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2-minute comic
January 4, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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quoting chatbots as official company sources shows that our tech reporters are not up to the task of understanding the basics of the technology they're reporting on
January 2, 2026 at 6:35 PM
These fries look perfectly seasoned so I'd be fine without anything, but otherwise: sambal oelek, or bbq sauce, or liquid cheese product.
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 29, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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ls ~/ | grep spiders > outside
in the metaverse you can use grep to locate your spiders
December 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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bring back the lemonade and disconnect the robot that kills you
December 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.
April 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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jealousy psychiatrist
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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imho david zaslav belongs in jail

i don't know how we get him there but he belongs there
December 6, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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HOPE POWERED KILLDOZER
November 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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I have refined
The uranium
That was in
The centrifuge

And which
You were probably
Saving
For power generation

Forgive me
It was so powerful
I am
Become death
this is quite the detail
November 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Mr. Beast is one of those celebrities or shows in the background of a dystopian story to give you an idea of how completely the broken society has become. You can't convince me he's real.
a man in a tuxedo is being attacked by two women in a movie and they are talking about a dollar .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is being attacked by two women in a movie and they are talking about a dollar .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Telling my future cats this was Einstürzende Neubauten 😼

#industrialmusic
November 28, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Double Dare Dynamics Vs. Psychedelics (Janurary 1, 1987) WOC : 861s
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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OH

WELL

WHY

NOT
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Alfred Hitchcock's cure for fascism
November 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Official government accounts are posting snuff films with explicit threats Aaron.
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM