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@deranton.bsky.social

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Geek of a generational kind Fuzzy navel-lint gazer Midlife crisis actor My crumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5wkkbx7wog4bwlyquc7fuity/feed/aaahxlf545dfw

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anton @deranton.bsky.social · 29d

Maybe some folks took the sentiment "the more I learn, the less I know" to heart and quit while they were ahead

anton @deranton.bsky.social · 6h

I just renamed my drafts folder to 'tedium'

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 6h

I mean at the rate I’m posting, no one else has to write a thing.

You’re welcome lazy people

anton @deranton.bsky.social · 6h

Yes, but just the pants. Everyone knows you never go full Homer

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 10h

Started saying mucho to my Spanish friends. It means a lot to them

anton @deranton.bsky.social · 10h

call me a ninny one more time*!

*don't stop

anton @deranton.bsky.social · 10h

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anton @deranton.bsky.social · 10h

optimal results at 8x magnification; any higher and the pic gets grainy

anton @deranton.bsky.social · 10h

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anton @deranton.bsky.social · 10h

po-tay-to, po-tah-toh. You know I'm not a professional photographer, Panda! Often, the camera just creates its own art.

anton @deranton.bsky.social · 11h

Frank Lloyd Wrong

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 14h

An architectural style come to be known as Fugly Modern

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · Aug 21

It might just be me being older, but cars these days have too much tech.

I tried shifting into reverse, and it played a video of somebody getting run over by a car.

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👻 S P O O K E R S T A R fish 👻 @quicklycrocodile.bsky.social · 13h

it was fine when it was all theoretical* but i haven’t been a fan of the consequences**

*aging
**body crumbing and turning to dust

anton @deranton.bsky.social · 11h

I’m so excited you’re back, I sent you an unsolicited tooth pic!

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 2d

Dental X-rays? You mean tooth pics?

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 2d

My posts haven't been good this year or since 2015 really but you caught me at a bad time.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 3d

there’s a lot going on rn so don’t forget to pencil in time to scream

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bloody bacon popsicle 💤 @gupton68.bsky.social · 1d

I just managed to fall asleep standing up so don’t tell me men don’t know how to multitask.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 3d

Be sure to come to my book signing! Today, I'll be signing "It", by Stephen King. Next week, I'll be signing the owner's manual to my 2006 Honda.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 2d

made it to the end of this work week on the nourishment and motivation provided by caffeine and suppressed rage

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Dark Wonder Jen 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 7d

Sorry, but my bangers can’t come to the phone right now.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 1d

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do scrapbooking.

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 2d

today my therapist told me that i need to do a better job at letting things go.

in other news, i have an appointment with a new therapist tomorrow. so excited!

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1d

My new rule is if the banks aren't working I'm not doing shit

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 2d

*writing my dating ad*
As-is. Needs TLC. Tons of potential for investors