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If you feel so low on energy that you can't even get out of bed, drink a full bottle of water. It usually works for me
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☺️ smiling + 🤨 raised-eyebrow =
February 16, 2026 at 4:00 AM
☺️ smiling + 🤨 raised-eyebrow =
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if super mario bros. wa made today
mario: pay2.99 to unlock mushroom
FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mario: pay2.99 to unlock mushroom
FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 16, 2026 at 1:28 AM
if super mario bros. wa made today
mario: pay2.99 to unlock mushroom
FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mario: pay2.99 to unlock mushroom
FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Future Boob
February 14, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Future Boob
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frieren is cute but the people that refer to her as "grandma" are cowards. you can't call someone grandma if they would get carded at a liquor store. give her a single wrinkle at least
February 16, 2026 at 12:15 PM
frieren is cute but the people that refer to her as "grandma" are cowards. you can't call someone grandma if they would get carded at a liquor store. give her a single wrinkle at least
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how me and the homies #pisstogether
February 16, 2026 at 4:17 AM
how me and the homies #pisstogether
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there is the parappa 2 overlay always in my vision
February 16, 2026 at 4:36 PM
there is the parappa 2 overlay always in my vision
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Brand new footage of the Virtual Boy debut in 1995. It would have been cool to include these non-interactive demos in the Switch release! People love squinting at the Super Mario one!
February 16, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Brand new footage of the Virtual Boy debut in 1995. It would have been cool to include these non-interactive demos in the Switch release! People love squinting at the Super Mario one!
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always remember the guardian is just new york times wearing a union jack pin
February 16, 2026 at 5:06 PM
always remember the guardian is just new york times wearing a union jack pin
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February 16, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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Crash Bandicoot 4 sold 8 million fucking copies and was a “disappointment”, can that please happen to this game that actually kinda deserves it
February 16, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Crash Bandicoot 4 sold 8 million fucking copies and was a “disappointment”, can that please happen to this game that actually kinda deserves it
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We've heard far more about the game's production value and how much it's gonna make than we have at any point about the plot, characters, or world.
Feels very indicative of where their focus is, and the more they gas it up like this, the pole I don't wanna touch it with only grows longer
Feels very indicative of where their focus is, and the more they gas it up like this, the pole I don't wanna touch it with only grows longer
February 16, 2026 at 5:49 PM
We've heard far more about the game's production value and how much it's gonna make than we have at any point about the plot, characters, or world.
Feels very indicative of where their focus is, and the more they gas it up like this, the pole I don't wanna touch it with only grows longer
Feels very indicative of where their focus is, and the more they gas it up like this, the pole I don't wanna touch it with only grows longer
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I love when companies will put their worth into what they THINK they will earn and get pissed when they don’t make that much
Like, my guy, you didn’t lose money, you never had it in the first place
Like, my guy, you didn’t lose money, you never had it in the first place
February 16, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I love when companies will put their worth into what they THINK they will earn and get pissed when they don’t make that much
Like, my guy, you didn’t lose money, you never had it in the first place
Like, my guy, you didn’t lose money, you never had it in the first place
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Does this make any other gamers just not wanna buy it out of spite? This type of everything’s-an-investment capitalism is the death of the consumer.
GTA 6 will earn $7.6bn in two months and be the "largest gaming release of all time", investment firm predicts
www.eurogamer.net/gta-6-will-e...
www.eurogamer.net/gta-6-will-e...
August 4, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Does this make any other gamers just not wanna buy it out of spite? This type of everything’s-an-investment capitalism is the death of the consumer.
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Tom Morello guitar hero 3 duel but it's Mania's BrassOfPower vs the Stanky Sexy Sega Saxophone from Sonic Adventure (Ice Cap zone, Hot Shelter, Pine's theme from Space Channel 5 Part 2, etc (seriously if anyone knows the name of this synth I'd be very happy))
February 16, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Tom Morello guitar hero 3 duel but it's Mania's BrassOfPower vs the Stanky Sexy Sega Saxophone from Sonic Adventure (Ice Cap zone, Hot Shelter, Pine's theme from Space Channel 5 Part 2, etc (seriously if anyone knows the name of this synth I'd be very happy))
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Best Service Brass Super Section, overblown tenor; it's from a sampler CD www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7Cu...
Best Service - Brass Super Section (AKAI S1000 CD-ROM)
YouTube video by Yan Anselmo
www.youtube.com
February 16, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Best Service Brass Super Section, overblown tenor; it's from a sampler CD www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7Cu...
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His name is KORG M1 BrassOfPower. We call him BOP for short
February 16, 2026 at 6:20 PM
His name is KORG M1 BrassOfPower. We call him BOP for short
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The trumpet synth in sonic mania is actually a little chao guy and he's been twitching and convulsing and frothing at the mouth because he hasn't been able to interject melodies with random 🎺🎺🎺's for years
February 16, 2026 at 6:14 PM
The trumpet synth in sonic mania is actually a little chao guy and he's been twitching and convulsing and frothing at the mouth because he hasn't been able to interject melodies with random 🎺🎺🎺's for years
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Turns out we might go homeless soon
Our landlord doesn't seem interested in renewing our contract+ we hardly have any money right now
Please help #mutualaid #signalboost
Our landlord doesn't seem interested in renewing our contract+ we hardly have any money right now
Please help #mutualaid #signalboost
Another year, another commission post
Commissions are always open unless stated otherwise #commissionsopen #mutualaid #signalboost #commissions #commsopen #art #fanart
Commissions are always open unless stated otherwise #commissionsopen #mutualaid #signalboost #commissions #commsopen #art #fanart
February 16, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Turns out we might go homeless soon
Our landlord doesn't seem interested in renewing our contract+ we hardly have any money right now
Please help #mutualaid #signalboost
Our landlord doesn't seem interested in renewing our contract+ we hardly have any money right now
Please help #mutualaid #signalboost
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i think my guitarist is bisexual
February 9, 2026 at 5:29 PM
i think my guitarist is bisexual
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happy birthday to the guy who sets beef jerky prices
it is apparently the 25th anniversary of the greatest piece of art Denton, Texas, has ever produced
The PriceMaster (full version)
YouTube video by ThePriceMaster
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February 11, 2026 at 3:52 AM
happy birthday to the guy who sets beef jerky prices