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Unnamed Mars Colonist
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Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow. Guys, I'm starting to think help isn't coming. PA District 9 Local Antifa Shop Boss
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Wake up libs. There are no heckin good pupper police. They're all roided out hogs
The last time I rode the subway Dinkins was mayor and it was fine and cool and I love that city
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The existence of the uncanny valley implies that there was a time long ago when we needed to be able to tell who was human and who merely appeared human and that that distinction was so vital to our survival that even today we still fear the latter

Happy Halloween!
Uncanny valley - Wikipedia
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It's *miles* beyond the first game, it's a classic
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You should get Alan Wake 2 while it’s free and play it, it’s my favorite game of this generation
Last chance to claim US PS+ Essential October titles:

Alan Wake 2 buff.ly/D9U1TUo
Goat Simulator 3 buff.ly/kpUM1wp
COCOON buff.ly/7y6B8Uv
Sam Lake is a beautiful mad man
My stupid brain misread CPAP and thought we were about to be treated to a fecal transplant story
My CPAP died last night. RIP.

So here's the funny story, when I was hospitalized last Xmas and almost died, a bit after that my CPAP died. But in the hospital they had me use a much better machine that auto adjusts and all that jazz.

So I was like ooo I want that one.

So when mine died...
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I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
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WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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The guy calling for non violent revolution wants to shoot you in the back and take your head to the fascists for a reward
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the very pathetic truth is that all the fuckers writing 'harris lost by running on the left' op-eds would, if she had ran the exact same campaign but won, be writing 'harris won by rejecting the left' op-eds instead. they're not honest people
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getting bit by one of these and becoming Apewoman, a woman with the strength of a very sick monkey
A truckload of rhesus monkeys from Tulane university escaped after a crash. The university warned they’re highly aggressive toward humans and infected with hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID.
Monkeys on the loose after truck overturns in Heidelberg; public urged to call 911
A truck transporting monkeys from Tulane University overturned on I-59 near Heidelberg, with several monkeys reportedly on the loose posing health risks.
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His opponent supports Israel, is this how cheap we are?
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This is appalling and if Xbox doesn’t do something about it then they’re on the line for this marketing too
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Thinking of running for Senate. Do you think my tats are disqualifying?
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finally made it to Terre Haute to pay tribute to the big guy
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Kudos to the guy in my fantasy football league who chose the team name explicitly to set up this joke
I too will take the Israel supporter over the (checks notes) ah jesus fucking christ, i fucking quit
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Imagine the Illusive Man from Mass Effect saying this
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread