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Mujib

@mujib.bsky.social

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Award-winning poet, lingerie model, triathlon champ. On the Blueskies since 1997. [Disclaimer: Opinions are my own, not Victoria’s Secret’s. Reskeets = Engorgements.] യോ! Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lxus6rnqtgvcis7rhlruzj77/feed/aaaigec5ossmm

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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · Mar 14

Bluesky helped me discard traditional news media, but I spend all that saved time reverse-engineering headlines from jokes.

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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 5m

Maybe cargo-cult healing is what the doctor ordered.

Full disclosure: I know the guy from pre-university days. Turns out they hate vaccines. Who woulda thunk?

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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 12m

That’s taken care of.

Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 1h

My Facebook is awash with these ads, and I’m not even a US citizen.

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 6h

I'm getting stronger with age. I can now lift $100 worth of groceries with one hand.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 16h

AI now "too big to fail" and will be the subject of a bailout eventually.

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Dad Jokes @dadsaysjokes.com · 12d

I've started saying mucho to my Mexican friends.

It means a lot to them.

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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · Aug 24

Pronouncing Josh like Sean Connery telling you his favorite shark movie

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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 1d

Is a sweater with a hood a "hoodie"?
Is a puffy jacket with a hood a "hoodie"?
Or is only a sweatshirt type thing with a hood called a "hoodie"?

Is there a consensus on this question or is raising this likely to cause mayhem?

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 1d

“Someone you don’t know did something you don’t care about.” -social media notifications

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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 1d

Forgot to update. Finished these in August. I must say your book was the hardest to read and understand, and I mean that in a good way. Liked all of them, which seldom happens.

A photo of four graphic novels arranged on a patterned tablecloth. The top left book is “Swallow Me Whole” by Nate Powell, featuring an illustrated figure hovering above autumn foliage and swarms of insects. The top right is “Factory Summers” by Guy Delisle, showing a stylized factory scene in shades of grey. The bottom left is “Glenn Ganges in: The River at Night” by Kevin Huizenga, with an illustration of a man lying awake under bold red text. The bottom right book is “Woman World” by Aminder Dhaliwal, displaying cartoon-style pink characters on a blue background. (alt txt generated by Perplexity.ai)

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 1d

It’s only a “lava” lamp if it comes from the depths of an active volcano, otherwise it’s just glowing postmodern, ironic adornment.

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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 1d

Well played, Guardian.

You won’t believe what degrading practice the pope just condemned

Communication must be freed from clickbait and misguided thinking, head of Catholic church tells journalists

www.theguardian.com

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Alice McFlurry @alicemcflurry.bsky.social · 2d

I feel bad for anyone who was born before 2019 and named COVID.

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Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 2d

"Neutral" is the ne plus ultra of anagrams.

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Donny @dgschell.bsky.social · 2d

We should bring back dropping cryptic clues to our emotional states through the sharing of highly curated songs on our profiles

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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 2d

Much ado.

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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 2d

Huge aficionado.

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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 2d

*goes incommunicado*

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 3d

When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child. But when I became grown, I put away childish things. Then when I became a bit more grown, I rebought those same childish things from a vintage reseller and kinda don’t know how to feel about it

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 2d

Nice try, “Paul A. Thompson”

A Pitchfork review for One Battle After Another that call it a “nerve-wracking masterpiece”, written by one Paul A. Thompson

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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 2d

“Desperado, El Dorado?”
“Silverado. Avocado, Machado.”
“Bravado, Colorado.”

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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 2d

I used to think that of all the wrestlers turned actors, Dave Bautista was easily the best, but in the last few years, John Cena has closed the gap.

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Mujib @mujib.bsky.social · 2d

Love your lines. The dead rat is my favorite. I just realized I have several photos of dead rats. Sans insects, but.

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Rohini Lakshané @aldebaran14.bsky.social · 2d

Wikimedia, FLOSS and all openness folks, yours truly will be in Thiruvananthapuram next month for work. Happy to catch up. Please DM, email, text.

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PP @plainparanoid.bsky.social · 2d

Found the drawings I made during my psychosis last year. Let’s just say… Picasso would’ve been confused, concerned, and maybe a little lost. Chaotic lines, questionable anatomy, and enough symbolism to fuel three therapy sessions. #schizophrenia

A black-and-white sketch in an open spiral-bound notebook depicts a gargoyle-like creature perched on a pedestal. The creature has horns, large bat-like wings, clawed hands gripping a cracked sphere, and a muscular body with a somber expression.

A black-and-white ink drawing in a spiral-bound sketchbook depicts a rat, lying dead or dying, on its side with multiple small insects crawling around and over it.

A black-and-white ink drawing in a spiral-bound sketchbook shows a bat-like creature in flight holding a severed head of cat like creature with eyes dripping blood. The bat has large wings, pointed ears, and an angry face.

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