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Spooook-o Booooo-piss @seej500.bsky.social · 3h

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meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 4h

good afternoon

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Spooook-o Booooo-piss @seej500.bsky.social · 3h

Again, I must ask: are the Trump administration unfamiliar with the concept of a coup?

Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 1d

Military families on day 9 of the shutdown lining up at the food bank

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jam @socialistboat.dad · 1d

Stella Sacco
@antlervel.vet
It's really funny that The Art of War is treated as this like alpha male book when it's clearly meant to be read by ancient Chinese failsons because it's all "please don't forget you have to feed your troops" and "if someone asks if you're going to attack them consider lying about it"
April 23, 2024 at 1:28 AM © Everybody can reply
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Scott Fright @scw.bsky.social · 1d

Franz Kafka writing Steam reviews

Steam review that reads “game is good but im some bugs”

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 1d

Every once in a while a group of 10-15 tourists vanish without a trace in the Paris Catacombs and then afterward the Eiffel Tower is a few feet taller

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Alex Degen (Magic Serple 2025) @adactivity.bsky.social · 22h

It’s all happening on x dot com where I do my banking

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 19h

You get leprosy from having sex with a leopard. I will not be taking any questions at this time.

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Spooook-o Booooo-piss @seej500.bsky.social · 4h

Jared Leto on the set on Tron Ares going purple because he's been holding his piss for eight days so far because "programs don't pee"

Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 17h

Legendary interview moment with the director of Morbius about Jared Leto’s behavior on the set of Morbius

uproxx.com/movies/morbi...

I heard a story about filming and I want to see if this is true. Someone told me that Jared Leto was so committed to playing Michael Morbius that even when he had to go to the bathroom, he would use his crutches and slowly limp to get to the bathroom. But it was taking so long between for pee breaks, that a deal was made with him to get him a wheelchair so someone could wheel him there quicker and he agreed to that. Is this true?

Yes.

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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 17h

Legendary interview moment with the director of Morbius about Jared Leto’s behavior on the set of Morbius

uproxx.com/movies/morbi...

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Spooook-o Booooo-piss @seej500.bsky.social · 4h

Chinese restaurant theory. Don't go the places that are 4.9 on TripAdvisor; go to the place that's a solid 3.5, and you'll get incredible food made & served by people who will make zero attempt to suck up to you

Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 15h

My grand theory is that 6.5 is the ideal rating on IMDb for an interesting movie because it means it alienated idiots. If you’d like proof: Almost every Kiyoshi Kurosawa movie is rated between 6.3-6.9.

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 15h

My grand theory is that 6.5 is the ideal rating on IMDb for an interesting movie because it means it alienated idiots. If you’d like proof: Almost every Kiyoshi Kurosawa movie is rated between 6.3-6.9.

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 12h

I'm Head of Marketing in a ~£1b/year turnover company. One of the best things about reaching this height is you don't have to go to meetings anymore. You have an army of minions to send in your place. My diary looks busy, but it's pretty empty.

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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 15h

Holy shit someone uploaded the entire stage play adaptation of the Yakuza videogame series with English subtitles and it’s glorious and 500x better than the Amazon show youtu.be/Z2Msr4si6dU?...

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erytau @erytau.bsky.social · 1d

Marooned

#pixelart #ドット絵

Sunset at sea. A big sun reflects on the water. A ship sails along the horizon. On a rocky island in the foreground, a man stands on the cliff edge, saluting the ship with a bottle. A small barrel sits behind him. A grave is visible in the corner.

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 2d

sounds like someone doesn’t want to see me pole vault

Thread- I said not to brag but im probably really good at pole vaulting

Then some Addict cakes angry old bat said “it’s harder than it looks,” and I said “no it’s not.”

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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 4h

art lit criticism is my passion ass guy

Yes, Thiel said, perking up. "There are all
these ways where trying to live
unnaturally long goes haywire" in
Tolkien's works. But you also have the
elves. "And then there are sort of all these
questions, you know: How are the elves
different from the humans in Tolkien?
And they're basically
- I think the main
difference is just, they're humans that
don't die
"Why can't we be elves?" he said.

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Spooook-o Booooo-piss @seej500.bsky.social · 4h

"Pam, Pam, I need you to immediately arrest whichever bastard President had been in charge of America for the four years prior to Jan 6!"
"But Mister President..."
"No buts Pam, throw that fucker in an El Salvadorian labor camp immediately!"

Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 6h

This has real -- I intended to dm "Pam" -- energy.

Spooook-o Booooo-piss @seej500.bsky.social · 4h

I went to the year 80 thousand and saved the Weenus

Dates in Movies @datesinmovies.bsky.social · 6h

Oct 12th 802701 - George Wells' time machine finally stops travelling forward. After saving Weena, and meeting the Eloi, he discovers the underground race known as Morlocks.

📽️📅 The Time Machine (1960)

3 Screenshots from the movie "The Time Machine" (1960): First, a close-up of the time machine's control panel with colorful dials and ornate detailing, indicating a time of October 12. Second, a scene with a man and a woman sitting on steps, engaged in a serious conversation with the subtitle "Twenty of your friends were watching you drown." Third, a group of Morlocks, creatures with pale skin and white hair, standing in a cave-like environment, exuding a menacing presence.

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Spooook-o Booooo-piss @seej500.bsky.social · 4h

Wot, no Robocop?

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22h

you are so wrong eating cold lasagna in a dark closet means i’m winning life

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spooky mental haunted house @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 6h

Ice-T: "the kids call it getting Rowlinged"

Joshua "The Crypt" Keep(er) @jekeep.bsky.social · 8h

The far-right mouthpiece who told young men to clean up their place while in front of his very clearly messy home, now has contracted an illness from all the mold in his home.

If you wrote such a fascist character in a story it would be deemed a silly caricature.

Jordan Peterson diagnosed with chronic condition after exposure to mold

Peterson's daughter said her father has a "genetic predisposition that causes the immune system to have an inability to identify and detoxify mold."

www.newsweek.com

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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 5h

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Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 6h

[tentatively moving to unhook her bra] hey chatGPT what’s the slickest way to unhook a bra

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Dr. Cat Hicks @grimalkina.bsky.social · 9h

I don't think this is "the most solid indicator." We can do better than studies with 16 participants who were directly told the study was about AI speedup

I wrote about this study & why I don't think it's particularly strong evidence for this effect:

www.fightforthehuman.com/are-develope...

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