Unnamed Mars Colonist
@guiltyb0b.bsky.social
Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.
Guys, I'm starting to think help isn't coming.
PA District 9 Local Antifa Shop Boss
Guys, I'm starting to think help isn't coming.
PA District 9 Local Antifa Shop Boss
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It’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this.
December 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
It’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this.
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it would actually cost SO MUCH LESS to just do this instead of throwing trillions of dollars at technofascists too, who would've thought
they didn't need AI to make Silksong, it just needed some deeply insane guys to have a blank check for living expenses until their next thing was done, I think we should try doing more of that instead
December 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
it would actually cost SO MUCH LESS to just do this instead of throwing trillions of dollars at technofascists too, who would've thought
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Well, happy anniversary to one of the finest of festive exchanges
December 23, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Well, happy anniversary to one of the finest of festive exchanges
That's cool, I'm wearing the skin of a man I haven't killed yet.
im wearing the skin of the last man i killed
December 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
That's cool, I'm wearing the skin of a man I haven't killed yet.
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Bari Weiss is just so fucking brave yall she just cares about having a solid debate
Actively, in real time, trying to scrub this from the internet. The Youtube video here is set to private now. 60minutestonight.com/inside-cecot...
December 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Bari Weiss is just so fucking brave yall she just cares about having a solid debate
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Besides just being mean, it really seems like flushing a rat back down the toilet doesn't really solve the initial problem
December 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Besides just being mean, it really seems like flushing a rat back down the toilet doesn't really solve the initial problem
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This is blasphemous.
December 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This is blasphemous.
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I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
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Between Jake Paul and this, it feels like we’re walking into 2026 with the wind in our sails.
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Between Jake Paul and this, it feels like we’re walking into 2026 with the wind in our sails.
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It was always so funny in Looney Tunes when something exploded in Daffy Duck's face and sent his bill spinning around and around his head, and it was even funnier when that happened to Jake Paul last night
December 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM
It was always so funny in Looney Tunes when something exploded in Daffy Duck's face and sent his bill spinning around and around his head, and it was even funnier when that happened to Jake Paul last night
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dude's all fucking big when he's beating the shit out of a woman
but a social media influencer rocks his world. what a pile of shit
but a social media influencer rocks his world. what a pile of shit
to add to the Jake Paul schadenfreude, Andrew Tate also lost a fight to some reality TV influencer. most analysis of the fight I've read described his opponent as deeply untalented but Andrew lost anyway. Tate's endurance was awful and he was gassed after the first round.
December 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM
dude's all fucking big when he's beating the shit out of a woman
but a social media influencer rocks his world. what a pile of shit
but a social media influencer rocks his world. what a pile of shit
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Knowing too much about or caring excessively about your family lineage is fascist to me.
If immigrating from England makes you a "heritage American" then I guess I'm one too.
December 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Knowing too much about or caring excessively about your family lineage is fascist to me.
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i did not have Jake Paul getting his shit wrecked by a professional boxer on my bingo-oh nope, there it is
December 20, 2025 at 12:14 PM
i did not have Jake Paul getting his shit wrecked by a professional boxer on my bingo-oh nope, there it is
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You don't have to believe people can be trans to mind your own fucking business.
December 19, 2025 at 5:43 AM
You don't have to believe people can be trans to mind your own fucking business.
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*Opens bluesky*
*closes bluesky*
*closes bluesky*
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
*Opens bluesky*
*closes bluesky*
*closes bluesky*
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Never forget the time in 2020 Charlie Kirk (dead now) pretended to be a black guy on Twitter but forgot to switch accounts when giving himself a nice compliment.
December 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Never forget the time in 2020 Charlie Kirk (dead now) pretended to be a black guy on Twitter but forgot to switch accounts when giving himself a nice compliment.
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HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering*
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
December 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering*
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
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"Actually we are all pieces of shit."
December 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"Actually we are all pieces of shit."
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I need the biggest metaphor you’ve got . . . No, that’s too big
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I need the biggest metaphor you’ve got . . . No, that’s too big