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River doesn't know what to say @riverraven.bsky.social · 2h

A transmasc who believes that only women can say something meaningful about gender, or that they only could have ever said anything worthwhile as a woman, is suffering massively from internalized self hatred but they are held up as fonts of wisdom.

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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The Male Hysteric @graay.bsky.social · 15h

Viktor tops with an elaborate Fucking Pendulum he built. He doesn't need it because he's disabled he's just a freak who can't get off without the feelings of power engineering his own fucking machines gives him.

🦋 Arte 🦋 Old Mage Viktor Fan @artemyiss.bsky.social · Apr 26

"Viktor bottoms bc it's easier for him as a disabled man"

Jayvik after Jayce breaks his leg:

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🦋 Arte 🦋 Old Mage Viktor Fan @artemyiss.bsky.social · Apr 26

"Viktor bottoms bc it's easier for him as a disabled man"

Jayvik after Jayce breaks his leg:

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 17h

Hahaha Melmoth is such a fool to keep looking at all those cursed paintings. I would never make that mistake, personally

*doomscrolls for 8 hours*

Talia Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 1d

this entire book is gonna be me yelling at our tender hero to stop looking at cursed paintings and shit

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sarahquaint @sarahquaint.bsky.social · 18h

While providing tech support for my FIL:

FIL: What's that screen?

ME: The terminal. You should never use it.

FIL: Never?

ME: So you know how I'm allowed to watch you open the electrical panel and swap out breakers, but I'm not allowed to ever open up it myself?

FIL: Ah! I understand, thank you.

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Noah Joad @noahjoad.bsky.social · 21h

“Portland…and I…every day. Every day, I see videos and it’s just…fires. There’s burning, fire…lava, there’s lava and volcanoes. It’s so…and there are men fighting with light sabers. Portland. It’s…men, swinging on ropes and smacking each other with light sabers. And you say who lives this way?”

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The Male Hysteric @graay.bsky.social · 18h

So I checked out a book from the library and it's got like legit like the agent query in the first couple pages? Is this a new trend???

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19h

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

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The Male Hysteric @graay.bsky.social · 19h

Women have fists so I think it's a skill issue tbh

Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 1d

They should invent a way for women to have gay sex with men

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The Male Hysteric @graay.bsky.social · 21h

I fr thought the first guy Meryl was with was pre-transition Millie and now that I know he's not there's no point

The Male Hysteric @graay.bsky.social · 22h

Honestly if orteil actually finished cookie clicker for iOS you'll never see me on social media again.

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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 22h

the Portland Protests, annotated

פינחס יוסף מונד @pymundgenealogy.com · 1d

Frogs? Talmudic
Toads? Not Talmudic
Chickens? Talmudic
Turkeys? Not Talmudic
Weasels? Talmudic
Ferrets? Not Talmudic
Camels? Talmudic
Elephants? Eh, hardly Talmudic
Big Bird? Very, very Talmudic

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Ariella Elm @ariellaelm.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t think we’re talking enough about the fact that we successfully took back the frog. Like it has been a meme for the alt right for years now, and thanks to these Portland inflatable costumes, we’re taking it back

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Gwen Snyder is undead @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 1d

And let me highlight the DISCIPLINE at play here and across the country, too.

They are trying to goad protestors into lighting a Reichstag fire and those efforts are being met with suggestive hip thrusts from a giant inflatable frog.

This is movement not taking the bait.

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dendromecon @dendromecon.bsky.social · 1d

The boiling of the frog: frogs aren’t having it edition 🐸

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פינחס יוסף מונד @pymundgenealogy.com · 1d

You know what happens if you come at a giant frog

The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 1d

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 1d

easing the first few letters of סוכריות to turn the matcha-labubu-dubai-chocolate golem into ריות and making an evil killing machine

Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 2d

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

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The Male Hysteric @graay.bsky.social · 1d

So... is something happening?

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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 1d

"we cant uninvent ai" no we cant but we couldnt uninvent nfts either and nobody gives a fuck about them anymore

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The Male Hysteric @graay.bsky.social · 1d

Can... can someone please explain to me what's going on with Taylor Swift's variants thingy. It looks like a lot.

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 1d

Okay this is a good headline

Guardian Australia @australia.theguardian.com · 1d

You won’t believe what degrading practice the Pope just condemned

Communication must be freed from clickbait and misguided thinking, head of Catholic church tells journalists The Pope has condemned clickbait as a “degrading” part of journalism, at a private audience with global newswires. Australian media representatives were among those to hear directly from Pope Leo XIV at the Vatican on Thursday with about 150 members of newswire alliance MINDS International. Continue reading...

www.theguardian.com

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Ariel Slamet Ries @arielries.bsky.social · 1d

daddy dom is the fantasy of there being a type of man who is both responsible and competent

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The Male Hysteric @graay.bsky.social · 1d

Instructions unclear, now in possession of a labybbuk

Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 2d

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 2d

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

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