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the answer to your question is someone thought it would be cheaper to do it that way

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · Jul 31

@QVT
Welcome To Gamestop Says Dad As He Turns My Nintendo
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9:18 PM • 2011-05-10

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · Oct 26

a h h , Y E S !
s a t u r d a y s a r e m a d e f o r
D A D S !

a n d d a d ‘ s C A R . . . !

“Now every tourist can fly first class” print ad for the 1989 oldsmobile eighty eight royale

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · Jun 21

coolpng:
my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it's just pictures of himself

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 3h

lauren
@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
(lying) of course i would love to be proven wrong
November 19, 2024 at 12:52 PM

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 3h

Bearhat
@fussybabybit.ch
HORROR THEOLOGIAN: Do you... have you ever heard of a tulpa?

PROTAGONIST: Like the Fluttershy thing?

THEOLOGIAN: No, it's a—

PROTAGONIST: Like when a waifu guy on 4chan wants to marry Fluttershy.

THEOLOGIAN: It's an occultic—

PROTAGONIST: They think about Fluttershy and want to fuck her in their head.
August 9, 2024 at 3:10 AM

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 3h

filth_waste
@filth-waste.bsky.social
making a noise like a different slain DOOM creature every time i have to do literally anything
August 5, 2024 at 11:12 AM

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 3h

cait @cait.bsky.social • Зmо
does anyone know what we're supposed to be doing. like in general

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OSMOTE
@osmote.net
I assumed we were supposed to be smoking weed. ive been smoking weed
August 4, 2024 at 6:00 PM

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 3h

Crab Man
@crabman.bsky.social
OriolesFan98: I love baseball

BrewersFan98: I also love baseball

MetsFan98: I love baseball too but I also like soccer

OriolesFan98: That's cool too

Crab Man: I like to watch baseball

BrewersFan98: Shut up Crab Man I'II kill you

OriolesFan98: kys Crab Man

DodgersFan98: Crab Man I'm going to find whe
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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · Aug 12

Ah Yes, Saturdays are Made For Dads!

And Dad's Car!

www.youtube.com

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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · Oct 5

thinking about the guy who thought Nutrageous was short for "nutritiously outrageous"

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The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela @akachela.bsky.social · 19d

One of the greatest things I ever got to do in college was write a paper on Wikipedia citing only Wikipedia and opening it with the Michael Scott quote about Wikipedia because (I shit you not) my professor's name was Michael Scott

Micah @rincewind.run · 19d

we have gone from a world in which we were told not to cite wikipedia because it was unreliable to a world where wikipedia might be the only reliable source left on the internet and we all owe a lot to the pedantic nerds who got us there

Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 19d

for all people mock it wikipedia is genuinely one of the wonders of the modern world

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 14d

criminal making the paddington bear eat batteries at gunpoint. eat another one you little monster. i want to hear them clinking around in there

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 14d

just realizing that a key mad men polarity is Donald vs Duck

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𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙠 @winterk.bsky.social · 14d

remember how The Witcher 3 opens with all this elaborate fantasy scene setting / plot catch-up that's a little hard to follow if it's your first Witcher thing (and it probably is) and then the first sidequest you get is called Twisted Firestarter

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · May 24

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 14d

No! Mom! Don’t come in! I’m writing checks my ass can’t cash!

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 15d

i didn’t know you were supposed to write them down

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 15d

First few years as a freelancer, I started to panic in January, the slow time of year. So I set up an annual calendar event titled "It's going to be ok." Anyway, just made it weekly.

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 15d

We taught our raccoons sign language and the first thing they said was "The trouble is, you think you have time.”

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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · Jul 18

just got off the phone with the day guy. says there was a glitch and tomorrow is Friday again. shits fucked up sorry everyone

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · Jun 27

hard week. friday nite mfs

The Knocks & Dragonette - Friday Night [Official Visualizer]

YouTube video by itstheknocks

youtu.be

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · Apr 25

what it feels like trying to limp to helg on a damn friday afternoon

Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · Apr 19

TOTAL DESTRUCTION!!!

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · Nov 24

ME, EVERY FRIDAY, 4:15 PM:

Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · Nov 24

Jokic just attempted a full court one-handed volleyball shot and he missed but it was cool because I don't think I've ever seen anyone try this in a game before.

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 1d

oak blanco
@abomination.computer
Source: provacateurs aligned with Friday have set off a device that makes everyone feel pretty laid back
July 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 1d

austin @aparker.io
given that elmo has been trying to learn things as long as I can remember I think it's fair to say that the educational system on Sesame Street is in shambles
August 28, 2024 at 8:25 PM

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 1d

Horrendous Squelch Sounds @bulubane.bsky.social
Two Australians saying yeah nah and nah year at each other into eternity or until one of them dies first
August 29, 2024 at 5:00 PM

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