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@baloftheard.bsky.social
You can call me Bal. Cable puller, 270 BBN, T1 diabetic. Exit 30. Hazards: Racecars go brrrrr + excessive sports-posting.
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@baloftheard.bsky.social
· Jan 13
Lately online, I've been gettting caught in my thoughts about not being forward enough about myself, or give others enough reason to think I'm botty or some other bullshit
So to curb that here's me at a Culver's last year getting Darude Sandstorm-ed. Happy Monday.
So to curb that here's me at a Culver's last year getting Darude Sandstorm-ed. Happy Monday.
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[dance break]
December 11, 2025 at 6:14 AM
[dance break]
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If wrestling is fake explain this
December 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
If wrestling is fake explain this
Ok I take it back, it was WAYYYYYYY too inappropriate and too much to say that holy shit www.sportingnews.com/us/ncaa-foot...
December 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Ok I take it back, it was WAYYYYYYY too inappropriate and too much to say that holy shit www.sportingnews.com/us/ncaa-foot...
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Four years ago tonight, my hometown was nearly wiped off the map by an EF4 tornado that ripped across downtown, killing 21 people and leveling places and buildings that I literally grew up in. My first full-time newspaper job, Dad's bus garage, all gone.
December 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Four years ago tonight, my hometown was nearly wiped off the map by an EF4 tornado that ripped across downtown, killing 21 people and leveling places and buildings that I literally grew up in. My first full-time newspaper job, Dad's bus garage, all gone.
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Farewell positivity rabbit
December 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Farewell positivity rabbit
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She Biff on my Poggi till I’m terminated from the University of Michigan with cause effective immediately
December 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
She Biff on my Poggi till I’m terminated from the University of Michigan with cause effective immediately
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The joys of people finding out who Biff Poggi is 😂
December 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The joys of people finding out who Biff Poggi is 😂
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Oh so NOW Michigan has a problem with the football coach cheating.
December 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Oh so NOW Michigan has a problem with the football coach cheating.
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Do it Lane. You son of a bitch. Do it.
December 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Do it Lane. You son of a bitch. Do it.
Is it too inappropriate scenario in which i wanna say-
IT'S TIME TO GET STIFF FOR THE BIFF (?)
IT'S TIME TO GET STIFF FOR THE BIFF (?)
December 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Is it too inappropriate scenario in which i wanna say-
IT'S TIME TO GET STIFF FOR THE BIFF (?)
IT'S TIME TO GET STIFF FOR THE BIFF (?)
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I guess Michigan wanted Sherrone Less.
December 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I guess Michigan wanted Sherrone Less.
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@AdamSchefter tweeted
ESPN Sources: Michigan has fired head coach Sherrone Moore, per me and @PeteThamel and @DanWetzel. https://t.co/qBo9tiviud
ESPN Sources: Michigan has fired head coach Sherrone Moore, per me and @PeteThamel and @DanWetzel. https://t.co/qBo9tiviud
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@AdamSchefter tweeted
ESPN Sources: Michigan has fired head coach Sherrone Moore, per me and @PeteThamel and @DanWetzel. https://t.co/qBo9tiviud
twitter.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
@AdamSchefter tweeted
ESPN Sources: Michigan has fired head coach Sherrone Moore, per me and @PeteThamel and @DanWetzel. https://t.co/qBo9tiviud
ESPN Sources: Michigan has fired head coach Sherrone Moore, per me and @PeteThamel and @DanWetzel. https://t.co/qBo9tiviud
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Again, apologizing to all videogame environment artists who knocked up satirical posters for their games, I should not have rolled my eyes, yes, even you Cyberpunk billboard team, I am sorry
jesus christ
December 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Again, apologizing to all videogame environment artists who knocked up satirical posters for their games, I should not have rolled my eyes, yes, even you Cyberpunk billboard team, I am sorry
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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Seeing that wall of text like
December 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Seeing that wall of text like
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The birth of the internet, according to Jon Bois
YouTube video by Secret Base
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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So did Warner Bros
Netflix Considers Warner Bros. Games To Be Worthless https://kotaku.com/netflix-warner-bros-games-batman-harry-potter-deal-2000651695
Netflix Considers Warner Bros. Games To Be Worthless
The entire gaming division behind Hogwarts Legacy and the Arkham franchise wasn't even factored into the price of Netflix's bid
kotaku.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
So did Warner Bros
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The cost of raising kids in this country is outrageous. Take this story about a retiree who has to go back to work to support his family.
NEWS: The Colts and Philip Rivers have agreed to a contract after he worked out Monday night, per source. The 44-year-old is back on the Indy practice squad, five seasons after his last NFL action.
December 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The cost of raising kids in this country is outrageous. Take this story about a retiree who has to go back to work to support his family.
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Oh shit, it's Stylish But Illegal Monkey Day
December 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Oh shit, it's Stylish But Illegal Monkey Day
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I wish I had truly lost all faith in NASCAR Heat
December 9, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I wish I had truly lost all faith in NASCAR Heat