Malaclypse the Fetus
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For once in my adult life I'm on track! So:
I have room for 5 alters for those last minute gifters!
First come first served, you'll need to get me the cards ASAP and they will ship out by Dec. 13th.
forms.gle/5jbSpVpZynxC...
I have room for 5 alters for those last minute gifters!
First come first served, you'll need to get me the cards ASAP and they will ship out by Dec. 13th.
forms.gle/5jbSpVpZynxC...
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
For once in my adult life I'm on track! So:
I have room for 5 alters for those last minute gifters!
First come first served, you'll need to get me the cards ASAP and they will ship out by Dec. 13th.
forms.gle/5jbSpVpZynxC...
I have room for 5 alters for those last minute gifters!
First come first served, you'll need to get me the cards ASAP and they will ship out by Dec. 13th.
forms.gle/5jbSpVpZynxC...
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he fell victim to one of the classic blunders! the most famous of which is, ‘never answer the phone for isaac chotiner,’ but only slightly less well-known is this: ‘never behave in a manner which causes derek guy to critique your fashion choices’
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
he fell victim to one of the classic blunders! the most famous of which is, ‘never answer the phone for isaac chotiner,’ but only slightly less well-known is this: ‘never behave in a manner which causes derek guy to critique your fashion choices’
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When I “hide your reply from everyone”, I believe you should receive a moderate electric shock as a gentle rebuke to remind you that you are posting in a society and should conduct yourself accordingly. Operant conditioning as community management.
November 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
When I “hide your reply from everyone”, I believe you should receive a moderate electric shock as a gentle rebuke to remind you that you are posting in a society and should conduct yourself accordingly. Operant conditioning as community management.
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the mother of her nephew!!!
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
![REVERE, Mass. —
A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts.
The woman, Bruna Ferreira, has an 11-year-old son with Michael Leavitt, Karoline Leavitt's brother.
Ferreira migrated with her family to the United States from Brazil as a child and is currently in custody at an ICE facility in southern Louisiana.
Michael Leavitt released a statement, saying that his "only concern has always been the safety, well-being, and privacy of [his] son."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/bafkreiacyzixchgacpjse7wyra342opgjsvdxzqdrkxq55zzqah65zyeae@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
the mother of her nephew!!!
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This is narcissism masquerading as philosophy — the technophile elite are not recognizing a new soul in AI, they're falling in love with their creation, staring at their own reflection in a digital pool.
It is the ultimate in solipsism and has its roots in a pathological fear and denial of death.
It is the ultimate in solipsism and has its roots in a pathological fear and denial of death.
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
This is narcissism masquerading as philosophy — the technophile elite are not recognizing a new soul in AI, they're falling in love with their creation, staring at their own reflection in a digital pool.
It is the ultimate in solipsism and has its roots in a pathological fear and denial of death.
It is the ultimate in solipsism and has its roots in a pathological fear and denial of death.
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My hot take is they built a whole movie around one cool special effect and I think the movie stinks
Just showed the children Inception and as I warned them, it broke their brains
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
My hot take is they built a whole movie around one cool special effect and I think the movie stinks
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i read this years ago and every time i've repeated it people look at me like i just confessed to the jfk assassination
he believes what now
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
i read this years ago and every time i've repeated it people look at me like i just confessed to the jfk assassination
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Evil.
U.S. embassies around the world have been instructed to categorize abortion access, DEI policies, and transgender care for minors as human rights infringements.
www.jezebel.com/in-the-u-s-n...
www.jezebel.com/in-the-u-s-n...
In the U.S., Nothing Says Human Rights Abuse Like Ensuring Reproductive Freedom!
U.S. embassies around the world have been instructed to categorize abortion access, DEI policies, and transgender care for minors as human rights infringements.
www.jezebel.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Evil.
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Getting ready to reignite the monogamy debate from a couple days ago with my "what everyone really needed in season one of Legend of Korra is for Asami, Korra, and Mako to realize that all three of them were into both of the other two and they should've just been a throuple" Take 😅
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Getting ready to reignite the monogamy debate from a couple days ago with my "what everyone really needed in season one of Legend of Korra is for Asami, Korra, and Mako to realize that all three of them were into both of the other two and they should've just been a throuple" Take 😅
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Fucking Battletoads?!?!
These #NES and #GameBoy games are now available to play for #NintendoSwitchOnline members!
NES:
☑️ Ninja Gaiden II™: The Dark Sword of Chaos
☑️ BATTLETOADS™
Game Boy:
☑️ Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters
☑️ BIONIC COMMANDO
NES:
☑️ Ninja Gaiden II™: The Dark Sword of Chaos
☑️ BATTLETOADS™
Game Boy:
☑️ Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters
☑️ BIONIC COMMANDO
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Fucking Battletoads?!?!
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This won't happen but it would be incredibly funny if the Canadian part of NORAD refused to work on the yearly Santa tracker thing by citing intelligence sharing risks
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
This won't happen but it would be incredibly funny if the Canadian part of NORAD refused to work on the yearly Santa tracker thing by citing intelligence sharing risks
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i made pineapple caramel that's freaking delicious but think i was 10° shy of solid ball temp before i poured it in the molds 😭
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
i made pineapple caramel that's freaking delicious but think i was 10° shy of solid ball temp before i poured it in the molds 😭
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
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You know what? We need a TrashTuesday. So!
More pies should just use giant cookies as top and bottom crusts. Make pies into giant chipwiches basically you fucking cowards.
More pies should just use giant cookies as top and bottom crusts. Make pies into giant chipwiches basically you fucking cowards.
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
You know what? We need a TrashTuesday. So!
More pies should just use giant cookies as top and bottom crusts. Make pies into giant chipwiches basically you fucking cowards.
More pies should just use giant cookies as top and bottom crusts. Make pies into giant chipwiches basically you fucking cowards.
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@gigansprogress.bsky.social I feel like the navy had to have made newsreels about the kitchens aboard the Midway Class, or something
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
@gigansprogress.bsky.social I feel like the navy had to have made newsreels about the kitchens aboard the Midway Class, or something
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the weed store will be open on Thanksgiving, which makes me like them less
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
the weed store will be open on Thanksgiving, which makes me like them less
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guys who have no belief in or respect for human rights are becoming oddly invested in whether robots have rights
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
guys who have no belief in or respect for human rights are becoming oddly invested in whether robots have rights
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And once you've watched (or rewatched!) Jentry... check out Murder for Dummies! It's the six episode horror-comedy murder-mystery mock-doc I made with my friends, and released last year!
We've won several film festival awards this year! It's all free on YouTube! Give it a go! 👇
We've won several film festival awards this year! It's all free on YouTube! Give it a go! 👇
Murder for Dummies -- Episode 01: Victim
YouTube video by Casual Violence
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
And once you've watched (or rewatched!) Jentry... check out Murder for Dummies! It's the six episode horror-comedy murder-mystery mock-doc I made with my friends, and released last year!
We've won several film festival awards this year! It's all free on YouTube! Give it a go! 👇
We've won several film festival awards this year! It's all free on YouTube! Give it a go! 👇
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it's important to understand that i don't actually care if the benoit blanc movies are good. lots of the columbo movies aren't "good" either. they're still good.
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
it's important to understand that i don't actually care if the benoit blanc movies are good. lots of the columbo movies aren't "good" either. they're still good.
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I went FT freelance in 2019 to write my books, but the majority of my income came from freelancing for places like syfy or a writer's room where my name will never show up on the things I made. Then those ended and I had to go back to a day job. Can't survive on what my writing alone makes.
I know we know this, but authors need to get better at talking about how they actually make their money. Stop pretending it's from the books.
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I went FT freelance in 2019 to write my books, but the majority of my income came from freelancing for places like syfy or a writer's room where my name will never show up on the things I made. Then those ended and I had to go back to a day job. Can't survive on what my writing alone makes.
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There is NO FUCKING EXCUSE for this to be happening.
I had a baby die in my arms of pertussis some fifty years ago. It was a HORRIBLE death. But my fellow nurses said to me, "It's almost stamped out now, they're all getting the shots, we won't be seeing this again."
HOW THE FUCK ARE WE HERE. 😡
I had a baby die in my arms of pertussis some fifty years ago. It was a HORRIBLE death. But my fellow nurses said to me, "It's almost stamped out now, they're all getting the shots, we won't be seeing this again."
HOW THE FUCK ARE WE HERE. 😡
A third infant has died in Kentucky, KYDPH adds:
“These are Kentucky’s first pertussis deaths since 2018. None of the infants nor their mothers received the recommended pertussis vaccinations during pregnancy or early infancy.”
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“These are Kentucky’s first pertussis deaths since 2018. None of the infants nor their mothers received the recommended pertussis vaccinations during pregnancy or early infancy.”
s3.amazonaws.com/nursing-netw...
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
There is NO FUCKING EXCUSE for this to be happening.
I had a baby die in my arms of pertussis some fifty years ago. It was a HORRIBLE death. But my fellow nurses said to me, "It's almost stamped out now, they're all getting the shots, we won't be seeing this again."
HOW THE FUCK ARE WE HERE. 😡
I had a baby die in my arms of pertussis some fifty years ago. It was a HORRIBLE death. But my fellow nurses said to me, "It's almost stamped out now, they're all getting the shots, we won't be seeing this again."
HOW THE FUCK ARE WE HERE. 😡
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tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
I’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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I don't know that these people would care, necessarily, but I think many of them either genuinely do not know (or perhaps refuse to know) how little most authors actually make
We’re not small business owners, ffs - we’re independent contractors, and we are routinely robbed by the world’s dumbest dingbats.
![A quote-tweet with the profile blocked out because I won’t be accused of sending flying monkeys at this digital turd.
counterpoint: pirate everything all the time. pirate a sandwich. download a car. abscond from from small business owner mindset with your brain
[High Priestess, Low Patie... • @cherie... • 14h
Re: previous post - People who steal art of any kind are assholes, full stop. If *you* deserve to be paid for your labor, so do I - and so does everybody else; this means writers, visual artists, musicians, and every other category of People Who Make Things.]
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every time vulgar leftism pipes in from the sidelines of petit bourgeoisdom i am forced to become 8.75% more marxist](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x2ssvkga34xug334b66hvrje/bafkreigp2f33rtfu62kqjygnsxhg3jxxs6udwuyisipmyqrh5ew4c6kbyi@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I don't know that these people would care, necessarily, but I think many of them either genuinely do not know (or perhaps refuse to know) how little most authors actually make
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A whole lot of stuff in here. Probably the most detailed, intricate thing I've seen anyone write about The Power Fantasy.
The Power Fantasy is simply one of the best explorations of moral philosophy (aka normative ethics) in comics. Check out my ethics primer and introduction to the series:
comicphilosophy.com/index.php/20...
Kudos to @kierongillen.bsky.social and @casparw.bsky.social for this outstanding series!
comicphilosophy.com/index.php/20...
Kudos to @kierongillen.bsky.social and @casparw.bsky.social for this outstanding series!
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
A whole lot of stuff in here. Probably the most detailed, intricate thing I've seen anyone write about The Power Fantasy.