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IanAbstract
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Here’s Nick Cave replying to a correspondent called Valerio who was asking him about how to respond to a growing sense of cynicism - here. www.theredhandfiles.com/do-you-still...
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this is just what auto alt-text looks like in MS word, which is a bizarre thing to see in a website but it's not saying the game itself is AI-generated
The Halo website is messed up and snitching on itself
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every trusted news brand has been bought and is increasingly being repurposed like when the viral "here in my garage" guy acquired the radioshack trademark to push NFTs or whatever scheme he was misusing it for

speaking of which oh look a recent update no way this is entirely unexpected information
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The ChatGPT subreddit is absolutely hilarious. LLMs just output statistically likely responses, and a statistically likely response to being asked to do some work is "I'll have that done by...". So apparently in some cases ChatGPT had just been telling users it'll get back to them later.
1/2
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"Tzefardea Tzedek" (Frog of Righteousness)

As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)
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I haven't seen people here mention this letter from the mayor of Illinois' 2nd-largest city (Aurora, 40+% Latino)

to the Aurora Police

following egregious attacks by immigration in Aurora and related protests

So here it is!
meteors typically bury themselves in the ground on impact so if you want a piece of the sky grab a shovel
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ps Confederate monuments weren't erected contemporaneously to the Civil War. The were erected as part of the Jim Crow backlash to Reconstruction to re-establish white supremacy.
segregationinamerica.eji.org/report/confe...
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It is the international save the vaquita day. With fewer than 20 left, the vaquita is the world's most endangered marine mammal.
#SaveTheVaquita
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William Morris pioneered the fantasy genre as we know it.
But BEFORE that, he made the most indulgent, purple-prosed homoerotic short story I've ever read, as fanfic for the medieval architect of a church that he liked...

morrisarchive.lib.uiowa.edu/proseromance...
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For the uninitiated, here's a snippet of what I do when I'm inspired
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This is what’s possible if you open your chi gates and practice tai chi.
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Apparently some folks are playing real dumb about skull symbols so let’s play a little game I like to call “Nazi skull or not a Nazi skull”

First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.

With me so far? 1/x
I feel like if Sirius blinks really hard she makes a ka-click sound and her eyes become floodlights. LED hi-beams.
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Time for some real horse content- Ryuji Wada toured the stable Meisho Doto's been retired at recently, and on passing the paddock Doto *immediately* rushed him. Like, "How dare you show your face here again, TM Opera-O!"
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(Famously, Meisho Doto would get agitated at the mention of the name TM Opera-O, but liked the actual horse itself. It appears that he thinks that this "TM Opera-O" that made everyone on his team so upset was actually Ryuji Wada, TM's jockey.)
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If you donated to Platner via ActBlue, you can get a refund!

Contact them NOW and ask for your money back!
I donated to his campaign. I was pissed off when it was revealed he worked as a merc, and debating what to do when the tattoo & queerphobic posts came out.

I contacted ActBlue, asked for it to be returned, got an acknowledgement of the return a few hours later; 2 days later it was in my account.
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I’m not baiting, a shitload of footage/screenshots leaked to Twitter
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Back in 2004, CBS aired a sci-fi Legal Drama called Century City starring Viola Davis and Ioan Gruffudd that took place in the year 2030 where Oprah is currently president.

Please bear witness to how insane these two paragraphs are on its Wikipedia page.
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For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin.

Here's the video of it running.
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Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.