In video games, you will often find a fully roasted chicken abandoned on the ground, and eating it extremely quickly makes you feel better. What's less known is that this is also true in real life

An endorsement’s an endorsement right?

The "ultraviolence" Andy is talking about, when "Antifa nearly killed him", is when he got part of a drink poured on him and he pretended it gave him such severe brain damage that he dropped some fruit once and had therefore been "robbed of the confidence in holding my own food."

Look I know a lot of things about Tesla are weird but there really isn’t any other company selling physical consumer goods and then insisting you don’t actually own them after you pay for them

This is the kind of shit I’m talking about, how do you get from Mike Johnson frantically making increasingly threadbare excuses not to swear in one member to dozens of state-level elections, many of them administered by Democrats, being canceled

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

Friday afternoon

Noem is gonna be like when Hoover got jealous of how field agents were the ones making all the actual arrests

it's not FOR us

Thanks to The Chicago Reporter for republishing my story, originally in @injusticewatch.org and @boltsmag.org, on Eileen O'Neill Burke weakening Cook County's broken system for freeing the innocent.

these people are stealing from you and laughing at you

hey this reminds me. remember how early on DOGE fired the whole team that sets the federal poverty level every year, and it turned out that team had been doing it since the concept was invented and nobody else knew how, and lots of things rely on that number. was there any follow up to that

all of those are yakuza/rgg minigames

Argentina takes a chainsaw to their own government and we have to bail them out. Brazil protects their democracy by prosecuting coup plotters and we hit them with extortionate “corruption” tariffs👍

every day I find a longer version of this tweet

"hospital administrators are allowing federal immigration agents to interfere in medical decisions and block doctors from properly treating detainees who need emergency care... and to allow immigration agents to remain by a detained patient’s side, even during consultations."

HIPPA lawsuit when???

yeah who will think of the poor billionaires and their roi

Say what you will about Joe Biden, but he never, ever, ever let pesky things like morality or humanity get in the way of his commitment to Zionism

"we could call this a…muscular, socialism-inflected version of antitrust. Rather than (or in addition to) playing constant…whack-a-mole against market concentration…the govt steps in directly and creates the competition it wants, either thru subsidies or outright state-owned firms." @ryanlcooper.com

Hi, I’m autistic because I was circumcised as a baby, which happened because I was given Tylenol

ill keep saying it and theyll keep doing it: podcaster occupied government

Credit where credit is due. The Democrats' message that the GOP shut down the government because they want to throw millions of people off healthcare has broken through. Two of my cousins who are NOT AT ALL tuned into national politics told me that this is why the government is shut down.

I love seeing a little grayed-out speech bubble with a double digit number next to it on here

It says: “Oh wow my post is going viral. Okay. Okay. Having fun online. And, whoops, nope, all these replies are fucking stupid”