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Potomac Ripper Inclusive @potomacripper.bsky.social · 8h

“Too cool for sunscreen? Is your skin red like a boiled lobster and has the texture of a catcher‘s mitt? Local ladies are ready to meet YOU”

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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 11h

everyone at comiccon needs to step it up now

Ben Coleman @ohcoleman.bsky.social · 12h

@jeffparker.bsky.social www.instagram.com/reel/DPmki2F...

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Potomac Ripper Inclusive @potomacripper.bsky.social · 8h

though this was a singles ad seeking burly sunburned doods

Witch(ney)🔮🏁🍂 @f1whitney.coys.social · 9h

I want some thick boi tomatoes rn.
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The kind that just have TEXTURE.
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Throw some salt and pepper on them and let the juice drip on your face after dat first CRUNCHY CRUNCHY bite.
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Hell ya.

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Potomac Ripper Inclusive @potomacripper.bsky.social · 9h

Mike Johnson is being such a little bitch

I bet he has to watch so much more gay porn than usual tonight to calm himself down

The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 12h

The House speaker is blaming the Republican-led government shutdown on Americans protesting Donald Trump. trib.al/4WAiNbs

Make that make sense.

Mike Johnson Blames Shutdown on “No Kings” Protest in Absurd Rant

The House speaker is blaming the Republican-led government shutdown on Americans protesting Donald Trump. Make that make sense.

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Potomac Ripper Inclusive @potomacripper.bsky.social · 11h

Mash up bands:

R.E.M. Speedwagon

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 11h

Mash up bands:

Van Fighters

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 11h

Mash up bands:

Guns 'N Oates

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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 12h

A great weekend to share Jeff Bridges making a perfect joke

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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 17h

Protesters getting cuffed should insist on calling the arresting officers “Daddy” just to make them feel weird as hell about the whole thing.

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Dr Pop Culture USA @drpopcultureusa.bsky.social · 17h

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Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 21h

Theory: you can put Brendan Fraser in any Tom Cruise role and it would improve the film; you cannot put Tom Cruise in any Brendan Fraser role without it making the film worse

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Potomac Ripper Inclusive @potomacripper.bsky.social · 17h

Is the baseball game over yet?

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Tegan O’Neil @teganoneil5000.bsky.social · 1d

the time has come for my boy Eugene to shine

Spectacular Spider-Man #185, featuring Spidey fighting side by side with two generations of Frog Men.

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Potomac Ripper Inclusive @potomacripper.bsky.social · 1d

Unsolicited Nick pic

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 1d

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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Potomac Ripper Inclusive @potomacripper.bsky.social · 1d

Anyone whomever needs an expert on any of that for their comics...I consult for beer

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Seth Rudy @sethrudy.bsky.social · 1d

Meanwhile in #Portland

Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie

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Brian Hiatt @hiattb.bsky.social · 1d

A little moment in my newest James Gunn interview www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...

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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 1d

I don't remember either Dylan OR Springsteen being a murderer on Columbo, so I'd slow down with rating artists on the Cool Scale

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Potomac Ripper Inclusive @potomacripper.bsky.social · 1d

a parachuting murderer!

double cool points!

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Potomac Ripper Inclusive @potomacripper.bsky.social · 1d

I keep all my cocaine in golf ball form...and when I get raided this comes in handy

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Potomac Ripper Inclusive @potomacripper.bsky.social · 1d

"We will keep being evil fucks if you don't come back and give us permission to be evil fucks"
is not the negotiating position they think it is

The Associated Press @apnews.com · 1d

BREAKING: White House budget office says "substantial" firings of federal workers have started as the Trump administration exerts shutdown leverage.

Budget office says 'substantial' firings of federal workers have started in government shutdown

The White House budget office says that mass firings of federal workers have started in an attempt to exert more pressure on Democratic lawmakers as the government shutdown continues.

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Jeff @rinue.bsky.social · 1d

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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 1d

Congratulations to new Nobel Peace Prize laureate María Corina Machado for her courageous struggle to bring democracy to Venezuela.

Live Updates: María Corina Machado of Venezuela Is Awarded the Nobel Peace Prize

www.nytimes.com

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 1d

“we are telling you right now that we do not intend to honor anything we agree to” is certainly a negotiating position one can take

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Q: Rescission are something Dems have said is a reason for a lack of trust. What rescissions are you discussing?

JOHNSON: We have more than $37t in debt. We're doing everything we can to get us back to sound fiscal responsibility. What does that include? A rescission package is part of our process

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Potomac Ripper Inclusive @potomacripper.bsky.social · 1d

Protip: If you sneeze while getting browscaped you may be telling people that you are bringing old school Vanilla Ice fashion back again

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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