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Miss Riss

@missriss.bsky.social

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I will always cherish the original misconception I had of you. I once knew a sensual hog named Alf. Feed of just me ⬇️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:moj6trvqbhappapbpf6rkhqo/feed/aaacaqxkrx5y2

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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · May 27

*peels off resting bitch face to reveal an even more rested and bitchier face*

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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 4m

Ghosts probably

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 40m

nobody complains about airplane food anymore because boeing killed them all

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Brett "Solidarity 2025" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 36m

Bed time 😴 🪶

A duckling walking towards the camera foraging

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Malaclypse the Fetus @omfproductions.bsky.social · 26m

Killing the virtual 1968 racist shock jock radio personality so you can avoid ever hearing his radio show while driving around in game again...

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 1h

Only a couple more months for humans to invent the massive kaiju-fighting robots of Pacific Rim, which takes place in 2025. My optimism is waning.

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 1h

If any of you have good nails can you come over and scratch under my beard

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Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 1h

HeyDoYouLikeShrek
7 years ago
Yeah sex is cool and stuff but hey do you girls like Shrek?
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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 1h

[from the shower] I’m all outta Dove
I’m soapless without you
I'll never get clean
Now that you are all gone
*grabs shampoo mic*
IM ALL OUTTA DOVE

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hallowellie maybe 🕷️ @ellie.thecancellations.com · 8h

A humble prediction that the next ice shooting in Chicago is going to be friendly fire, since they're all fucking buffoons

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Brett "Solidarity 2025" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 6h

In flight snowy plover sequence. First time I ever got this angle, super rare you can get below the bird, since they're ya know.. in the sand, but luckily they were on a sand... ridge? #birds

a snowy plover going with flapping wings to in flight, 4 different shots

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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 1h

Thank you for your service!
#ItsOnlyWeirdIfItDoesntWork

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Chad Loder @chadloder.bsky.social · 1h

I can always tell when someone used AI to generate code or documents because every heading or every log message starts with an emoji

Who taught LLMs to be so addicted to emojis?

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Crystal Fincher @finchfrii.bsky.social · 1h

Game 1 W! #GoMs #DidntListenDidntLose

a woman wearing sunglasses and a plaid shirt is saying i did my job

Alt: a woman wearing sunglasses and a plaid shirt is saying i did my job

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𐓄𐒰𐓍𐒷 Heathen @motherofbeanz.bsky.social · 2h

Has anyone ever seen Gal Gadot and Jared Leto in the same room together?

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 1h

This is helpful, thank you, IMDB.

I do feel bad for the 15 people who weren't helped by this at all.

IMDb trivia.
Jeff Bridges produced too much of a bulge in the crotch area in his computer outfit, so he was forced to wear a dance belt to conceal it.

Beneath it 434 people have rated this piece of trivia as helpful.

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 2h

Need a man with a little gray in his beard to ruin my life

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svart flagg @svartflagg.bsky.social · 2h

Today in Portland, a fed shooting pepper balls from the roof of the ICE facility was so eager to aim for people’s heads, that after shooting one photographer in the head and another in the upper arm, they accidentally shot a DHS agent in the head. This photo shows the moment of impact;

Riot cops standing a street with less-lethal weapons, and one in a gas mask has a cloud of pepper dust around his helmet.

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Jess O’Keefe @jesigrac3.bsky.social · 2h

So big accounts should have message discipline, but elected dems are smol beans who can do nothing.

pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 4h

ok so a 76k follower account said that dems should do something about (gestures wildly) but didn’t offer any “real” solutions (bc it’s not their job) and a 13k follower account criticized them because the 13k follower account believes “big accounts” should maintain message discipline for dems?

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The Marriage Braggart @bombsfall.bsky.social · 7h

If the US can ever vomit this stupid era out we're gonna need widespread all-ages education on basic facts like when you'd see old billboards or MST3k shorts advertising the concept of hand washing or being good. Stop Using Gasoline To Wash Clothes. Springs Are Ubiquitous & Essential To Modern Life

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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 7h

Most of these people are deeply trained, or at least highly educated, in humanities. Knowing isn’t being.

brasidas @brasidas.bsky.social · 12h

Anyone who claims that Silicon Valley would be better with more humanities education has to grapple with the fact that Peter Thiel was a philosophy major.

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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 6h

In order for Hamburger to help me, it has to first learn how to help itself.

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 6h

when shitposters get married, a reply guy has to be the best man. i don't make the rules

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spooky addy, @addyct.bsky.social · 2h

we need a leftist crossfire, give me a tankie and a suburban mom nightly in primetime

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 2h

Hey I have split screen on and WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT AD WITH THE MOUTH ON THE DUDES CHEST

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Brett "Solidarity 2025" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 2h

Imagine being illegally deployed to Portland and not being able to go watch this because you live in shame and bird fans would run you out of their neighborhood.

📸 @devonfredericksen.bsky.social

www.instagram.com/reel/DPMtSdj...

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