@beaudreadful.bsky.social
Lead eavestrough of the Hooptefoodle band.
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I don’t think Kamala Harris would’ve deployed a legion of tacticool sociopaths to Minnesota so they could run around killing lesbian mothers and tear gassing elementary schools at random
January 8, 2026 at 5:03 PM
I don’t think Kamala Harris would’ve deployed a legion of tacticool sociopaths to Minnesota so they could run around killing lesbian mothers and tear gassing elementary schools at random
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Certain numbers accompany us through our lives, connected to our memories of people and places, of significant events. What numbers remain with you decades later? And why?
This poem is taken from Whatever You Do, Just Don't (HappenStance Press, 2023), my second full collection...
This poem is taken from Whatever You Do, Just Don't (HappenStance Press, 2023), my second full collection...
September 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Certain numbers accompany us through our lives, connected to our memories of people and places, of significant events. What numbers remain with you decades later? And why?
This poem is taken from Whatever You Do, Just Don't (HappenStance Press, 2023), my second full collection...
This poem is taken from Whatever You Do, Just Don't (HappenStance Press, 2023), my second full collection...
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I hypothesize that Pepe le Pew was a francophone Swiss pervert, like Humbert Humbert
Maybe he's quebecois
January 8, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I hypothesize that Pepe le Pew was a francophone Swiss pervert, like Humbert Humbert
Its been a rough day so I suggest everyone watch this kitty and his ham tongs.
January 8, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Its been a rough day so I suggest everyone watch this kitty and his ham tongs.
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surrounding them after they just killed somebody and shouting “you can’t kill us all, nazis” is legitimate “ready to run through a wall” inspirational
January 7, 2026 at 6:31 PM
surrounding them after they just killed somebody and shouting “you can’t kill us all, nazis” is legitimate “ready to run through a wall” inspirational
Oh COME on
*TRUMP AND TEAM DISCUSSING OPTIONS TO ACQUIRE GREENLAND: REUTERS
Reuters heads:
TRUMP AND HIS TEAM ARE DISCUSSING A RANGE OF OPTIONS FOR ACQUIRING GREENLAND AND 'UTILIZING THE US MILITARY IS ALWAYS AN OPTION'- WHITE HOUSE STATEMENT
Reuters heads:
TRUMP AND HIS TEAM ARE DISCUSSING A RANGE OF OPTIONS FOR ACQUIRING GREENLAND AND 'UTILIZING THE US MILITARY IS ALWAYS AN OPTION'- WHITE HOUSE STATEMENT
January 6, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Oh COME on
A hundred years of poets, all tapping the sign, and do we listen?
January 5, 2026 at 8:46 PM
A hundred years of poets, all tapping the sign, and do we listen?
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This Langston Hughes poem is relevant af.
January 5, 2026 at 4:27 PM
This Langston Hughes poem is relevant af.
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Personally I do think it’s very cool when you spend 2 years working on a project about a sport you love and then some guy takes the transcripts of it to spit out an AI script for himself to read over a YouTube video for money. Thanks David!!!!!
Love seeing my friend @johncullen.bsky.social’s hard work on Broomgate get chewed up and shit out into some dickhead’s video essay for morons. But hey at least he linked to the podcast he stole in the description!
January 5, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Personally I do think it’s very cool when you spend 2 years working on a project about a sport you love and then some guy takes the transcripts of it to spit out an AI script for himself to read over a YouTube video for money. Thanks David!!!!!
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
Angelina Jolie was lapping these people years and years ago. I ain't giving them a medal.
Hey everyone take a look at this necklace I saw on Instagram that you fill with your partner’s jizz and wear around
January 5, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Angelina Jolie was lapping these people years and years ago. I ain't giving them a medal.
He sounds a lot like he did on the period after he debated Harris - as though he knew he screwed up and desperately needed to control the narrative.
Q: You pulled the National Guard out of Portland--
TRUMP: We did. And do you know that Portland, we got it down to almost no crime? We're allowed to go back in, but we'll go back in when the crime starts. We may use the Insurrection Act
TRUMP: We did. And do you know that Portland, we got it down to almost no crime? We're allowed to go back in, but we'll go back in when the crime starts. We may use the Insurrection Act
January 5, 2026 at 1:23 AM
He sounds a lot like he did on the period after he debated Harris - as though he knew he screwed up and desperately needed to control the narrative.
I am so glad the crack dealers were chased out by the meth dealers. Truly a win for the world.
January 4, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I am so glad the crack dealers were chased out by the meth dealers. Truly a win for the world.
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We could have had the hyper competent lady who was the most progressive Senator, but no, she wasn't good enough when the alternative was the ancient guy now waging an illegal and immoral war.
Great job, everyone.
Great job, everyone.
January 3, 2026 at 7:25 AM
We could have had the hyper competent lady who was the most progressive Senator, but no, she wasn't good enough when the alternative was the ancient guy now waging an illegal and immoral war.
Great job, everyone.
Great job, everyone.
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You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 AM
You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.
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“And he must have found a little window, / opened it – and shouted through it – / that saving sound that saved me.”
— Pádraig Ó Tuama
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This poem appeared in From Feed the Beast by Pádraig Ó Tuama, published by Broken Sleep Books, 2022. Shared here with deep gratitude.
— Pádraig Ó Tuama
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This poem appeared in From Feed the Beast by Pádraig Ó Tuama, published by Broken Sleep Books, 2022. Shared here with deep gratitude.
January 1, 2026 at 2:49 PM
“And he must have found a little window, / opened it – and shouted through it – / that saving sound that saved me.”
— Pádraig Ó Tuama
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This poem appeared in From Feed the Beast by Pádraig Ó Tuama, published by Broken Sleep Books, 2022. Shared here with deep gratitude.
— Pádraig Ó Tuama
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This poem appeared in From Feed the Beast by Pádraig Ó Tuama, published by Broken Sleep Books, 2022. Shared here with deep gratitude.
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I've been following Yukio Akamine online for 20 years. During this time, the world has seen Myspace and Facebook get overtaken by blogging platforms such as WordPress and Tumblr, which in turn got overtaken by social media platforms like Instagram and Twitter. 🧵
January 1, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I've been following Yukio Akamine online for 20 years. During this time, the world has seen Myspace and Facebook get overtaken by blogging platforms such as WordPress and Tumblr, which in turn got overtaken by social media platforms like Instagram and Twitter. 🧵
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Five hours to accomplish all your 2025 goals
Can you do it? No
Do I believe in you? Also no
Can you do it? No
Do I believe in you? Also no
December 31, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Five hours to accomplish all your 2025 goals
Can you do it? No
Do I believe in you? Also no
Can you do it? No
Do I believe in you? Also no
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Try to be positive in 2026!
Instead of waking up and asking "Is he dead yet?" wake up with a smile on your face knowing, either way, we're all one day closer.
Instead of waking up and asking "Is he dead yet?" wake up with a smile on your face knowing, either way, we're all one day closer.
December 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Try to be positive in 2026!
Instead of waking up and asking "Is he dead yet?" wake up with a smile on your face knowing, either way, we're all one day closer.
Instead of waking up and asking "Is he dead yet?" wake up with a smile on your face knowing, either way, we're all one day closer.
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I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.
I Am An AI Hater
I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.
anthonymoser.github.io
August 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.
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Not the wallet inspector, but the Federal Wallet Inspector
Of almost a dozen immigration lawyers and migrants interviewed for this story, initially, no one knew anyone who had actually received the $1,000. Two people later received it as a result of this reporting.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
‘They tricked me’: Migrants were promised $1,000 to voluntarily leave the US. Some never received it
People who signed up for a US ‘self-deportation’ scheme say their payoffs were delayed, misdirected or never arrived – leaving them empty-handed in their home countries
www.theguardian.com
December 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Not the wallet inspector, but the Federal Wallet Inspector
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So I am going to say something about romance as a genre.
A lot of people think that romance is ignorable because <insert thing they think about romance> and romance authors don't count because <insert thing they think about romance>.
This thread is not about whether you have to like romance.
A lot of people think that romance is ignorable because <insert thing they think about romance> and romance authors don't count because <insert thing they think about romance>.
This thread is not about whether you have to like romance.
December 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
So I am going to say something about romance as a genre.
A lot of people think that romance is ignorable because <insert thing they think about romance> and romance authors don't count because <insert thing they think about romance>.
This thread is not about whether you have to like romance.
A lot of people think that romance is ignorable because <insert thing they think about romance> and romance authors don't count because <insert thing they think about romance>.
This thread is not about whether you have to like romance.
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if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now