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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I went to the park and apparently
Violets are blue
I went to the park and apparently
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Hello friends, I had an emergency diskectomy due to a herniated disc that caused both legs to fail and go numb. I’m recovering and pain is gone, but both legs are numb below knee and I cannot flex my ankles or stand. Anyone went through this? If so, please let me know what your outcome was. Thanks
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Hello friends, I had an emergency diskectomy due to a herniated disc that caused both legs to fail and go numb. I’m recovering and pain is gone, but both legs are numb below knee and I cannot flex my ankles or stand. Anyone went through this? If so, please let me know what your outcome was. Thanks
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The mimes' hands made up her eyes and lungs and others. The real horror was how much the performance artists had to flesh out where her body should be.
November 24, 2025 at 6:26 AM
The mimes' hands made up her eyes and lungs and others. The real horror was how much the performance artists had to flesh out where her body should be.
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Trump’s DOJ attempting to prosecute his political enemies is like a pod of monkeys trying to fuck a volleyball
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump’s DOJ attempting to prosecute his political enemies is like a pod of monkeys trying to fuck a volleyball
Remember, long pig is for life, not just thanks giving.
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Remember, long pig is for life, not just thanks giving.
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Take your problems out to the forest and leave them beneath the trees.
You'll feel better, and it's also a good way to feed the monsters of moss and gloom who lurk in the shadows, so it's a win-win.
You'll feel better, and it's also a good way to feed the monsters of moss and gloom who lurk in the shadows, so it's a win-win.
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Take your problems out to the forest and leave them beneath the trees.
You'll feel better, and it's also a good way to feed the monsters of moss and gloom who lurk in the shadows, so it's a win-win.
You'll feel better, and it's also a good way to feed the monsters of moss and gloom who lurk in the shadows, so it's a win-win.
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Pills aren't enough - please sugar coat all of my things
November 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Pills aren't enough - please sugar coat all of my things
So some guys in F1 were disqualified cos their flim flam floofs doofers were too low or summit.
Yeah, it’s such a macho sport.
Yeah, it’s such a macho sport.
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
So some guys in F1 were disqualified cos their flim flam floofs doofers were too low or summit.
Yeah, it’s such a macho sport.
Yeah, it’s such a macho sport.
My gran’s shrunken head collection may be cultural theft, but they work just fine, hung strategically in neighbourly border dispute situations, so yeah, fuck it.
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
My gran’s shrunken head collection may be cultural theft, but they work just fine, hung strategically in neighbourly border dispute situations, so yeah, fuck it.
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imagine hating me and i'm just over here trying to shrink myself so i can live in a dollhouse
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
imagine hating me and i'm just over here trying to shrink myself so i can live in a dollhouse
Reality stopped for a minute and a voice said, “don’t, just … don’t!” .
Sure it’s probably nothing.
Sure it’s probably nothing.
November 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Reality stopped for a minute and a voice said, “don’t, just … don’t!” .
Sure it’s probably nothing.
Sure it’s probably nothing.
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Your daily fortune:
Today's a good day to heed the advice of the warning signs from the universe, especially the vivid one telling you to STOP.
Today's a good day to heed the advice of the warning signs from the universe, especially the vivid one telling you to STOP.
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Your daily fortune:
Today's a good day to heed the advice of the warning signs from the universe, especially the vivid one telling you to STOP.
Today's a good day to heed the advice of the warning signs from the universe, especially the vivid one telling you to STOP.
No tour is complet sans
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
No tour is complet sans
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Another day, another ever-deepening shadow of the looming inevitable
November 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Another day, another ever-deepening shadow of the looming inevitable
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View it as less a fire hazard and more of a fire opportunity
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
View it as less a fire hazard and more of a fire opportunity
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Why, flat trajectory happens to be my middle name
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Why, flat trajectory happens to be my middle name
If you only wash yourself in the toile bowl, the water WILL be cold.
November 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
If you only wash yourself in the toile bowl, the water WILL be cold.
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a witch does not concern herself with employment
November 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
a witch does not concern herself with employment
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There are ghosts in my nervous system urging me to join them.
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
There are ghosts in my nervous system urging me to join them.
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Your daily fortune:
If your life feels like a bad novel, rewrite the next chapter. Change the genre. Add a boat chase and some sexy ghosts.
If your life feels like a bad novel, rewrite the next chapter. Change the genre. Add a boat chase and some sexy ghosts.
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Your daily fortune:
If your life feels like a bad novel, rewrite the next chapter. Change the genre. Add a boat chase and some sexy ghosts.
If your life feels like a bad novel, rewrite the next chapter. Change the genre. Add a boat chase and some sexy ghosts.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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The stop sign makes a compelling point
November 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The stop sign makes a compelling point
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Is there REALLY just an "average" bear?
November 20, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Is there REALLY just an "average" bear?
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Pulling the spinning void out of my chest and setting it on the bedside table for the night
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Pulling the spinning void out of my chest and setting it on the bedside table for the night
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ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 AM
ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you
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Big personal news! I just sold an F-35 fighter jet to Saudi Arabia
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Big personal news! I just sold an F-35 fighter jet to Saudi Arabia