SlayBeans (or Stephen)
@jaybeans.bsky.social
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Pardon me I was born to speak all mirth & no matter. I'm into comics, period dramas, TV, and baseball. Enspousened to @mostlymartha. Queer. Them/they/he
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jaybeans.bsky.social
If you rudely come into my mentions, you will be blocked.
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dianamonkey.bsky.social
"I loved Miss Piggy. We got on great... She’s a greedy girl. It was established in the script that we had, maybe sometime in the past, some kind of a fling together. And I improvised a line which never made it into the movie: “Once you’ve had pork, you never look back.” [Deep laugh.]"
michaelschulman.bsky.social
I absolutely loved having this long conversation with Tim Curry, whose memoir comes out Tuesday. He told terrific stories about, among others, Meat Loaf, Ivana Trump, John Huston, Truman Capote, and Miss Piggy. What a life! www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
Tim Curry Does the Time Warp
The actor and singer discusses the origins of “The Rocky Horror Picture Show,” his relationship with David Bowie, and the joy of working with Miss Piggy.
www.newyorker.com
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brendelbored.bsky.social
The same guy who voiced Tony the Tiger did the song about how bad the Grinch is and that’s not all that interesting except I don’t think a Tiger should have the right to insult the Grinch like that. The Grinch is a higher life form
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mikemaihack.com
Day 12: SNEAK 😘

#SuperBatober #Harlivy #Inktober #inktober2025
SUPERBATOBER 12: SNEAK -- A little break from Batgirl and Supergirl antics to allow Poison Ivy to plant a little surprise kiss on Harley Quinn's cheek. Ivy has another gift-wrapped surprise (of the cartoonish bomb variety) for Harley hidden behind her back. I wonder what they're celebrating?
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acknight3.bsky.social
😭😭😭
riotgrlerin.bsky.social
boomer: you're lazy

millennial: you ruined the economy

gen z: tf is an encyclopedia britannica
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gochujung.bsky.social
Yesterday, Don Lemon interrupted patient care for a visibly sensitive situation by shoving a mic in a patient’s face then getting annoyed at me when I swatted it out of the way & told him it was inappropriate. Yes, protests should be documented but no, they are not “content” & there is a difference.
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
About a month ago, the Trump administration got rid of the de minimis exemption, whereby packages valued under $800 could slide in without import duties. Now there's a backlog as the government can't process all of this paperwork, leading to UPS just destroying packages
Business Insider headline reads: UPS is telling customers that their packages coming to the US are marked for destruction.
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kdcaseywrites.bsky.social
this is not a market size issue, I do not have this issue with the other small market teams.
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kdcaseywrites.bsky.social
I can be actively looking at the brewers and still not have object permanence for who many of them are. like at least one per lineup feels like a prank.
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jongraywb.bsky.social
Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
Close up of Pinkie Pie looking at a newspaper comic saying “Hmpf. I thought these were supposed to be funny?”

The comic is called Ponybert by Trot Adams. It opens with a building and we see a word balloon that says “Well?” The second panel is of Ponybert, the Dilbert stand-in saying “No one is smart but me.”
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Susan Collins is the chair of the Senate Appropriations Committee, which means she has considerable power to influence the administration but she prefers to mumble weak protestations to the media
grahamformaine.bsky.social
Despite all of Susan Collins’s **concerns**, Russ Vought, who she voted to confirm, still went ahead and fired a boatload of hard-working Americans.
sahilkapur.bsky.social
SUSAN COLLINS, Wednesday: "I've made very clear that I do not believe there should be firings of furloughed workers."

RUSS VOUGHT, Friday: "The RIFs have begun."
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hockeyvids.bsky.social
Vladdy admits why he dislikes the Yankees in a 2023 interview: "When a team humiliates you, the Lord grants you the ability to humiliate them

“It was me who was removed from the stadium, I was 7 or 8 years old, so I was like okay... Now when I arrive you're going to feel my presence in the Bronx."
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mostlymartha.bsky.social
It's probably the best sports chant I have ever participated in.
tbquirk.bsky.social
At Oakland Ballers games, when a player named Tyler Lozano comes up to bat, everybody chants, "Go Ty-ler Lo-zan-O" to the melody of that riff.

And now I sing that randomly to myself at least twice a day.
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mayorofoakland.bsky.social
ATTENTION SAN FRANCISCO AND ALL BASEBALL FANS IN THE BAY!

I'll be vending hot dogs from 10-3 tomorrow at Big Rec Field in SF for the NorCal Classic Vintage Baseball tournament!
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clairewillett.bsky.social
found exactly the one use of “evil recoils in the presence of Christ” I am willing to sign off on, HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

Father Larry did not come here to fuck around
richraho.bsky.social
Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”
jaybeans.bsky.social
Wait, if the World Series becomes the Mariners vs the Brewers, it would be the Seattle Mariners vs the former Seattle Pilots (as the Brewers played in Seattle for one season before moving to Milwaukee)
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mleelunsford.com
I've made this scale to help people out during this holiday season
a scale of Dracula to Not Dracula going from right to left: Dracula (Dracula), Count Orlok (Legally Distinct Dracula), Drake from Blade Trinity (Might Be Dracula), Vlad the Poker (Probably Not Dracula, and Morbius (Not Dracula)
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nicholasbednar.bsky.social
"One source told me that some of the reversals came after the Trump administration realized that they had accidentally terminated critically important staffers working on current measles and Ebola outbreaks."