J Mills
@jmillsjr.bsky.social
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Twitter ex-pat. I watch Horror Movies. Disney “adult,” Drive-In Mutant, Time Waster. I'm not that interesting really. Find me on LetterBoxd. jmillsjr262 on IG
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The new official portrait just dropped. Update your records accordingly.

#TheMuppets #MuppetVision3D
I am SO glad I finally scored the GHOUL-AID! It’s an amazing promotion, and the packaging, art, and concept are all so wonderful. And to make the whole thing “GLOW IN THE DARK!”

…having said that, I’m good now. I won’t be getting this one again

It tastes like berry-flavored tums
If you see this, quote repost with a vampire who isn't Dracula
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the reason you can't say "sexual assault" or "rape" on so many major platforms is because the christofascists demanding this censorship from tech companies want to keep wielding sexual violence in the dark as a tool of power
the forced self-censorship gibberish we all have to do on social media now is having a devastating effect on the way people communicate with each other. nobody in a healthy society is saying "unalived"
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
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A jewel heist at the Louvre is something I personally cannot not endorse
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…So I got a haircut. It was time.

I *hate* getting a haircut. I work with a bunch of normie conservative bros and I’m always afraid of getting lumped in with those assholes.

Fortunately, my loving bride ALWAYS knows what to say.

I’m still not *stoked* about the haircut, but it was needed.
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[through gritted teeth]
Block and move on. Block and move on.
The White House has created an official Bluesky account.

[ @whitehouse-47.bsky.social ]
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he's literally telling the papers he's not mad
Trump: "Don't forget I can use the Insurrection Act. 50% of the presidents almost have used that. And that's unquestioned power."
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P-Dub and Manassas: Go vote! #Virginia #vagov #valeg
Reminder: Sunday voting is *tomorrow* (October 19) from 11AM-5PM in Prince William County (locations below) & the City of Manassas (at Town Hall) for the 2025 #Virginia general election.

It’s also the first day of satellite early voting locations in PWC, including the Haymarket Gainesville Library!
…So I got a haircut. It was time.

I *hate* getting a haircut. I work with a bunch of normie conservative bros and I’m always afraid of getting lumped in with those assholes.

Fortunately, my loving bride ALWAYS knows what to say.

I’m still not *stoked* about the haircut, but it was needed.
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I'm gonna make this chase my Phantasm die-cast Cuda around.
Define "Perfect Ending"?
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💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states.

Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
5 movies to get to know me:

•AIRPLANE! (1980)
dir. James Abrahams, Jerry Zucker, David Zucker

•CREEPSHOW (1982)
dir. George Romero

•CURE (1997)
dir. Kiyoshi Kurosawa

•GHOSTHOUSE (1988)
dir. Umberto Lenzi

•THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE (1974)
dir. Tobe Hooper
5 movies to get to know me:
Death to Smoochy
Cecil B Demented
In Bruges
The Little Hours
The Lighthouse
5 movies to get to know me:

-the virgin suicides
- juno
- lost in translation
-the perks of being a wallflower
-ready or not
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highly recommend: go to settings, moderation, bluesky moderation service, just turn that label off

they label *accounts* with it too
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I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
“Hi. It’s me, Stan.”
Car appointment. Kia Dealership. For my bride’s car.

I show up early. They came out to get me when they open, very nice. It’s worth mentioning at this time the lobby TV was *not* on.

I get my coffee, check in, and when I do sit down; the lobby TV is on a serial killer marathon.

That’s profiling.
Why is this, the *fancy* Northern Virginia Kia dealership, why is their in-house classic rock station playing Bobby Brown’s seminal track “On Our Own,” from the landmark album the GHOSTBUSTERS II soundtrack?

Unsure, but it’s too good not to share.

youtu.be/e2sLeruRZio?...
Bobby Brown - On Our Own (Ghostbusters 2 Soundtrack)
YouTube video by Mostly Simpsons
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Gotta block ‘em all!
Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday.
Flush these turds HERE -

bsky.app/profile/did:...
The only people you hear mention IQs regularly are that weird homeschooled kid, serial killer profilers, and the current president
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the US government has arrived on bluesky
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Define your musical taste in 8 artists:

Blue Öyster Cult
Black Sabbath
Clutch
Jimmy Buffett
Iron Maiden
Motörhead
Rainbow - Dio era ONLY
Warren Zevon
Define your musical taste in 8 artists:

Blue Öyster Cult
The Talking Heads
GWAR
Weird Al Yankovic
Tangerine Dream
Goblin
Florence And The Machine
Joey Valence & Brae
Define your music taste in 8 artists:

NIN
Black Midi/Geordie Greep
Machine Girl
Talking Heads
Massive Attack
Cocteau Twins
Boy Harsher
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds