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evanbernick.bsky.social
I think about this one pretty much every afternoon
Gary Larson, The Far Side. It portrays a character named Professor Schwartzman testing his newest invention, a "canine decoder" helmet, which translates what dog barks into English. Several dogs are visible speaking in the panel, and all of their barks translate to the same word: "Hey.“
December 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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gothamgirlblue.com
The best way to think about it is that Sinatra was a serious made man and Trump was the equivalent of the shitty nepo baby mob kid who kicks off the plot of John Wick
December 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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disneyprimevideo.bsky.social
We were honored to present the Medal of Yavin to President Trump at yesterday's inaugural Main Character Awards.
President Trump, donning the Baratheon crown, stands with his many awards including the Golden Ticket, a very fine lamp, the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal trophy, the Triforce, the Medal of Yavin, and the AVN award for Best scene in the Epstein files.
December 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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dougexeter.bsky.social
you concede that i know the eight admittedly less famous reindeer. and then you have the GALL to ask whether i recall the most famous reindeer of all. who in the hell do you think you are
December 14, 2023 at 2:16 AM
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theonion.com
Study Finds Processed Meats Carcinogenic But They Were On Sale https://theonion.com/study-finds-processed-meats-carcinogenic-but-they-were-on-sale/
Study Finds Processed Meats Carcinogenic But They Were On Sale
December 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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warrenterra.bsky.social
A version of the Simpsons "Lionel Hutz" newspaper ad modified to use the words in Keith's post. So bright red punctuation modifies otherwise grey text from "KILL THEM ALL" to "KILL THEM ALL?" and from "NO SURVIVORS" to "NO, SURVIVORS!"
December 4, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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jamellebouie.net
rfk jr wants to kill your kids, it’s really that simple.
Kennedy’s Methodical 2-Decade Quest to Dismantle Vaccine Policy
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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tdewrestling.com
#AEWDynamite
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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nicholasgrossman.bsky.social
Congressman Henry Cuellar was indicted for money laundering, bribery, and conspiracy, allegedly taking about $600,000, mostly from Azerbaijan, to influence U.S. policy.

President Donald Trump pardoned Cuellar, because Trump supports money laundering, bribery, and conspiracy.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d
Trump announces a pardon of Henry Cuellar: "I am hereby announcing my full and unconditional PARDON of beloved Texas Congressman Henry Cuellar, and Imelda. Henry, I don’t know you, but you can sleep well tonight — Your nightmare is finally over!"
Trump announces a pardon of Henry Cuellar: "The Radical Left Democrats are a complete and total threat to Democracy! They will attack, rob, lie, cheat, destroy, and decimate anyone who dares to oppose their Far Left Agenda, an Agenda that, if left unchecked, will obliterate our magnificent Country. Because of these facts, and others, I am hereby announcing my full and unconditional PARDON of beloved Texas Congressman Henry Cuellar, and Imelda. Henry, I don’t know you, but you can sleep well tonight — Your nightmare is finally over!"
December 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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weratedogs.com
This is Mr. Paworotti. His favorite Christmas song is Howl-lelujah. If you'll excuse him, his solo is coming up. 13/10 (TT: therealpaworotti)
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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atrupar.com
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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ditzkoff.bsky.social
Apu, raising his hand to call attention to a sleeping Trump, who is wearing glasses meant to look like his eyes are open
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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entropyblue.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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kenwhite.bsky.social
Matt Gaetz heard there was a new program absolutely nailing minors in the Gulf of America and came running
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4d
get a load of the "journalist" asking questions at the Pentagon press briefing
Matt Gaetz
December 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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kenwhite.bsky.social
People say they want to manufacture real things in America again BUT they complain that it’s “inappropriate” and “not productive” to talk about how we need lots of guillotines. Like make up your minds!
December 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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acyn.bsky.social
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results

Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.

Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?

Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
November 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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stholeary.bsky.social
"Woke is about being decent to people" is the cleanest summary of our country's biggest problem: a lot of Americans are just assholes.
kylegriffin1.bsky.social Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 6d
Gov. Walz to NBC: Trump has "normalized this type of hateful behavior."

"I think it's just because he's not a good human being, but secondly, [it's] to distract from his incompetency … Trump is like, 'This is language police. You guys are woke.' Many times, it's just about being decent to people."
November 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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nytpitchbot.bsky.social
Several Republican members of Congress have said that they are retiring to spend more time with other people's children.
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
aricmiehe.bsky.social
@sammonson.bsky.social this OSU touchdown is a great example of your no slo mo replay idea. Technically i don’t think it should be a score but cmon guys that was a touchdown.
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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joaquincastrotx.bsky.social
Juan Orlando Hernandez was convicted by a jury of conspiring to traffic 400 tons of cocaine into the United States.
November 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
Depressingly well-made point.
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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broadwaybabyto.bsky.social
Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.

This is the power of vaccines.

The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.

Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
newsGP - Australia set for world-first cervical cancer elimination
Vaccination programs have played a key role, and GPs remain ‘instrumental’ in boosting screening rates to reach the 2035 target.
www1.racgp.org.au
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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thorbenson.bsky.social
It's got racism. It's offensive to people with intellectual disabilities. It's Islamophobic. Happy Thanksgiving from the president
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8d
Trump calls Tim Walz “seriously retarded”
migrant earning $30,000 with a green card will get roughly $50,000 in yearly benefits for their family. The real migrant population is much higher. This refugee burden is the leading cause of social dysfunction in America, something that did not exist after World War II (Failed schools, high crime, urban decay, overcrowded hospitals, housing shortages, and large deficits, etc.). As an example, hundreds of thousands of refugees from Somalia are completely taking over the once great State of Minnesota. Somalian gangs are roving the streets looking for “prey” as our wonderful people stay locked in their apartments and houses hoping against hope that they will be left alone. The seriously retarded Governor of Minnesota, Tim Walz, does nothing, either through fear, incompetence, or both, while the worst “Congressman/woman” in our Country, Ilhan Omar, always wrapped in her swaddling hijab, and who probably came into the U.S.A. illegally in that you are not allowed to marry your brother, does nothing but hatefully complain about our Country, its Constitution, and how “badly” she is treated, when her place of origin is a decadent, backward, and crime ridden nation…
November 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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atrupar.com
Trump calls Tim Walz “seriously retarded”
migrant earning $30,000 with a green card will get roughly $50,000 in yearly benefits for their family. The real migrant population is much higher. This refugee burden is the leading cause of social dysfunction in America, something that did not exist after World War II (Failed schools, high crime, urban decay, overcrowded hospitals, housing shortages, and large deficits, etc.). As an example, hundreds of thousands of refugees from Somalia are completely taking over the once great State of Minnesota. Somalian gangs are roving the streets looking for “prey” as our wonderful people stay locked in their apartments and houses hoping against hope that they will be left alone. The seriously retarded Governor of Minnesota, Tim Walz, does nothing, either through fear, incompetence, or both, while the worst “Congressman/woman” in our Country, Ilhan Omar, always wrapped in her swaddling hijab, and who probably came into the U.S.A. illegally in that you are not allowed to marry your brother, does nothing but hatefully complain about our Country, its Constitution, and how “badly” she is treated, when her place of origin is a decadent, backward, and crime ridden nation…
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM