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If you feel so low on energy that you can't even get out of bed, drink a full bottle of water. It usually works for me
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i'm too lazy to make this pic so just imagine it

(picture of one of those cheapo brick game handhelds) you're 9999-in-1, valentine!

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February 14, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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One of the funniest things about the old school mario cartoons is how they took the Airship level design literally
February 14, 2026 at 9:12 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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It came with a dummy SIM card for playing offline and it just needs to detect something in the slot (I have an old unactivated SIM in mine), but the complete lack of WiFi on this console being sold on its connectivity is baffling. Doubly so because it released around the time of the DS and PSP
February 14, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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Has me thinking how Nokia went into that phase of releasing weird and wacky phones.
February 14, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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inline 6 clylinders.....
February 14, 2026 at 1:27 PM
"We could spend the night sidetalking"
...plus the DLC pack
February 14, 2026 at 1:34 PM
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"You're my Dick Smith Wizzard"
February 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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"Give me your Mega Duck, Valentine"
February 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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okay fine if we're doing this
February 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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February 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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This is a good reminder to replace the clock capacitor in your original Xbox if you haven't already! They will destroy your motherboard if you don't

Also squibbus this is amazing
my contribution
February 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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my contribution
February 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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February 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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throwing my take in
February 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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The Gizmondo one could be "you make me melt" lol
it's that time of year again
February 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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February 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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This thing is grounds for extremely dirty jokes, none of which are coming to mind for me atm
February 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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okay I'll repost my dumb one from last year
February 13, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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"U R Gizmondo Cool!!"
February 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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...plus the DLC pack
February 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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it's that time of year again
February 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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when the fajitas come out sizzlin
February 13, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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See, there's a myth going around that if you take pure lead, and you melt it, that you can dip your hand in it.
I know! The trick is supposed to be that you'd be burnt or horribly injured.
February 14, 2026 at 12:30 PM