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Unnamed Mars Colonist

@guiltyb0b.bsky.social

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Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow. Guys, I'm starting to think help isn't coming. PA District 9 Local Antifa Shop Boss

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Unnamed Mars Colonist @guiltyb0b.bsky.social · 10h

Same here in PA

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 13h

Chris Benoit walked so you could run

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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 1d

what you see [a girl looking up at you]
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what she sees [garfield looking down]

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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 1d

Wake up libs. There are no heckin good pupper police. They're all roided out hogs

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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 1d

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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 1d

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Unnamed Mars Colonist @guiltyb0b.bsky.social · 2d

The last time I rode the subway Dinkins was mayor and it was fine and cool and I love that city

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LadyLettera 🍁😷🌈 @ladylettera32.bsky.social · 3d

The existence of the uncanny valley implies that there was a time long ago when we needed to be able to tell who was human and who merely appeared human and that that distinction was so vital to our survival that even today we still fear the latter

Happy Halloween!

Uncanny valley - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

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Unnamed Mars Colonist @guiltyb0b.bsky.social · 2d

It's *miles* beyond the first game, it's a classic

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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 2d

You should get Alan Wake 2 while it’s free and play it, it’s my favorite game of this generation

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 2d

Last chance to claim US PS+ Essential October titles:

Alan Wake 2 buff.ly/D9U1TUo
Goat Simulator 3 buff.ly/kpUM1wp
COCOON buff.ly/7y6B8Uv

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Unnamed Mars Colonist @guiltyb0b.bsky.social · 2d

Sam Lake is a beautiful mad man

Unnamed Mars Colonist @guiltyb0b.bsky.social · 2d

My stupid brain misread CPAP and thought we were about to be treated to a fecal transplant story

Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 2d

My CPAP died last night. RIP.

So here's the funny story, when I was hospitalized last Xmas and almost died, a bit after that my CPAP died. But in the hospital they had me use a much better machine that auto adjusts and all that jazz.

So I was like ooo I want that one.

So when mine died...

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 5d

I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

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m @fragilewife.bsky.social · 21d

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 20d

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

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Brawnald Dangerson @brawnald.bsky.social · 5d

The guy calling for non violent revolution wants to shoot you in the back and take your head to the fascists for a reward

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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 7d

the very pathetic truth is that all the fuckers writing 'harris lost by running on the left' op-eds would, if she had ran the exact same campaign but won, be writing 'harris won by rejecting the left' op-eds instead. they're not honest people

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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 6d

getting bit by one of these and becoming Apewoman, a woman with the strength of a very sick monkey

Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 6d

A truckload of rhesus monkeys from Tulane university escaped after a crash. The university warned they’re highly aggressive toward humans and infected with hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID.