal justification for a SHITTON of unrelated stuff since)
senatepress.bsky.social
Senate adopted by voice vote: Kaine amendment #3337 to repeal the authorizations for use of military force against Iraq.
azurelunatic.bsky.social
Clearly I missed my true calling
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rahaeli.bsky.social
Periodic reminder: sanitize your phone and phone case!
perclexed.bsky.social
NTS: Remember to sterilize your phone more often. I ran an alcohol swab that I use to prep my Ozempic injection site over my phone, and was horrified at the results.
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akornblatt.bsky.social
The world has lost an extraordinary scientist, advocate, and teacher. But her legacy lives on in every person she inspired to care about our planet and its inhabitants.

Rest in peace, Dr. Goodall. And thank you.
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markpopham.bsky.social
now where i am from when someone in your office has an accuracy rate of 57.2 percent in editing spreadsheets we call them "fired"
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bootsmcgoot.bsky.social
"i just use it to generate ideas"
azurelunatic.bsky.social
Have a meaningful fast, everyone who is able and permitted to! Have a meaningful holy day, everyone who observes!
levin.bsky.social
To anyone disabled, pregnant, prone to eating disorders, blood sugar issues, on meds that require food etc: Yom Kippur rules are very clear. You must NOT fast if it will hurt your health. Don’t believe me? Believe Chabad, even they say so. Judaism doesn’t want you to endanger your health.
What is the procedure for one who must eat on Yom Kippur?
Just as a healthy person fulfills a mitzvah by fasting; an ill person does a mitzvah by eating.
www.chabad.org
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jesseltaylor.bsky.social
You know how a lot of big budget movies are bad because they're obviously actors in a greenscreen room talking to a cardboard cutout of a head on a stick that will be filled in later?

Imagine that, but for everything
azurelunatic.bsky.social
Gay Breakfast pins are always fabulous. I have so many of them via Patreon. This collection looks delicious!
gaybreakfast.bsky.social
We’re floored to have unlocked all pins, plush, and dice on day one! Thank you!

We still have some Earlybird bundles so check it out.

Nobody is charged until Oct 23rd & Kickstarter now offers “payment over time” to split it into thirds over 3 months.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/gay...
Chaotic Queer
Plush, Dice, Pins, and more in 12+ flags!
www.kickstarter.com
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mjsdc.bsky.social
It's important to name the tools of authoritarianism so we can identify and condemn them with precision. I'm glad we now have a term for ICE's openly racist, degrading immigration arrests: Kavanaugh stops. slate.com/news-and-pol...
In the short time since Kavanaugh wrote that opinion, his assertions have been proved demonstrably, almost laughably false too many times to count. As Sherrilyn Ifill notes, the justice’s claims were already belied by the factual record in that case, which showed ICE agents violently harassing and detaining American citizens for extended periods simply because they are Latino. Now the agency, freed from constitutional restraints by SCOTUS, has stopped pretending to be engaged in anything other than racial profiling. Bovino’s admission only confirms what we already knew: These detentions, far from the “brief” inconvenience Kavanaugh described, are often lengthy, violent, and dangerous. Ifill and Anil Kalhan, a professor of law at Drexel University, have proposed calling these detainments “Kavanaugh stops,” a label that’s quickly catching on.
azurelunatic.bsky.social
Do you like your zombies terrifying? Do you long for the days when an honest blogger could genuinely help save the world? Do you like your heroines damaged and codependent? Try Feed! Guaranteed to make you consider spray-painting the RSS logo on a sidewalk!
kithrup.bsky.social
Heads up: Feed, by Mira "@seananmcguire.bsky.social" Grant is on US ebook sale for $2. I got some for random giveaway.
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fakehistoryhunter.net
It won't be long till only old people like us get this joke.
It's brilliant.
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jdnicoll.bsky.social
Every wild animal can be hugged! In some cases, just the once.
dieworkwear.bsky.social
jane goodall made me believe i could just go up and hug any wild animal
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artvaris.bsky.social
The birch trees are so pretty now
A birch tree with golden yellow autumn leaves photographed from a frog's-eye view, with some bright blue sky peeking through the leaves A narrow footpath framed by birch trees with golden yellow leaves An autumnal scenery with a bright blue sky