@beaudreadful.bsky.social
Lead eavestrough of the Hooptefoodle band.
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Yep. Yep. This one hit me pretty fucking hard.
January 26, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Yep. Yep. This one hit me pretty fucking hard.
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This was Alex Pretti at work at the VA honoring a veteran who had passed.
This is who they're trying to falsely smear as a terrorist and assassin.
This is who they're trying to falsely smear as a terrorist and assassin.
January 25, 2026 at 1:27 AM
This was Alex Pretti at work at the VA honoring a veteran who had passed.
This is who they're trying to falsely smear as a terrorist and assassin.
This is who they're trying to falsely smear as a terrorist and assassin.
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Too cute to debunk ;)
January 24, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Too cute to debunk ;)
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Minimum wage job: 12 hours of delicate, finicky, painful hard work
Medium wage job: 8 hours a day of delicate, annoying hard work. With emails
CEO of company: 4 hours of gooning to his AI secretary with a suspiciously childlike face, with word salad about quantum physics and how smart he is
Medium wage job: 8 hours a day of delicate, annoying hard work. With emails
CEO of company: 4 hours of gooning to his AI secretary with a suspiciously childlike face, with word salad about quantum physics and how smart he is
January 21, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Minimum wage job: 12 hours of delicate, finicky, painful hard work
Medium wage job: 8 hours a day of delicate, annoying hard work. With emails
CEO of company: 4 hours of gooning to his AI secretary with a suspiciously childlike face, with word salad about quantum physics and how smart he is
Medium wage job: 8 hours a day of delicate, annoying hard work. With emails
CEO of company: 4 hours of gooning to his AI secretary with a suspiciously childlike face, with word salad about quantum physics and how smart he is
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It would happen no matter what. The US President is basically a Roomba. When he runs into opposition he turns and starts devouring in another direction. Sooner or later he always circles back, though.
January 23, 2026 at 4:36 PM
It would happen no matter what. The US President is basically a Roomba. When he runs into opposition he turns and starts devouring in another direction. Sooner or later he always circles back, though.
If the goal is to distract us from the Epstein files, they've got another thing co... actually, the ICE/greenland stuff seems to be really working
January 22, 2026 at 1:44 AM
If the goal is to distract us from the Epstein files, they've got another thing co... actually, the ICE/greenland stuff seems to be really working
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Look, it's simple. We just want the worst person in the world to die
January 21, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Look, it's simple. We just want the worst person in the world to die
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I feel like the City of Victoria is on the cusp of being a good livable city of the type that North America has functionally banned for the last 80 years
Do not listen to the naysayers; keep going. Equity between cars, transit, bikes, and pedestrians matters to make this town better.
#yyj
Do not listen to the naysayers; keep going. Equity between cars, transit, bikes, and pedestrians matters to make this town better.
#yyj
January 19, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I feel like the City of Victoria is on the cusp of being a good livable city of the type that North America has functionally banned for the last 80 years
Do not listen to the naysayers; keep going. Equity between cars, transit, bikes, and pedestrians matters to make this town better.
#yyj
Do not listen to the naysayers; keep going. Equity between cars, transit, bikes, and pedestrians matters to make this town better.
#yyj
Our secret dinner with Chef Tomoko Tahara, a sorceress of foraging, fermenting, pickling, and presentation. Scandinavian and Japanese concepts periodically served high-concept menus in her own apartment in Vancouver. Exquisite, highly recommended, and you should reserve your place far in advance.
January 18, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Our secret dinner with Chef Tomoko Tahara, a sorceress of foraging, fermenting, pickling, and presentation. Scandinavian and Japanese concepts periodically served high-concept menus in her own apartment in Vancouver. Exquisite, highly recommended, and you should reserve your place far in advance.
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From Minneapolis, no. He shouldn’t be posting videos with the call screen and user names visible, he shouldn’t be publicizing how dispatch works or how we organize. He’s putting the networks and other patrollers at risk (and did they consent to bring on his platform? I bet 100% not.)
January 17, 2026 at 9:53 PM
From Minneapolis, no. He shouldn’t be posting videos with the call screen and user names visible, he shouldn’t be publicizing how dispatch works or how we organize. He’s putting the networks and other patrollers at risk (and did they consent to bring on his platform? I bet 100% not.)
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Respectfully, I am going to whisper to some of our white comrades a truth that should be more widely known: You definitely have some ancestors to be proud of, ancestors who refused white supremacy, and poured out their lives in many of these struggles over time.
Time to claim your true history.
Time to claim your true history.
January 17, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Respectfully, I am going to whisper to some of our white comrades a truth that should be more widely known: You definitely have some ancestors to be proud of, ancestors who refused white supremacy, and poured out their lives in many of these struggles over time.
Time to claim your true history.
Time to claim your true history.
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Hey, pissful protests are legal last time I checked!
Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by
January 15, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Hey, pissful protests are legal last time I checked!
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expectation: you will walk down the street hailed by beautiful white women thanking you for Saving The Homeland
reality: a woman who looks exactly like your mom calls you a whiny bitch and the cute cashier gives you the finger and tells you to go fuck yourself and everyone laughs when you fall down
reality: a woman who looks exactly like your mom calls you a whiny bitch and the cute cashier gives you the finger and tells you to go fuck yourself and everyone laughs when you fall down
January 12, 2026 at 6:32 PM
expectation: you will walk down the street hailed by beautiful white women thanking you for Saving The Homeland
reality: a woman who looks exactly like your mom calls you a whiny bitch and the cute cashier gives you the finger and tells you to go fuck yourself and everyone laughs when you fall down
reality: a woman who looks exactly like your mom calls you a whiny bitch and the cute cashier gives you the finger and tells you to go fuck yourself and everyone laughs when you fall down
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There is a Grokipedia article about me (and I assume anyone else who has a Wikipedia page about them) and well that was quite an interesting read (over 5,000 words).
Let's fact check it, shall we...
Let's fact check it, shall we...
January 12, 2026 at 5:16 PM
There is a Grokipedia article about me (and I assume anyone else who has a Wikipedia page about them) and well that was quite an interesting read (over 5,000 words).
Let's fact check it, shall we...
Let's fact check it, shall we...
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It is impossible to overstate the degree to which the entire national political media's coverage of the 2024 presidential campaign, especially once Harris won the nomination, was deeply, fundamentally, shamefully unserious about the stakes & the candidates.
I can still recall all the tut-tutting from the media when Harris made this argument.
Kamala Harris at her closing campaign rally:
"Donald Trump intends to use the United States Military against American citizens who simply disagree with him."
"Donald Trump intends to use the United States Military against American citizens who simply disagree with him."
January 11, 2026 at 5:55 AM
It is impossible to overstate the degree to which the entire national political media's coverage of the 2024 presidential campaign, especially once Harris won the nomination, was deeply, fundamentally, shamefully unserious about the stakes & the candidates.
I don't see ICE officers as particularly confident people, but I suppose it's all perspective?
January 10, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I don't see ICE officers as particularly confident people, but I suppose it's all perspective?
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I think it’s fair to say that there is a low-intensity civil conflict in Minnesota right now.
January 10, 2026 at 5:37 AM
I think it’s fair to say that there is a low-intensity civil conflict in Minnesota right now.
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I don’t think Kamala Harris would’ve deployed a legion of tacticool sociopaths to Minnesota so they could run around killing lesbian mothers and tear gassing elementary schools at random
January 8, 2026 at 5:03 PM
I don’t think Kamala Harris would’ve deployed a legion of tacticool sociopaths to Minnesota so they could run around killing lesbian mothers and tear gassing elementary schools at random
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Certain numbers accompany us through our lives, connected to our memories of people and places, of significant events. What numbers remain with you decades later? And why?
This poem is taken from Whatever You Do, Just Don't (HappenStance Press, 2023), my second full collection...
This poem is taken from Whatever You Do, Just Don't (HappenStance Press, 2023), my second full collection...
September 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Certain numbers accompany us through our lives, connected to our memories of people and places, of significant events. What numbers remain with you decades later? And why?
This poem is taken from Whatever You Do, Just Don't (HappenStance Press, 2023), my second full collection...
This poem is taken from Whatever You Do, Just Don't (HappenStance Press, 2023), my second full collection...
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I hypothesize that Pepe le Pew was a francophone Swiss pervert, like Humbert Humbert
Maybe he's quebecois
January 8, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I hypothesize that Pepe le Pew was a francophone Swiss pervert, like Humbert Humbert
Its been a rough day so I suggest everyone watch this kitty and his ham tongs.
January 8, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Its been a rough day so I suggest everyone watch this kitty and his ham tongs.
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surrounding them after they just killed somebody and shouting “you can’t kill us all, nazis” is legitimate “ready to run through a wall” inspirational
January 7, 2026 at 6:31 PM
surrounding them after they just killed somebody and shouting “you can’t kill us all, nazis” is legitimate “ready to run through a wall” inspirational
Oh COME on
*TRUMP AND TEAM DISCUSSING OPTIONS TO ACQUIRE GREENLAND: REUTERS
Reuters heads:
TRUMP AND HIS TEAM ARE DISCUSSING A RANGE OF OPTIONS FOR ACQUIRING GREENLAND AND 'UTILIZING THE US MILITARY IS ALWAYS AN OPTION'- WHITE HOUSE STATEMENT
Reuters heads:
TRUMP AND HIS TEAM ARE DISCUSSING A RANGE OF OPTIONS FOR ACQUIRING GREENLAND AND 'UTILIZING THE US MILITARY IS ALWAYS AN OPTION'- WHITE HOUSE STATEMENT
January 6, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Oh COME on
A hundred years of poets, all tapping the sign, and do we listen?
January 5, 2026 at 8:46 PM
A hundred years of poets, all tapping the sign, and do we listen?