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If you feel so low on energy that you can't even get out of bed, drink a full bottle of water. It usually works for me
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sick ass boss battle music
February 17, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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Famous vaudevillian Shia Labœuf has been caught by the constabulary for a scuffle at a New Orleans saloon
if not for the color, that photo would make sense in 1886 too
February 17, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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it's hard to see someone else live your dream
Just watched the Weiner-mobile pick up someone from the airport
February 17, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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That Painting Was Worth Millions! You're Completely Boned The Second You Exit This Level
February 18, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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AI has turned Ideas Guys into Devoid of Ideas Guys
AI filmmaking is completely unserious.

You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.
February 18, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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Heh, this entire section of the Long Dark's story mode has two models for every one tree

I'm guessing someone duplicated the static trees, hid them, applied a material with vertex animation to the duplicates, and then forgot to delete the original static tree models
February 18, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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February 13, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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her: you better not be fucked up looking moai head from the god hand prototype build when i get there

me:
February 4, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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Did you know? Tencent's name is derived from the combined worth of all of its games. The company has shown incredible commitment to maintaining that value despite numerous releases over the years
February 17, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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No way Geoff Keighley would give his best slot on his slop show away for free, definitely got corpo instructions, this explains it

The big corpos are doing the "gentrify the indie genre by pretending to be an indie underdog" thing for marketing purposes, E33 did it and got away with it.
February 17, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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>biggest advertising spot in the games industry for free
>secretly funded by one of the largest game publishers in the world
>investors attempt to spin bad publicity as a moral failing of the industry's consumers

holy shit.

it's an actual, genuine industry plant game... lmfao
February 17, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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still so funny to me that they literally named this game overwatch
February 17, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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Dave the Diver might count too, that game was up for best indie while funded by Nexon.
February 17, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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Based on the original definition of an industry plant, this would be the first industry plant game (that we know of)

Pretending to be indie while intentionally hiding that you have major funding
February 17, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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This game is so good btw please play it. I love Skygunner so much
Game: Skygunner
Console: PlayStation 2
Created by: Lordakira900
Uploaded on: January 27th, 2012
February 17, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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our fish girls were definitely not hella stacked
February 17, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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They have 30 days to appeal but they likely won’t, which means Hector’s released sooner. They have nothing else on him, he had DACA and came here legally. It’s just a waste of resources if they try any harder

Which ICE is getting threatened with budget cuts rn so go figure!
HECTOR WON

ICE CAN’T DEPORT HIM
February 14, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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practice what you peach
February 17, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I like how the horn harmonizes with the ambient pad.
February 17, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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I'm older than you so I can confirm that they came with a little book that had the tutorial in it and you read it on the way home
February 17, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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Me: The beat is almost finished, but it's lacking that special flair, you know what I mean?

The humble Ford Fiesta:
February 17, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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lsd dream emulator music
February 17, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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The first real #hazeldraw in months I think
February 4, 2026 at 6:28 AM
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MS Paint comic I made some years ago based on my experience I've had with basically every hotel I've been in #hazeldraw
February 17, 2026 at 10:34 AM
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this awesome fucking picture
February 17, 2026 at 7:25 PM