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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 12d

“RE-PR-SENT-A-TIVE!!!”

An actor, (Drew Barrymore) from the movie Scream is yelling into the phone “representative!”

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 5d

I'm as much to blame as you are, I said, because what's one more lie.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 4d

Thank you for your kind of words.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 4d

You're beautiful when you're angry at that other guy.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 3d

My posts haven't been good this year or since 2015 really but you caught me at a bad time.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 2d

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do scrapbooking.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 2d

“I’m in a sorry state.”

"I thought you called them provinces.“

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 1d

Yes I dangled a modifier, but I did it for you.

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Doomkick @doomkick.com · 5h

the only thing to fear is the mind killer is fear is the mind killer itself

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Doomkick @doomkick.com · 2h

All I’m saying is whatever he does to those eggs means the Devil can’t be THAT bad.

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Doomkick @doomkick.com · 7h

The skies darken, and the sea swirls. I stand on the beach. As the waves crash at my feet,Garfield the ancient one rises from the murky waters. I gaze in fear as the hundred foot sarcastic cat heads for town. Monday has come for us all.