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Bee Ostrowsky
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I’m Beatrice. 🎵 You’ve known me all along! 🎵
I’m from that country all those hot girls are from.
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The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Inconceivable
December 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Here he is taking the photo.
December 12, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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STOP IT STOP IT STOP DOING THIS SHIT

he signed a memo with no binding legal effect on states
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 4d
President Donald Trump has signed an executive order that blocks states from enforcing their own regulations around artificial intelligence and instead aims to create a "single national framework" for AI. https://cnn.it/49chVwf
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Pissing Out Cancer, my comedy special produced by and formerly exclusively on Dropout.tv is now available for free and in full on YouTube.

Thank you so much to Dropout for being chill and letting me write this into my contract!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh5G...
Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer | Full Comedy Special
YouTube video by Hank Green
www.youtube.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is a refreshing can of Coke Zero
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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“Her library estimates that 15 percent of emailed reference questions it receives are now ChatGPT-generated…”
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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1. In a Sunday Night surprise, the trans healthcare coverage ban has been removed from the military NDAA.

Congressional leaders released the negotiated bill this evening, and though the House AND Senate contained the provision, it is not in the final bill!

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Trans Healthcare Coverage Ban Stripped From Negotiated Military NDAA Bill In Sunday Night Surprise
Anti-DEI and sports ban provisions for the military still exist in the bill, but the removal of a health care provision is a major victory for transgender people in congressional legislation.
www.erininthemorning.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Mentioned it before, but out of all the friends when I was 18/19/20 that I either knew or suspected were trans, I'm the only one still alive. Every single other one was dead by the time I was 35.

I'm lucky to have trans friends now, but I miss so many people.
December 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Crunchyroll has replaced real captions for auto-generated (terrible) ones on anime that actually have real captions and it pisses me off. The auto-generated ones are awful.
December 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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My new bad linguistics theory is that words are like genetics, and if you go back far enough all words come from a single word. Call it Etymological Eve.
December 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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41 minutes of watching two shipwrecked men trying to flip a boat and signaling for surrender/help before firing on them again reminds me of the 9.5 minutes Derek Chauvin knelt on George Floyd’s neck, in that it’s an agonizingly long time to be killing helpless people who clearly posed no threat.
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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your honor when you said I may approach the bench I assumed I would get uppies to get there
December 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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h/t @robertfreundlaw.bsky.social

holy shit, an accurate legal critique of LLMs. LLMs don't reason because they're just stitching together plausible-looking sentences indifferent to the content
December 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Met a guy. Told @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social that it was exciting to have a mayor who had been to a library. I was hiding under a big scarf.
December 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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The thing to understand about "age verification" laws is that they are not just for kids

The only way to "stop kids from doing xyz online" using age-gating is to demand a government ID (or invasive biometric face scan) from EVERYONE.

This means associating your gov ID with EVERYTHING YOU DO ONLINE
December 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win. (ht OT)
The Institute of Museum and Library Services, the federal agency that provides funding for America's libraries, has announced it is reinstating all grants it had previously terminated, including those to libraries and library organizations across the U.S.

Read more: https://bit.ly/4496W4V
December 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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"Wrapped" is the single most creative way to sell "our service collects data on you constantly and that's fun." Spotify figured that out first. They have yet to hit a second innovation that endears them to users, despite trying such tactics as "ads for ICE" and "paying musicians bupkis."
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Hey! If you’ve ever liked my voice, now, before the end of the year, would be a really good time to hire me for any SAG-approved projects!

Asking as someone who loves VO, and also really loves having halfway decent health insurance
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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i’m genuinely so convinced all of this has been a planned operation by the student and her mother (who is commenting on this publicly, and associated closely with the republican party), and big far right propaganda account going all in on it. this is designed to oust trans people from public life
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
DO NOT READ THE EXCERPT unless you want to be tantalized for the next 204 days waiting for the full novel to drop. Learn from me, a poor wretch who erred thus.
Foundling Fathers, by Meg Elison

Hamilton meets The Boys from Brazil
1776 meets Clone High
All the Presidents' Heads meets Jurassic Park

6.23.2026

It's the satire America deserves for her 250th. tachyonpublications.com/product/foun...
December 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Meet Heater, the first of many community catstituent leaders who are officially endorsing the campaign!

More to come 👀 #catsforkat
December 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM