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Andy Hemming
@andyhemming.bsky.social
Born to party, forced to work.

Screaming Argonaut. Not fast, occasionally furious.

Apprentice at the College of Nonchalance.

He/Him/Highly favoured
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If you are looking to hea4 something new (ish) something itself, but that somehow harks back to other things.

And that’s solid.

I’d suggest giving this a go… https://cameronwinter.bandcamp.com/album/heavy-metal
November 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
If you email me every day about a sale (even if I’ve subbed as I’m thinking about burying one of what you sell) I’m unsubscribing
November 30, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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The amazing thing about cons like Dragonmeet is the absolute positivity and love in the crowd. Everyone is there because they love games. It's a hub of optimism.

We have a giant games con here on Bluesky, and I'd love to see that vibe here as much as in person
November 30, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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Shopping small is meaningful!
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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they're auctioning Blake's Tyger next week

seems impossible, like selling a comet or a shooting star

www.christies.com/en/stories/t...
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Refuge isn’t weakness. It’s an investment. And the returns are human, immeasurable, and generational.

Britain once understood that. It can again.

8/8
November 15, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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truly impressive dedication to the core value of the left: splittism
November 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Must try harder.
@andyhemming.bsky.social has swears! They've used 367 profanities in their last 5,735 posts.

🥇 "fuck" (75 times)
🥈 "fucking" (66 times)
🥉 "shit" (58 times)
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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New colouring pages are up in my Kofi Store. "Crumbling Corridor" and "Arcane Passage". :) ko-fi.com/billiambabbl...
November 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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#SaturdayStaircase The Golden Hinde
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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20yr just saw Jarvis Cocker in the 1995 #totp.

He described him as looking like "a SIM when you give it too much to do."
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Part 20 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd

Chinese Qin Sword with gold openwork handle, 770–476 B.C
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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A late medieval pocket sundial from Freiburg. The portable sundial once contained a small compass in the circular recess, helping to align the sundial along the north–south axis so the correct time could be determined.

📷 @aws-almbarak.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 AM
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Nigel definitely not meeting the Russian ambassador
November 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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I started out talking about Dolmenwood like I was still a spry young lad rather than 34, but I started illustrating for these books while I was working at a grocery store hot-bar and now 7 or 8 years, two new pets, two jobs, and one old house later, it's out!
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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this was formalised by the time of Jesus as leqet, shikheha & peah. leqet = anything you drop when harvesting (ever done apple-picking? any that are on the ground or that you drop when picking belong to the poor). shikheha = any you forget to take inside. peah = the corners of each field/orchard.
in 1st century Judea, the corners of every field had to be left for the poor to pick crops for themselves, every seventh year *all* of the crops from fields and vineyards and orchards belonged to the poor, and all debts of all types were cancelled every 50th year.
November 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
The meek have had 2000 years to inherit the earth, our patience is wearing thin, we like can do people…
As Jesus said: “You’re on your own mate, not my problem”
Kemi Badenoch says welfare spending is unchristian
November 28, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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As Jesus said: “You’re on your own mate, not my problem”
November 28, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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"You seem happier"

Thanks, I deleted all my emails and went to look at birds instead.
November 28, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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Aren't we all a bit wonky though?
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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going back in time to heckle hitler during one of his speeches
November 27, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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The "don't have an extra kid if you can't afford it" brigade get awfully upset when you suggest they don't stay in their £2m house if they can't afford it, don't they?
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM