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@cruisinsoozan.bsky.social

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•Whimsical Weird Girl•Artist•Creator• •Anxious•Neurotic•Arthritic•Canadian https://linktr.ee/cruisinsoozan Fuck cancer. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaacssckqdi56

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · Jan 5

Chubby weird girls with nice boobs and a sense of humour are important to the ecosystem.

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surdfish @surdfish.bsky.social · Jun 30

When the abyss gazes back...then you go blind,

Detail of the cover of the June, 1978, issue of Playboy magazine: Shows Playmate of the Year, Debra Jo Fondren, combing them crazy blonde Lady Godiva locks...or is she Rapunzel?

Cascades of golden tresses cover some of her doubtless finer features, but not her lovely visage! No no...leave that to some irreverent gnome to paste a pair dollar-store googly eyes over Debra's pretty peepers, making things awkward for everyone.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

Gonna tell my kids that these were the Spice Girls

A picture of the cast of facts of life from TV

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 6h

I’m making cabbage rolls and apple pie today from scratch. Just like my grandma made, a hundred years ago. She didn’t get high first though. I don’t think.

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Julia Barnwell @juliabarnwell.bsky.social · Sep 10

Mary Woods 1930 by Chaloner Woods

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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 1d

A merry-go-round is just a Lazy Susan for kids.

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MissKris @misskris6.bsky.social · 6h

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 10h

If I really like you I’ll let you feel the dent in my head

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 1d

If sitting at your kitchen table slightly drunk, watching the sunset, and listening to those old songs that meant something is wrong, then I don't want to be right

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I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 1d

giving neurotic mess a run for its money

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 15d

Typing this with a mouthful of nuts.

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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 9d

If you're going to be a dumb bitch you better have some good tits.

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 4d

When you’re tired and have a headache, but still want a little action, you give him the ole….

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 20h

it's great being in the shower whilst extremely high and thinking "wow I should get a tattoo of a meteor" and then 30 seconds later remembering "wow I already have a tattoo of a meteor"

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 3d

Rhythm is gonna get you, but so is chlamydia.

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 21h

It’s more of a Tickle Trunk.

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 22h

*charges seven different vibrators*

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 22h

When I say that I’m going off the grid, that just means I took my Fitbit off.

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 22h

😂😂😂

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postpunkandnewwave.bsky.social @postpunkandnewwave.bsky.social · 1d

Goodnight
The lack of descent goodnight songs that I’ve not already used is becoming a real problem
Wishing you all a good and peaceful night

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 1d

😂😂😂
I farted myself awake this morning!

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 1d

I had a fart so good today I had to light a candle out of sheer disgust.

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 1d

Once you’re over forty, a bad day can be improved with a nap, or a bowl of the premium fro yo... even a good fart. All three will send your body into shock though. Be careful.

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Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 1d

If I ever see a ghost, I hope it's a naked lady ghost.

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 1d

"still punk as fuck," I groan, feeling an ouchy and sitting down again

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 1d

Beautiful evening on the prairies.

I will forever feel at home in the trees.

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