Malaclypse the Fetus
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chriskmooney.bsky.social
Today I completed my expedition and took pictures with 33 baguette cosplayers! Here’s a few, for those who come after
omfproductions.bsky.social
Honestly I am just relieved it wasn't what I was afraid it was, which was the dumb ass restaurant concept from season 2 of Zoe's Extraordinary Playlist. 🤣🤣🤣
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mikestabile.bsky.social
JFC. Ron DeHaas, founder of the Christian antiporn app Covenant Eyes, has stepped down from NCOSE after his 38-year old son was charged with sexual abuse of a child.

Covenant Eyes is the app used by House Speaker Mike Johnson and his son to monitor each other's internet behavior.
Covenant Eyes Cofounder Helps Post Bond for Adult Stepson, Who Is Charged With Felony Child Sex Abuse
In August, Thomas Wideman, an adult stepson of Covenant Eyes cofounder Ron DeHaas, was arrested during a CSAM sting operation.
churchleaders.com
omfproductions.bsky.social
Though a ghost kitchen is probably not that different.
omfproductions.bsky.social
Ugh. Sounds awful. Thank you for explaining. We have food halls and ghost kitchens but I have yet to see this.
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kendrawrites.com
One last note: about every six months I remember the Finnish dish cabinet exists and I get irrationally angry this isn't a mainstay of US culture and I'm not sure how or why, but I blame the patriarchy. They are cabinets above the kitchen sink that drain directly into the kitchen sink.
Finnish Dish Drying Cabinets Are the Genius Kitchen Feature You’ll Want Next
Discover the genius Finnish dish drying cabinet, a space-saving kitchen upgrade that makes drying and storing dishes effortless.
www.marthastewart.com
omfproductions.bsky.social
I really don't know how to feel about Cosmic Ghost Rider making the cut to be honest. Heh.
omfproductions.bsky.social
Okay I guess they do at least have Phyla Vel and she eventually joined the Guardians long after the Annihilation Wave...
omfproductions.bsky.social
Definitely going to try the demo. Props for getting Nova in there, deductions for having literally none of the Guardians for an Annihilation Wave story (yes yes I know they technically formed after the sequel Annihilation Conquest but Drax, Gatorade, and Peter all had huge roles in Annihilation)
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mentalmisplay.bsky.social
For real tho, in celebration of TMNT go download this 10/10 side scrolling beat em up. Shredders Revenge is the perfect game and there's a marvel one coming out by the end of the year. Get ready.
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alolanprofessor.bsky.social
I'll be streaming this bad boy on Switch first thing tomorrow, and I'd LOVE if some of y'all could join me on multiplayer!

I'll have it open for people to join, but I'd anyone lets me know before, I'll reserve them a slot!
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amandasmith.bsky.social
“What if the Matrix is real, but like, the robots made the movie to make us think it’s not.”

~Deep Thoughts with Cody Bellinger~
Photo from 3/30/2019. Head and shoulders photo of baseball player Cody Bellinger looking like a stoned guy thinking about something. He’s got close cropped dark hair and a struggle beard that mostly runs along his chin and then a mustache that doesn’t quite connect. He looks like your friend’s older brother’s cute friend who you bought pot from that one time.
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justinwolfers.bsky.social
Here's the reality: On any given day the President might impose an effective embargo on trade with China. This is the second time he's done it *this year*. They may patch it up again, but the pattern has been set, and it will shape expectations for the rest of his term.
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darthbluesky.bsky.social
that johnson is more terrified of seating a duly elected democrat who could force an epstein vote than having the entire government shut down really makes me wonder about that epstein vote tbh
omfproductions.bsky.social
Leaves the battlefield so you could ninjitsu or sneak attack something out and boost shredder....
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gonzo.bsky.social
Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Wel, apparenty tha Nobel Committy doznot giv awardes to ca'ats becawse i didnot git one but its FINE, relly.. .
Orange and white cat, slightly disgruntled. He says, "Good morning Gonzobongos! Well, apparently the Nobel Committee doesn't give awards to cats because I didn't get one, but it's fine, really."
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rainsurname.bsky.social
We're not really bailing out Argentina so much as we're bailing out an American billionaire hedge fund manager who is close to the Treasury Secretary, who invested heavily in Argentina after Milei took power.

We're actually screwing Argentina, bc the wealthy will be able to cash out & move their $
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asherelbein.bsky.social
Actually, I'm going to throw my hat out: would anybody like to have me on their podcast/newsletter to talk about Appalachian pulp, folklore, witchlore, and the benefits of weirding historical fiction? I think these stories are good, and I want to talk about them!
asherelbein.bsky.social
Fuck Prime Day. PDFs of GHOST DAYS and IN THE SNOW, THE JUNGLE are on sale for just 3$ today, which means you can grab this fully illustrated short story collection AND its followup novella for just $6.

Get your Appalachian historical folklore/horror fix here!

www.asherelbein.com/store
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erinbiba.bsky.social
Where are my Housewives people because !!!!!!!!!

SEVEN FELONIES?!?!?!
EXCLUSIVE
'REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC' WENDY OSEFO & HUSBAND BOOKED
ON FRAUD CHARGES Dr. Wendy Osefo and her husband Eddie have been booked on criminal fraud charges, TMZ has learned.
According to documents obtained by TMZ, "The Real Housewives of Potomac" star is facing 16 charges - including 7 felonies, for allegedly making false/misleading info fraud in excess of $300. She's also facing one misdemeanor count of making a false statement to an officer.
415 The couple was booked Thursday night in Westminster, Maryland.
Here's the deal ... police say the couple reported a burglary in April last year ... the couple claimed they found their bedroom ransacked after returning from a trip to Jamaica. We told you about that incident at the time.
The couple reportedly told police several designer bags and jewelry had been stolen, but get this...
Wendy was later caught in a social media post wearing a diamond ring she claimed was stolen!
Additionally, an investigation determined numerous items the Osefos claimed were stolen had been purchased, then returned to the store "where a full refund was provided prior to the alleged burglary."
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utopia-defer.red
I knew Krystal as a coworker (cheerleaders infamously do not get paid well) while working my first internship at a tech company in KC. She was an extremely warm, kind, and overall great person to know. I wasn't expecting to see this in an open news tab.

www.today.com/parents/moms...
Former KC Chiefs cheerleader Krystal Anderson dies after giving birth to stillborn daughter at 40
Krystal “Krissy” Anderson died shortly after giving birth to a stillborn daughter.
www.today.com
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utopia-defer.red
utopia-defer.red
I knew Krystal as a coworker (cheerleaders infamously do not get paid well) while working my first internship at a tech company in KC. She was an extremely warm, kind, and overall great person to know. I wasn't expecting to see this in an open news tab.

www.today.com/parents/moms...
Former KC Chiefs cheerleader Krystal Anderson dies after giving birth to stillborn daughter at 40
Krystal “Krissy” Anderson died shortly after giving birth to a stillborn daughter.
www.today.com
omfproductions.bsky.social
I dont recall ninjitsu on non creature spells either?