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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 1h

I am jealous of your mayor

we got a hot mayor

I meant his policies

that’s his most important policy

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 1h

Gentlemen: thank you for your service.

Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19d

I support everyone giving vast sums of money to Andrew Cuomo. It’s the “lighting a million quid on fire” art piece but this time performed by the worst people in the world.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 1h

Andrew Cuomo to join Harvard’s Institute of Politics

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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 1h

Let's fucking go!!

Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 1h

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 1h

Colin Robinson from What We Do in the Shadows

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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 2h

Any word on what channel Alan Dershowitz will be appearing on tonight?

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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 2h

ZOHRAN MAMDANI

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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 2h

Dems in ARRAY

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 2h

the age of woke is over, the age of dark woke begins

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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 2h

If you are a Democratic senator watching these results and the lesson you take is "I should cave and help Republicans reopen the government for nothing more than a promise written on toilet paper" then you shouldn't be in the Senate anymore

Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 2h

These big wins will embolden Dems to take on Trump's lawbreaking and show there's a price for GOP enabling of him. Folks hate to hear this, but normal patterns are asserting themselves: Liberalism isn't dead, Rs are likely to lose in 2026, and Trump is really unpopular, not a magical exception.

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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 2h

This is amazing

ElectionCord @electioncord.com · 3h

Manassas City, 95% in

43% Hispanic

2020 President: Biden +25
2024 President: Harris +15
2025 Governor: Spanberger +30?!?!?!?

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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 2h

Imagining a bunch of white dudes from Staten Island in red "MYNGA" hats....

Molly White @molly.wiki · 3h

Update #2: Ackman is still convinced Cuomo is going to win, and has proposed Cuomo adopt the slogan "MNYGA"

Supposedly an unprecedented 2.2 million turnout with 60% above 45 years old. I am going to be an optimist and say
@andrewcuomo
is going to get the win. If he fails to win, it’s because
@CurtisSliwa
cares more about himself than NYC. Let’s never forget that.

If Andrew wins, he is going to be a great mayor. Why? Because he will owe nothing to the Democratic Party and he will be working only for his legacy. He can therefore do whatever is right for NYC for the long term without worrying about the political consequences.

@realDonaldTrump
is going to want to work with Cuomo to Make NY Great Again, MNYGA. Say: ManyGA

I think the President and Cuomo respect each other which increases the chances they will work well together.

We will know supposedly by 9:30pm.

Say a prayer.

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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 3h

here is a mockup

the same photo but mamdani is wearing a sick blue embroidered cowboy hat and cuomo is wearing a lame dehydrated piss yellow bowler cap

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Catbus @hayao.lol · 10h

"oh my we can't have an energized and engaged electorate turning out in huge numbers! that's SOCIALISM!!"

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 10h

its so weird how i havent seen a single op-ed thats like "intentionally starving americans could prove problematic for gop midterm chances"

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 1d

Trying to imagine explaining a scenario where a former Governor runs for Mayor, endorsed by former Mayors, a Republican President, local media, and still gets spanked by an inexperienced opponent who cannot get the national leaders of his party, who live in his city, to endorse him!

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Frag-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · Aug 26

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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 1d

is this happening in a pizza hut??

The Colorado Sun ☀️ @coloradosun.com · 1d

Judge rejects plea deal for Colorado funeral home owner accused of stashing nearly 190 decaying bodies

Carie Hallford and her husband, Jon Hallford, owned Return to Nature Funeral Home and are accused of dumping the bodies between 2019 and 2023 in a building in Penrose

coloradosun.com

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 1d

listen I know it's "cognitively easier" to say a "man who sexually assaulted over a dozen women" is a "villain," but

Brian Mann @brianmannadk.bsky.social · 1d

Thread: Look I know it's easier cognitively to just have good guys and villains, but a lot of you folks are just not dealing in facts. Andrew Cuomo was a centrist, sure, and he fought a lot with Democrats. But he also pushed some of the most progressive state policies of his era. A partial list. 1/

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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 1d

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

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Point Blank Sandwich Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 1d

Abbott's joke about putting a tariff on people makes sense if you read it in the context of hoping to be able to own people again.

Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 1d

They’ve all gone mad.

Texas Governor Greg Abbott: “After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.”

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onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

even when far rightwingers are having an extremely positive experience on all fronts they’re still able to hallucinate a situation where they’re the victim

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 1d

"at the transgender coffee shop"

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Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 1d

And it most certainly wasn't all bat shit crazy like this during the early investigation of Tabby's Star, though there was far more reason for what turned out to be hopefully wild speculation there imo

Rob Smith @robsmith.bsky.social · 1d

Multiple people have asked me for my take on the "controversy" surrounding 3I/ATLAS .... and I'm like... its a totally settled thing.

I think this says a lot about the garbage state of the mediasphere. Don't remember it being like this during earlier interstellar interloper episodes...

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