Andy Meyers
andymeyers10.bsky.social
Andy Meyers
@andymeyers10.bsky.social
Former TV guy, now living civilian life in swing state GA. I’ll combine “dude” and “y’all without a second thought. I’ve seen more political ads than you have.
Twas The Night of Thanksgiving
A Holiday Poem By Andy Meyers

Twas the Night of Thanksgiving, and we sat down to eat
Not a mouth wasn’t craving that hot turkey meat.
The table was set with utensils so rare
Out came the nice China and good silverware.

🧵(1/9)
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore

I feel like we need this
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
#NFL Bluesky, I haven’t been following this game closely today. How can you get 17 receiving yards w/o a reception? Lateral? Tip? Strip of an interception?
November 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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I want boring government that works! I want policies that ensure everyone has the same chances I had, allowing you to succeed or fail on your own merits, and if you fail, you’re not abandoned on the streets, but you get to brush yourself off and try again!

I want the American dream for everyone.
November 15, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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“individual employees asked to change behavior in response to catastrophic mistakes made by their high-level leadership over the past 3-7 years” really feels like the overarching story of the current times
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Arrest and prosecute these thugs. If this isn't illegal, what is?
“YOU hit HER.”

CHICAGO - Trump’s ICE goons ram into a passing car after snatching someone, then brutally drag the female driver of the car they hit out of her car with guns drawn and arrest her too. (Her brother says she’s a citizen)
October 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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October 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
What it’s like working with CoPilot, as mandated by the company.
October 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
trib.al/9Sxu9IN
Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting
Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.
trib.al
October 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Every few months now I re-read this "Who Goes Nazi?" piece from 1941 and am blown away by how it captures the people we are dealing with 80 years later.

harpers.org/archive/1941...
Who Goes Nazi?, by Dorothy Thompson
harpers.org
October 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Blondie is getting some extra residuals this week.
September 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Oh my god lol

This Dutch late night host absolutely eviscerates Trump and Disney- you gotta watch how
September 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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My mom called me last night about the Kimmel firing, saying "This is how Hitler got started!" I quickly responded, "By firing the late night tv hosts?"

Turns out, mom was right.
September 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Calls to mind something Hamilton Nolan said: www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/getting-ye...
September 18, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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We're coming up on the 10th anniversary of this Tweet. I feel like I should buy it a birthday cake.
September 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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reposting with alt text because this feels incredibly significant. the right-wing disinfo machine means a lot of the people grieving Charlie Kirk never heard any of the things he said that would have tarnished his brand as Guy Who Just Wants to Have Dialogue Across the Aisle
September 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I’ve been rewatching the Coen Bros filmography this month and while drawing a Barton Fink illustration, it struck me how much their films feel like Far Side cartoons: funny, strange, clever, yet frequently inscrutable. Anyway here’s a thread!
September 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I just like explainers of complex things.
September 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I’m going to assume that anything at half mast tomorrow is a 9/11 tribute
September 11, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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If you think that due process only applies to citizens then ask yourself what you would do if someone accused you of being a non citizen. Either we all have due process or no one does. The Constitution affords the former. SCOTUS has unleashed the latter.
September 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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This is so beautiful.
this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
August 29, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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I have one. Voters make decisions based on the ideas in their heads and their beliefs about the world, and those ideas and beliefs are heavily shaped by their social interactions, especially media consumption, and in the last 20 years most media consumption is from social media's sea of lies.
I don't think center left or left or center pundits have put forward a single coherent explanation of the 2016 election following the 2024 election as literally all of their theories of the 2016 election were disproven by the Biden term.
August 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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The behavior of the American electorate can be closely modeled with reference to fluctuations in the price level of two key commodities.

1) car sauce
2) cow pieces

Nobel Prize pls
But it's going to be the one good that really starts pissing people off because Americans are totally beef crazy, and they will start to blame whoever is in charge at the moment it starts getting too expensive.
August 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM