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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · Jul 21

Listen. Life is short. Take the vacation. Eat the dessert. Dress like an elderly British woman to defy custody laws and see your kids. Get the guacamole yes I know it’s extra. Be extra.

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · Sep 6

If you can steal a scarf away from Johnny Depp he has to grant you one wish.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1d

Paw Blart

A cat in a "SECURITY" coat sits on a polished tile floor.

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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 2d

🎶Your name is my name toooo🎶

- his dad

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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · Jul 14

A warehouse is just a regular house until the full moon hits

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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · Feb 10

Next year’s halftime show will be just a jar of mayonnaise with a confederate flag stuck in it.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 6d

Sign reads “Large Print Audio Books” over book store shelf. Inset picture of Garrett Morris from Saturday Night Live cupping his hands and appearing to yell.

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bloody bacon popsicle 💤 @gupton68.bsky.social · 6d

Literally everyone misuses the word literally.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 6d

this is what you get when you soak a german shepherd in mountain dew

Smiling chihuahua with black and tan shepherd coloring, bug eyes and missing front tooth.

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 5d

them: protect your family’s financial future

me: *gently places Splenda packets and Kohl’s coupons in safe deposit box*

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 5d

Why learn big words when you can productatiously contrivicate your own?

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 5d

Who let the inspirational posters in?

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 5d

magician: *sweating* hold on i can fix this

A model walking on a runway, wearing a ball gown that creates the illusion of her body being separated into two parts with a gap in between.

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 5d

Me: (exists)

Wasp: I have opinions about that

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 5d

Bob Dylan's Blonde on Blonde is my favorite classic rock album that I can't Google at work.

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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 5d

I asked the best way to cook brussel sprouts and I’m getting roasted in the comments

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · Oct 30

Be careful! During Halloween, the veil between our world and the great beyond is at its thinnest. You will never be in more danger of becoming an actual slutty nurse

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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 10d

"I'm sorry Mr. Fogerty, we're all out of first class seats."

"Oh, put me in coach."

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 10d

"You think apeness is your ally. But you merely adopted the ape." - Bane Goodall

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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 10d

Oh you were her biggest fan? Name 3 chimps

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 11d

Your ass looks great in those jeans, try the salmon.

Burnt out lights in a storefront sign leaves only "lies & Fish."

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 11d

GOD: Move that cloud.
ANGEL: Why?
GOD: Just do it.
ANGEL: Okay.
GOD: Now, make the sun brighter.
ANGEL: Sure.
GOD: *giggles* He’s got a boner.
ANGEL: Yes sir, very funny.
GOD: Being me is fun.

Stacked road signs on two poles create a shadow resembling a short cartoon character with an erection.

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 11d

When you think the argument is over but then you hear them mumble some shit under their breath

Young man turning his head quickly resulting in his hair flying out from his head due to the speed, his face seems to say “WTF did you just say”

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 11d

John's calves burned with each step, and a sharp pain pierced his abdomen. As he neared the safety of daylight, the sound of webbed feet slapping concrete grew louder. He risked a look over his shoulder, and found himself staring directly into the beady eyes of fate. He screamed.

A man is chased through a tunnel by a malicious waterfowl.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 12d

You could fit my limited vocabulary into a really small thingy.

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 12d

Yesterday scientists discovered a wormhole to another universe and I found an open bag of Sour Patch Kids at the back of the pantry I forgot about so big day for science and me

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