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blackstonejn.bsky.social
James Blackstone
@blackstonejn.bsky.social
240 followers 110 following 1.9K posts
Circus Clown, Gainfully Employed
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 5h
Look, the purpose of Tron movies isn’t to make money. It’s to teach us all what it’d be like to be inside the computer.
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amutepiggy.bsky.social
alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 1h
honestly surprised the Succubus took the Incubus' last name when they got married
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invisihole.bsky.social
Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 3h
Switching my name to Bitch, Please.
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 4h
You best start believing in computers, Mr. Leto. You’re in one.
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blackstonejn.bsky.social
James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 11h
“What we have here is…failure to communicate.,” he says as the left hook approaches his chin.
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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 11h
Two blocks in one day
a man wearing a top hat and a white hood says stop don 't come back
Alt: Wonka says stop don 't come back
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anna-molly.bsky.social
AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 12h
If someone asks you to do something, tell them you have diarrhea. No one wants to hang out with you if you have diarrhea
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gregthemiller.bsky.social
Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 12h
eat half a carton of yogurt for breakfast. you will certainly not regret eating half a carton of yogurt for breakfast
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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 12h
Reading all the hater replies
a man is reading a book with a picture of a woman on the cover
Alt: a timeless man is reading a book and tosses it away when finished
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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 12h
Farted every time he did that. True story.
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tichatnwa.bsky.social
natou @tichatnwa.bsky.social · 13h
this planet is a pitstop in the galaxy and motherfuckers lock the doors when they roll by
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thejonbaker.bsky.social
Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 1d
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

(against their will)

((they have been kidnapped))

(((my milkshake has warrants out for its arrest)))
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shooby @shoobysims.com · 13h
Why is closet cleaning really just piling a bunch of shit on your bed until you get overwhelmed and just start throwing stuff away?
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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 12h
“I made you a bouquet of flowers found on the way to your house. Please respond.”
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twosense.bsky.social
BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 13h
I bought the hair clips that look like crown 👑 if you wanna know the depths of my depravity
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garrykerls.bsky.social
~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 13h
how i feel making bsky posts about the economy
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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 13h
Wishing I didn’t wear this fuckin’ shirt
A Hawaiian shirt that says yes I’ve unironically watched and enjoyed a Chuck Norris movie
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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 13h
Got blocked for this response to a dude praying for some TJ’s frozen Indian food and a blowjob from a stranger. I still got it. 🏆
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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 15h
Trader Joe’s has expanded their selections. Good to know.
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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 13h
Rocky Balboa Afraid GIF
Alt: Rocky yelling at Adrian because he’s scared of getting his ass kicked again like he did in every Rocky movie
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beaveinflow.bsky.social
BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 13h
I hope you’re violently ambushed by stability and tenderly mauled by good news this weekend.
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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 14h
The Assplay Tour 2026
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soozuk.bsky.social
Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 14h
Ewwwww can't believe Taylor Swift's new album has a song about her boyfriend's anus.
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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 14h
“Mike, why are there so pages of your bible stuck together?”
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geraldinepiche.bsky.social
🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 1d
Facebook t-shirts say shit like

Im a
FEBRUARY GUY
I drive a
FORKLIFT
and I can totally
MAKE MY WIFE CUM
dont mess with me because
I HAVE LOST CUSTODY
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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 14h
Starting to think the Qataris didn’t give us that plane with the best intentions
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