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Fast Cars That Actually Make Delicious Meals @auntiealiasing.bsky.social · Dec 3
If you feel so low on energy that you can't even get out of bed, drink a full bottle of water. It usually works for me
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yugsly.bsky.social
Years later, Bug still hates Jerma twerking. Even just his facecam in the corner of a random video is enough to set him off. I don't know why he hates Jerma so much
February 17, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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spitblaze.bsky.social
Not to be ur dad or anything but if you've been scrolling and feel miserable that you didn't get anything done today/this week/in your life try getting off of social media and doing a chore. Doing chores sucks but you are in fact doing something productive, regardless of scale.
February 15, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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georgialux.bsky.social
great news my husband is learning to swim just as soon as we decide which of his four current skills to delete to make room
April 24, 2024 at 12:20 PM
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blot.city
Millennial hegemony is upon you
winnersusedrugs.bsky.social Holly Green @winnersusedrugs.bsky.social · 1d
YALL

TELL ME WHY THIS STEAKHOUSE PIANO PLAYER IS PLAYING THE DRY DOCKS THEME FROM SUPER MARIO 64
February 16, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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morepablo.com
I'm convinced every Millennial man who learns an instrument learns Nintendo themes as some of their first songs
winnersusedrugs.bsky.social Holly Green @winnersusedrugs.bsky.social · 1d
YALL

TELL ME WHY THIS STEAKHOUSE PIANO PLAYER IS PLAYING THE DRY DOCKS THEME FROM SUPER MARIO 64
February 16, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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feitclub.bsky.social
when he closes up shop at the end of the night
a video game where mario is playing a piano with a score of 120
Alt: a piano attacks Mario in Super Mario 64
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February 16, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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yavh.bsky.social
Commission for @rgbotline.bsky.social :3
February 17, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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formergregsamsa.bsky.social
Please just pay humans to be terrible at their jobs. I would much rather an actual person be this bad at their job they get paid for than a robot.
cemurphy.bsky.social CE (Catie) Murphy @cemurphy.bsky.social · 2d
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 16, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com
hell yeah buddy
February 17, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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seldum.bsky.social
sometimes you just gotta be TransBot
February 17, 2026 at 9:51 AM
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the-hydroxian.bsky.social
Az, an ordinary man who happens to be a robot toy horse
Az, a white anthropomorphic toy-pegasus, flies through space. A massive black hole with its disc sits in view a good distance behind him. Streaks of rainbow with sputters of black inky energy bursts from Az's high-heeled shoes with horseshoes nailed underneath. He's got a cowboy vest, hat, and stirrups on, all black and dark blue with an ethereal blue undertone. Az himself is solid white with cyan hair, painted nails, and arm warmers, with bright white wings outstretched on his back. He's looking at the viewer mischievously, his own eyes having off-white cyan "whites" and deeper cyan irises. He also has distinct eyelashes with stylized, round tips. Az's arms are outstretched in different directions as he soars in style, his whole body bent in a fashion as if to suggest he's just narrowly avoided colliding with the viewer. Dark, ethereal rainbow streaks and nebulae little the background behind Az. Text around him reads, "(This is) THE RETURN of [AZ] the SPACE COWBOY Interplanetary Good! Vibe Zone..." Az drinks a beer while watching a phone. He's toy-sized here. The phone is upside down, with similarly upside down text reading "Az fone", indicating it is His phone (fone) The Beer in the first panel reads as BEEIEIR, and, in contradiction, is just written as BER for the rest. ARGURRAAGRGLUGLRRRRR is the noise Az makes as he downs the Beer, forcefully, showing his sharp teeth. He then reverts to a dumb, empty-headed smile, watching on his fone. Then his face caves in, making the noise SNIFFFK before popping back to normal. This sequence was inspired by a gif of a toy of Pinkie Pie squashing her face in and out again. Az approaches a crudely drawn human. He's really big here, like 10' something minimum. His eyes are wide, with his pupils in the shape of stars. His sleeves, shaped like hooves, reveal two human-like arms sticking out of them almost haphazardly, which are reaching for the human. The human is staring back with a comically wide-eyed look of fear. Az's head is tilted in a wide-legged stance, which I have this habit of drawing characters in. "hello" Az says. He's big enough that he has to lower himself, being at risk of scraping the ceiling if he were to slightly raise his upper body. He dwarfs everything else in the, admittedly, crudely drawn abstract room, filled with what looks like furniture.
February 14, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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psi-skankin.bsky.social
the power of woolly boys shines within you
February 16, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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therealjims.bsky.social
Big news out of the YouTube Shorts feed
February 16, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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sequesteredjester.bsky.social
did you know that aseprite has pressure sensitivity?

did you know that you can bullshit fake pressure for mouse drawing?
February 17, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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aceek.bsky.social
Jack Frost from Shin Megami Tensei/Persona
February 16, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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sequesteredjester.bsky.social
lrt
a stuffed animal with a blue hat is being picked up by a hand
ALT: a stuffed animal with a blue hat is being picked up by a hand
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February 17, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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sequesteredjester.bsky.social
every time i launch aseprite from the appimage file it places itself on my secondary monitor but at my primary monitors res. so it looks bad. i have no idea to fix this. linux baby!!!
February 17, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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retro-commercials.bsky.social
February 17, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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badbanjo94.bsky.social
This is the most fucked up triple Baka I’ve seen
February 17, 2026 at 6:04 AM
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semicutewitch.bsky.social
vote green no matter wheen
February 17, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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naxatsoph.bsky.social
February 16, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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nematodeneedles.bsky.social
selfsona drawing 🙂
February 17, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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semicutewitch.bsky.social
has any fundraiser on gogetfunding ever been legit
February 17, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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rikareadman.lesbian.cat
I think about this line from Sonic 3 a lot because people obsess over "omg Shadow loves Latinas roflcopter" but you look at what he's saying and this is kinda badass when you sit and think about it

we love encouraging agency
Shadow the Hedgehog scowling and saying "Gabriella should kill them both." Shadow the Hedgehog staring at a telenovela with a woman on it, and he is saying "She's not a prize to be won."
February 14, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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nanmeo.bsky.social
sonic heroes my beloved...
made for team dark week over on tumblr!
shadow the hedgehog, rouge the bat, and E-123 omega depicted in a couple of sonic heroes scenarios
February 12, 2026 at 11:26 PM