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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 2h

some say it’s art, some say it’s not

Golden lamp in the shape of a nose with a bulb hanging from the right nostril.

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Dude @defeasance.bsky.social · 49m

This

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Dude @defeasance.bsky.social · 1h

They’re either gonna win or they’re gonna get beat, bad…

Some profound sportsball analysis going on over there 🙄

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✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · 1h

where’s my nobel peace prize for keeping my mouth shut

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 2h

The subtitles of my sextape would just say "squelching" and then, "I'm sorry," after 30 seconds.

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avidreader9.bsky.social @avidreader9.bsky.social · 1d

Pi-rats

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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 3h

I like how they gave the Nobel Prize to someone fighting for democracy in Venezuela, instead of someone sinking fishing boats off their coast.

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Dak @dak.myatproto.social · 2h

I’ve finally accepted that my only true hobby is staring blankly at the ceiling and contemplating the crushing weight of minor personal errands.

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 1h

My brain farts have a wet and earthy aroma

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 1h

Face drawn with a fountain pen on a square of paper.

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 1h

How do you tell algorithms that you are interested in something else now. That the hyperfocus is over.

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Mo @mo-wilk.bsky.social · 12h

Due to not wanting to, I will not.Thanks

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 12h

Writes one post. Reposts that one post, every hour of every day until I get everyone on Bluesky to like it.

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Dude @defeasance.bsky.social · 1h

Please dispose of celebrities' opinions properly

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1h

Flash mobs but two million people go completely limp wherever

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 9h

But your honor, he made nachos and didn’t distribute the toppings evenly.

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 13h

It’s actually pretty bad for your mental health to know stuff

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 11h

I'm sick of my awesome personality ruining lives and children's parties.

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 4h

My guidance counselor laughed when I said I wanted to be a shitposter. Well guess who's laughing now...

Still him bc that's dumb as shit.

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 10h

You can't spell pharmaceutical without UTI.

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 11h

Any chance to wear my rhinestone jean jacket is why I never miss jury duty.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1h

Something I’m working on, and it’s kind of necessary if we don’t want an omnipresent algorithm determining the content we see, is hitting that reskeet button more, because there’s been several times I’ve noticed good posting and/or someone I didn’t know was on here solely through a mutual doing that

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ceej @ceej.online · 1h

hardly any floppy disks remain from shakespeare times

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👻BOO(P)👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 1h

The void is my side abyss, psychic fracture is my main abyss.

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 11h

Sorry but they look rad as hell

Poster with a bunch of animals smoking and the caption “it looks just as stupid when you do it”

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