B-Rex
@barbarasaurus.bsky.social
Jurassic millennial, childless cat/dog/chicken lady, and aspiring swamp hag. And if they ever ask about me, tell them I was more than just a great set of boobs - I was also an incredible pair of legs
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i will fulfill my obligations today
February 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
i will fulfill my obligations today
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been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis
February 11, 2026 at 10:48 PM
been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis
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Ominous bird valentines.
February 12, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Ominous bird valentines.
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some new rosemary sticker design sketches 🤔
February 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
some new rosemary sticker design sketches 🤔
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How many times do i have to learn you this?????
go get you one of them slightly throwed off women with a pocket full of rocks and populate the earth
go get you one of them slightly throwed off women with a pocket full of rocks and populate the earth
February 11, 2026 at 8:16 PM
How many times do i have to learn you this?????
go get you one of them slightly throwed off women with a pocket full of rocks and populate the earth
go get you one of them slightly throwed off women with a pocket full of rocks and populate the earth
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It turns out that the only thing standing between us and a version of the pentagon that closes airspace to shoot down party balloons were those diversity trainings at work
February 11, 2026 at 8:17 PM
It turns out that the only thing standing between us and a version of the pentagon that closes airspace to shoot down party balloons were those diversity trainings at work
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Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold
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I cannot emphasize enough that what he's singing here, obscured by beeps, is "If your boyfriend doesn't eat your ass, he'd better fuck off"
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I cannot emphasize enough that what he's singing here, obscured by beeps, is "If your boyfriend doesn't eat your ass, he'd better fuck off"
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the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
the bushes were people 😂
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What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
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More like GREAT bunny amiright
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
More like GREAT bunny amiright
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thank you bad bunny for allowing all the thirty eight year olds on bluesky to do the leo pointing meme at the television
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
thank you bad bunny for allowing all the thirty eight year olds on bluesky to do the leo pointing meme at the television
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wait bring Bad Bunny back out
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
wait bring Bad Bunny back out
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OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
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Bad Bunny like
a cartoon character pointing at a map of the united states
Alt: Yakko naming countries of the world
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Bad Bunny like
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Is it bad when the only people who can afford Super Bowl ads are the aliens from They Live and the guys making Skynet
February 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Is it bad when the only people who can afford Super Bowl ads are the aliens from They Live and the guys making Skynet
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no one can watch these commercials and conclude america is having a good time rn
February 9, 2026 at 12:35 AM
no one can watch these commercials and conclude america is having a good time rn
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I have subscribed to Peacock using 5 different email addresses to juice up the Halftime Show numbers. All my fellow leftists are doing this to bring down Kid Rock, as a broader part of enacting the American Century of Humiliation.
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I have subscribed to Peacock using 5 different email addresses to juice up the Halftime Show numbers. All my fellow leftists are doing this to bring down Kid Rock, as a broader part of enacting the American Century of Humiliation.
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Billie Holiday avoids making political statement, sings Strange Fruit instead
Green Day avoids making political statement during Super Bowl 2026 opening performance
Green Day avoids making political statement during Super Bowl 2026 opening performance
A rocking start to the Super Bowl.
pagesix.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Billie Holiday avoids making political statement, sings Strange Fruit instead
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Opening a dispensary in Stardew Valley
February 7, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Opening a dispensary in Stardew Valley