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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 3h

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"How" @myoneandonlykat.bsky.social · 1d

Timeline cleanse!

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 3d

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 2d

Ever since I finished Question Time, Reform have massively been on the attack.

Including a rant from Richard Tice entirely designed to distract from Reform and Russia.

Everyone should know about Nathan Gill, the bribes from Russia and the link to Reform.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 3d

When I was your age, searching for a phrase in quotes returned results for that exact phrase

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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 2d

Just in time for Hallowe’en.

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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 3d

She’s also got great politics. I’ve always had a massive crush on her. Might have to watch this thing now. Is it a celeb special?

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wormbuxx @wormbuxx.bsky.social · 6d

Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob

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Chris Farnell is behind you right now @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 6d

If only we knew what sorts of emissions significantly contribute to people needing to use inhalers, maybe we could find a way to fight this environmental menace.

Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 6d

As somebody with asthma who uses inhalers - SHUT THE FUCK UP. THIS ARTICLE IS SHAMING PEOPLE WITH A CHRONIC CONDITION.

"Significantly" My ass. You know what else does? AI Data centers - corporations - cows - asphalt - THOUSANDS OF OTHERS THINGS THAT ARE NOT MEDICINE.

Fuck you - fuck you again.

Inhalers contribute significantly to global warming, study finds

Millions of Americans using inhalers for chronic lung diseases like asthma may be unknowingly contributing to global warming, according to new research.

local12.com

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Esther Schindler @estherschindler.bsky.social · 6d

I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 6d

every headline after 2022 that mentions the Queen should be legally have to have "(no not that one)" after it

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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 7d

Fixed that for you

Photo of Keir Starmer with the headline “Starmer government not doing anything to help UK citizens”

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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 7d

This is so incredibly dumb even if you believe there’s going to be an election in 2 years.

jamelle @jamellebouie.net · Dec 18

pathetic abcnews.go.com/Politics/dem...

Democrats' playbook to beat Republicans in 2 years: work with them now

Democrats have a plan to take back power in Washington back from Republicans in two years: work with them now.

abcnews.go.com

All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 7d

There Will be Bollocks

__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 7d

Dr. Bollocks
Bollocks Wars
Ben Bollocks
The Bollocks We Were
GoodBollocks
Saturday Night Bollocks
Look Who's Bollocks
Stop! Or My Bollocks Will Shoot
The Running Bollocks
Bollocks Of Fire

Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 7d

A fish called Bollocks

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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 7d

Even I can’t explain my username.

Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 8d

Explain your username:

Just a fun way of spelling Stephanie, I did not realise people would think I’m ok with being called Steph - Ms Knee if you’re nasty

Peggy Pumpkinspice 🎃 @lilpeggysnowflake.bsky.social · 8d

Explained your user name:
Eons ago, when the Twitter was still new and I was alot younger and friskier, I could relate to Peggy Bundy and her relationship with Al. 🤷‍♀️

All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 7d

Must be really slumming it if the hotels they’re staying in don’t even have a laundry service.

🦇Hallownina 🦇 @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 8d

What are depraved shit are these mad rich people doing that means they take their laundry staff on holiday 🤢

A Facebook screenshot:

Greycoat Lumleys.

Follow

A private family of four is seeking an exceptional and detail-focused Laundress to join their fully staffed household in Knightsbridge, London.

The home is a stunning six-storey, eight-bedroom residence with high-end finishes and luxury garments requiring the utmost care and discretion.

Full job description:

LIVE OUT LAUNDRESS JOB

Knightsbridge, London

5 days per week, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday, when the principals are in residence Monday to Friday, when the principals are away

You will be required 4 to 6 weeks a year with the family to locations in Europe.

Only 2 weeks at a time.

Working hours: 8am to 5pm (with a lunch break and meal provided)

Salary: Up to £50,000 GPA DOE

Start: As soon as the right candidate is found

Full job description in caption

Job ID: 169769

Consultant: Christina Katsakouli

christina@greycoatlumleys.co.uk

+44 (0)20 7630 0545

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The Bear @bearlypolitics.co.uk · 8d

As Argentina’s economy starts to rapidly unravel, let’s never forget the comments by our own politicians.

Ta.

"It's Thatcherism on steroids - this is incredible, cutting and slashing public expenditure, doing all the things he's done….. That's leadership... He is amazing."
Nigel Farage
"[Milei] is the 'chainsaw-wielding, bushy-sideburned wild man of Hayekian free-market thinking'. He hailed Milei for giving Argentina 'the economic medicine it needs' through drastic spending cuts."
Boris Johnson
"Britain needs shock therapy. A Milei-style approach would mean radical surgery. First: stop the bleeding. Slash wasteful public spending. Shut down unproductive agencies and quangos... We need to aim for a primary
[surplus."
Jacob Rees-Mogg
"Milei is the template."
Kemi Badenoch
"Javier Milei rightly tells the elite [at the] awful WEF the facts of life - socialism and state intervention tends to make people poorer."
Richard Tice

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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 7d

I’ve also never seen Dirty Dancing.
Or Titanic.

Hannah Fearn @hannahfearn.bsky.social · 8d

Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?

I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.

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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 7d

This shit is the mad note. I’ve never tried crack cocaine but I’m sure it’s got nothing on this stuff.

Tesco finest cranberry, raisin and cashew bloomer bread

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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 9d

Number of replies to important emails I expected today: 7

Number of replies to important emails I received today: 2

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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 11d

THIS

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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 11d

Feels like a long time since I was in cahoots.

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Alex Usher @alexusherhesa.bsky.social · 13d

I am starting a new service where I slash the tires of expensive cars in Silicon Valley unless their owners specifically opt-out.

The Wall Street Journal @wsj.com · 13d

Exclusive: OpenAI is planning to release a new version of its Sora video generator, which creates videos featuring copyrighted material unless copyright holders opt out of having their work appear.

OpenAI’s New Sora Video Generator to Require Copyright Holders to Opt Out

Executives at the startup notified talent agencies and studios over the last week.

on.wsj.com

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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 14d

there is no fear in America that informs policy so profoundly as the terror that we might accidentally afford someone human rights or dignity without first determining that they have earned those things; and, by extension, the idea that those things must be earned.

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All Hallows’ Steve @qqzm.bsky.social · 14d

Where did you find my work canteen’s recipe book?

👻madeline boOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 18d

approximately three hundred of you have sent me this and you know what? Sure. I’ve got time today. Put 40 bulbs of garlic in my pasta, coming right up

recipe for pasta with 40 cloves of garlic

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