Beck Andoff
@andoff.bsky.social
Muralist, artist, sticker-maker. Sickly queer. Masking for public health and safety. Too radicalized to have any chill.
MisterAndoff.com
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Emma Seligman (extremely cool shit, she's from almost a decade after me though), the director of Demolition Man (!!!), and the main fraud guy on Suits.
Our rival school down the street had Keanu Reeves as their claim to fame and our least beloved drama teacher had taught him.
Our rival school down the street had Keanu Reeves as their claim to fame and our least beloved drama teacher had taught him.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 13, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Emma Seligman (extremely cool shit, she's from almost a decade after me though), the director of Demolition Man (!!!), and the main fraud guy on Suits.
Our rival school down the street had Keanu Reeves as their claim to fame and our least beloved drama teacher had taught him.
Our rival school down the street had Keanu Reeves as their claim to fame and our least beloved drama teacher had taught him.
Aggressively avoiding all reporting/discussion of the awful tragedy in BC. The internet is deeply opportunistic and evil, and I already always want to clamber on top of my trans wife and hiss at people to protect her like I'm a cornered possum.
Please take care of yourselves on the internet, babies
Please take care of yourselves on the internet, babies
February 13, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Aggressively avoiding all reporting/discussion of the awful tragedy in BC. The internet is deeply opportunistic and evil, and I already always want to clamber on top of my trans wife and hiss at people to protect her like I'm a cornered possum.
Please take care of yourselves on the internet, babies
Please take care of yourselves on the internet, babies
Phenomenal thread
I have a friend who said, of Starfleet Academy, that this took them out of it - that seeing a person in a wheelchair in the 32nd century seemed unrealistic, since medicine in Star Trek "should be able to cure whatever was wrong with them."
That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.
That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.
February 13, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Phenomenal thread
EXCUSE ME GEORGE, as if he didn't write the Daenerys Has Dysentery chapter in ADWD
![It’s a moment that even surprised co-creator George R.R. Martin. “Yeah, that was a bit of a surprise,” the author told The Hollywood Reporter during interviews for last week’s cover story profile of the author and his media empire. “Not to say that my characters don’t take shits, but I normally don’t write about them at any length. When I saw the rough cut, I wrote, ‘What is this? Where did this come from? I don’t know if we really need the shit.’ But [showrunner Ira Parker] liked it for whatever reason.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w6adnkpcgqb67lqi5nxcy7l5/bafkreigai26hd6sbpfno5ildy5t7isn43hsbwyw2g7jgcdt5adt63jexb4@jpeg)
February 12, 2026 at 11:51 PM
EXCUSE ME GEORGE, as if he didn't write the Daenerys Has Dysentery chapter in ADWD
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Joe Rogan also told his audience that if you're young and healthy you probably don't need the vaccine.
How many gasping gym rats who desperately need a respirator does it take before people realize that just because you can tolerate a weekend in Ibiza doesn't mean you're immune to disease
How many gasping gym rats who desperately need a respirator does it take before people realize that just because you can tolerate a weekend in Ibiza doesn't mean you're immune to disease
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Joe Rogan also told his audience that if you're young and healthy you probably don't need the vaccine.
How many gasping gym rats who desperately need a respirator does it take before people realize that just because you can tolerate a weekend in Ibiza doesn't mean you're immune to disease
How many gasping gym rats who desperately need a respirator does it take before people realize that just because you can tolerate a weekend in Ibiza doesn't mean you're immune to disease
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Meanwhile, according to the misidentified innocent woman's mother, she's been "devastated" by the situation.
The woman is now afraid to go outside.
Well fucking done, everyone.
Source: factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com....
The woman is now afraid to go outside.
Well fucking done, everyone.
Source: factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com....
February 12, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Meanwhile, according to the misidentified innocent woman's mother, she's been "devastated" by the situation.
The woman is now afraid to go outside.
Well fucking done, everyone.
Source: factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com....
The woman is now afraid to go outside.
Well fucking done, everyone.
Source: factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com....
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I posted on *three platforms* just over *20 minutes* after Radio-Canada first misidentified this innocent trans woman as a mass shooter on national television in a 6:00pmET broadcast.
I tagged Radio Canada and Patrice Roy.
They didn't issue a correction until after 2:00pmET today.
Unacceptable.
I tagged Radio Canada and Patrice Roy.
They didn't issue a correction until after 2:00pmET today.
Unacceptable.
Radio-Canada apologizes after it aired a photo circulated by anti-trans hate groups online, falsely claiming it was a photo of the Tumbler Ridge shooter. Damaging and irresponsible, and this apology raises more questions about journalistic process imho.
ici.radio-canada.ca/nouvelle/222...
ici.radio-canada.ca/nouvelle/222...
Correction sur la couverture de la fusillade à Tumbler Ridge
La direction de l'information s'excuse de la publication d'une photo présentant à tort une personne comme étant responsable de la fusillade.
ici.radio-canada.ca
February 12, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I posted on *three platforms* just over *20 minutes* after Radio-Canada first misidentified this innocent trans woman as a mass shooter on national television in a 6:00pmET broadcast.
I tagged Radio Canada and Patrice Roy.
They didn't issue a correction until after 2:00pmET today.
Unacceptable.
I tagged Radio Canada and Patrice Roy.
They didn't issue a correction until after 2:00pmET today.
Unacceptable.
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I’ve spent years of my life trying to explain to people that anti-trans conservatism naturally flows from their belief that children in the American nuclear family are not individuals with autonomy, but instead property of the parents and state, and this guy just… tweeted it out
February 12, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I’ve spent years of my life trying to explain to people that anti-trans conservatism naturally flows from their belief that children in the American nuclear family are not individuals with autonomy, but instead property of the parents and state, and this guy just… tweeted it out
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The intention of policies like this proposal is to introduce so much friction, so much pain, so much discomfort and humiliation, that a child desists rather than continue to assert their true identity.
It is nothing less than conversion therapy being written into school policy.
It is nothing less than conversion therapy being written into school policy.
Anyone who had genuine concerns about youth gender medicine would staunchly and wholeheartedly support social transition. Let kids explore their identities to see what works for them!
The fact that this movement opposes even pronouns and haircuts shows that it's just bigotry all the way down.
The fact that this movement opposes even pronouns and haircuts shows that it's just bigotry all the way down.
This draft guidance reproduces Cass insisting that clinicians must be involved in decisions about *social transition* which actually should be none of their damn business
They take the line that this "non-directive" intervention should force things to be "keeping options open and flexible"...
They take the line that this "non-directive" intervention should force things to be "keeping options open and flexible"...
February 12, 2026 at 5:29 PM
The intention of policies like this proposal is to introduce so much friction, so much pain, so much discomfort and humiliation, that a child desists rather than continue to assert their true identity.
It is nothing less than conversion therapy being written into school policy.
It is nothing less than conversion therapy being written into school policy.
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🚨🇨🇺Cuban Deputy FM: “There Is No Dialogue at Any Level” W/ the US
In an interview w/ the Mexican newspaper La Jornada, Cuba’s dep. foreign min. Carlos Fernández de Cossío dismissed claims that high-level negotiations are underway w/ Washington, confirming Drop Site’s recent exclusive report. The...
In an interview w/ the Mexican newspaper La Jornada, Cuba’s dep. foreign min. Carlos Fernández de Cossío dismissed claims that high-level negotiations are underway w/ Washington, confirming Drop Site’s recent exclusive report. The...
February 12, 2026 at 10:18 PM
🚨🇨🇺Cuban Deputy FM: “There Is No Dialogue at Any Level” W/ the US
In an interview w/ the Mexican newspaper La Jornada, Cuba’s dep. foreign min. Carlos Fernández de Cossío dismissed claims that high-level negotiations are underway w/ Washington, confirming Drop Site’s recent exclusive report. The...
In an interview w/ the Mexican newspaper La Jornada, Cuba’s dep. foreign min. Carlos Fernández de Cossío dismissed claims that high-level negotiations are underway w/ Washington, confirming Drop Site’s recent exclusive report. The...
My main groupchat is 3 gals: ones I've known since 1st, 7th, and 12th grades. I just made plans with a different friend I've known since 10th grade. The bsky mutual I interact with most I've known since ~9th grade?
The effects of being a townie (city-ie?) who never went to school or moved away!
The effects of being a townie (city-ie?) who never went to school or moved away!
watching John Green talk about his buddy from high school who is still his friend and I’m curious, is that common for people on here?
February 12, 2026 at 10:08 PM
My main groupchat is 3 gals: ones I've known since 1st, 7th, and 12th grades. I just made plans with a different friend I've known since 10th grade. The bsky mutual I interact with most I've known since ~9th grade?
The effects of being a townie (city-ie?) who never went to school or moved away!
The effects of being a townie (city-ie?) who never went to school or moved away!
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well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’
February 12, 2026 at 1:10 PM
well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’
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Wearing masks and avoiding indoor crowds before a major globally broadcast competition are hardly 'extreme measures' when it protects an athlete's career from being sidelined by a virus
For most people, the pandemic days of masking are behind us. In certain corners of the Winter Olympics, though, things still look a lot like they did in Covid times. Some athletes are taking extreme measures to stay healthy. n.pr/4akK70l
Olympic Covid restrictions are gone, but some athletes still self-quarantining
For most people, the pandemic days of masking are behind us. In certain corners of the Winter Olympics, though, things still look a lot like they did in Covid times. Some athletes are taking extreme measures to stay healthy.
n.pr
February 12, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Wearing masks and avoiding indoor crowds before a major globally broadcast competition are hardly 'extreme measures' when it protects an athlete's career from being sidelined by a virus
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anyway, i’m at the point where people starting new substacks/remaining on substack really bums me out but can’t spend a ton of energy getting mad about it. bigger fish to fry and all. it just confuses me how so many continue to ignore the evidence of how much they suck.
February 12, 2026 at 4:32 AM
anyway, i’m at the point where people starting new substacks/remaining on substack really bums me out but can’t spend a ton of energy getting mad about it. bigger fish to fry and all. it just confuses me how so many continue to ignore the evidence of how much they suck.
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The spreadsheet on this clay tablet, which is almost 4,000 years old, is organised into columns for furrowed area, grain produced, land not sown, and the field’s name.
The first field is called “Of the soldiers who stood in for their fathers”.
It’s ancient Excel, but I find that incredibly moving
The first field is called “Of the soldiers who stood in for their fathers”.
It’s ancient Excel, but I find that incredibly moving
February 11, 2026 at 4:42 PM
The spreadsheet on this clay tablet, which is almost 4,000 years old, is organised into columns for furrowed area, grain produced, land not sown, and the field’s name.
The first field is called “Of the soldiers who stood in for their fathers”.
It’s ancient Excel, but I find that incredibly moving
The first field is called “Of the soldiers who stood in for their fathers”.
It’s ancient Excel, but I find that incredibly moving
Age verification? My first computer game was a floppy disk with "Barney Carnage" handwritten on the label.
Age verification? My first anime was "Space Cruiser Yamato"
Age verification? On my middle school basketball team we all chewed lemon-lime Gatorgum.
February 11, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Age verification? My first computer game was a floppy disk with "Barney Carnage" handwritten on the label.
When this generation of kids grows up, they will never forgive us for doing so little to protect them from the known permanent effects of this virus.
No one wanted to keep wearing an N95/KN95 or bother with air filtration, and all these kids will know we chose convenience over their safety.
No one wanted to keep wearing an N95/KN95 or bother with air filtration, and all these kids will know we chose convenience over their safety.
It's upsetting when New York Post is a more accurate source of health news than many public health orgs
nypost.com/2026/02/10/h...
nypost.com/2026/02/10/h...
Long COVID may be triggering Alzheimer’s-like changes in the brain: new study
Over 20 million Americans are believed to have long COVID, suffering symptoms such as severe fatigue, shortness of breath, chest pain, palpitations, dizziness and muscle pain.
nypost.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:38 AM
When this generation of kids grows up, they will never forgive us for doing so little to protect them from the known permanent effects of this virus.
No one wanted to keep wearing an N95/KN95 or bother with air filtration, and all these kids will know we chose convenience over their safety.
No one wanted to keep wearing an N95/KN95 or bother with air filtration, and all these kids will know we chose convenience over their safety.
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And yet our governments do nothing to prevent children catching COVID over and over and they have no idea how serious they long term outcomes might be? We are in an experiment of mass infection.
It's upsetting when New York Post is a more accurate source of health news than many public health orgs
nypost.com/2026/02/10/h...
nypost.com/2026/02/10/h...
Long COVID may be triggering Alzheimer’s-like changes in the brain: new study
Over 20 million Americans are believed to have long COVID, suffering symptoms such as severe fatigue, shortness of breath, chest pain, palpitations, dizziness and muscle pain.
nypost.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:15 AM
And yet our governments do nothing to prevent children catching COVID over and over and they have no idea how serious they long term outcomes might be? We are in an experiment of mass infection.
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“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
Israel used weapons in Gaza that made thousands of Palestinians evaporate
US-made thermal weapons burning at 3,500C caused 2,842 people to "evaporate" in Gaza, Al Jazeera investigation finds.
www.aljazeera.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:29 PM
“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
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The AICP is filled with charlatans and idiots. There is no need to investigate a vaccine that has proven its effectiveness in preventing HPV infections and has had numerous studies analyzing its impact on reducing cervical cancer in millions of vaccinated patients.
CIDRAP Op-Ed: The HPV vaccine prevents cancer. The new ACIP wants to re-examine that.
@jakescottMD
The vaccine has reduced cervical cancer by nearly 90% in women vaccinated as teens and has been studied in >70 randomized controlled trials
www.cidrap.umn.edu/h...
Photo: PAHO
@jakescottMD
The vaccine has reduced cervical cancer by nearly 90% in women vaccinated as teens and has been studied in >70 randomized controlled trials
www.cidrap.umn.edu/h...
Photo: PAHO
February 11, 2026 at 1:06 AM
The AICP is filled with charlatans and idiots. There is no need to investigate a vaccine that has proven its effectiveness in preventing HPV infections and has had numerous studies analyzing its impact on reducing cervical cancer in millions of vaccinated patients.
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This kind of racism need to be relegated to the dumpster of history. It's abuser tactics demanding that Indigenous people be thankful to colonizers rather than demand human rights
February 10, 2026 at 6:48 PM
This kind of racism need to be relegated to the dumpster of history. It's abuser tactics demanding that Indigenous people be thankful to colonizers rather than demand human rights
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Toronto Council meets today! It's budget time. This year, the mayor has backed a low residential property tax increase (just 2.2%!) so it's not clear what council will argue about, but I'm sure they'll find something.
The meeting stream is here. I'll post happenings. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HA3...
The meeting stream is here. I'll post happenings. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HA3...
City Council - February 10, 2026
YouTube video by Toronto City Council
www.youtube.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Toronto Council meets today! It's budget time. This year, the mayor has backed a low residential property tax increase (just 2.2%!) so it's not clear what council will argue about, but I'm sure they'll find something.
The meeting stream is here. I'll post happenings. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HA3...
The meeting stream is here. I'll post happenings. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HA3...
If a reward-based afterlife exists, it will consist of me duelling both Holydays.
Budget deliberations begin with Councillor Holyday, who has questions. He gets the TTC to confirm there's a $35 million reserve draw in their budget. Holyday then suggests this reserve draw wouldn't be necessary if TTC just increased fares and reversed policies like fare capping and kids-ride-free.
February 10, 2026 at 3:00 PM
If a reward-based afterlife exists, it will consist of me duelling both Holydays.
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Due to the weather, Warming Centres remain open:
📍 136 Spadina Rd.
📍 81 Elizabeth St.
📍 12 Holmes Ave.
📍 885 Scarborough Golf Club Rd.
📍 349 George St.
Find locations using the map at https://www.toronto.ca/community-people/housing-shelter/homeless-help/toronto-warming-centres/
📍 136 Spadina Rd.
📍 81 Elizabeth St.
📍 12 Holmes Ave.
📍 885 Scarborough Golf Club Rd.
📍 349 George St.
Find locations using the map at https://www.toronto.ca/community-people/housing-shelter/homeless-help/toronto-warming-centres/
February 10, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Due to the weather, Warming Centres remain open:
📍 136 Spadina Rd.
📍 81 Elizabeth St.
📍 12 Holmes Ave.
📍 885 Scarborough Golf Club Rd.
📍 349 George St.
Find locations using the map at https://www.toronto.ca/community-people/housing-shelter/homeless-help/toronto-warming-centres/
📍 136 Spadina Rd.
📍 81 Elizabeth St.
📍 12 Holmes Ave.
📍 885 Scarborough Golf Club Rd.
📍 349 George St.
Find locations using the map at https://www.toronto.ca/community-people/housing-shelter/homeless-help/toronto-warming-centres/