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Kat Alderson 🎉

@klaybourne.bsky.social

1.7K followers 730 following 6.8K posts

💙🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️📚🐱💚☮️🎹🎸🤘🤓 swearing, juvenile humor, adult themes, many emojis and typos No longer liking or reposting pics and gifs without alt text. mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lhsnxoeils6nhgy7ftchoy22/feed/aaagjdrrjtogq

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 6d

It's not that I don't like people...

Well, actually, that's it exactly. I don't like people

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 9h

Related fact: When driving, rolling down the front windows and cranking the radio will help you see better.

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Scare-icho 💀👻🎃 Anderson @vikesfan47.bsky.social · 20h

Fact: Listening to your favorite songs at insanely high volumes is worth the tinnitus! 🤘🏻😎🖤😂

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Spooky Ana 🤘👩🏻‍🎨 @anageorge.art · 21h

I love metal.
That’s it, that’s the post.

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Scare-icho 💀👻🎃 Anderson @vikesfan47.bsky.social · 20h

Never knew they did a cover of this! Not bad at all 🤘🏻🖤 youtube.com/watch?v=qG2G...

Stone Sour - We Die Young (Audio)

YouTube video by Stone Sour

youtube.com

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 18h

I hope you’re violently ambushed by stability and tenderly mauled by good news this weekend.

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 9h

mhmmm

Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 9h

I want to blame age, but this is who I've always been. 😂

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 11h

Brings my steak to knife fight
(Can I borrow that just for a sec)

Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 1d

*brings a sharpened sense of the ridiculous to a knife fight*

Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 3d

*brings updated terms and conditions to a knife fight*

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mark @aftermark.bsky.social · 11h

Me, reading your posts

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · Jun 14

Raise your fists…

Sleep Now In the Fire

YouTube video by Rage Against the Machine - Topic

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · Jun 27

Our eclectic rabble using the poetry of humor to make the prose of life more bearable.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · Jun 29

This quip could have been a critique.

🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · Jun 29

This subskeet could’ve been an email.

Paul @grommit56.bsky.social · Jun 29

That quote tweet could have been just a reply.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · Sep 4

As a courtesy, I always try to conceal my venom as politely as possible.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 9d

I'm right here bitch ass

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 7d

I demand entry into all skircles.

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 11h

My emotional support pickle just told me to stop eating my feelings

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 11h

Love it! 😍 😂

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 1d

@cosmicclau.bsky.social leaving the scene of a skeets deep dive 💜💜💜
🙏🙏🙏

a green bird is standing on a table next to a pile of books

Alt: a green parakeet runs towards the camera as an explosion happens behind him (it's cg the bird wasn't ever in danger)

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 1d

When @oneyebogey.bsky.social rolls through town 💜💜🙏🙏

Ive Got My Eye On You Samuel L Jackson GIF

Alt: Samuel L Jackson as Nick Fury from the Marvel movies wearing an eye patch and a leather coat says I've got my eye on you.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14h

This will be posted by a big account, and break Bsky.

GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14h

Wrong 79 year old.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14h

I never wash my ass with my pinkie, because that’s my fancy tea-drinking finger.

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Frenchy's ghost prospecting and leader of ANTIFA @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 2d

If you don't post about buttcheeks at least once a week they delete your Bluesky account

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 22h

If I really like you I’ll let you feel the dent in my head

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McMusic MaGellin @rlpontificates.bsky.social · 15h

Sure day old Chinese food is a gamble but so was asking how old she really was.

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 12h

didn't think I'd get another bloody bloom, I'll allow it🥹🤣❤️🌹

red and white ferdinand pichard rose in bloom

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