Brandon Hoàng
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Brandon Hoàng
@brandonhoang.bsky.social
👫🏻 writer Wylde Pak
👻 writer The Ghost & Molly McGee
🚲 GLORIA BUENROSTRO IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND (FSG)
🏹 THE CROSSBOW OF DESTINY (Scholastic)
💫 THE INVENTOR'S EYE (Top Shelf)
🧨 MINECRAFT: ONE LAST QUEST (PRH)

https://linktr.ee/brandonhoangwrites
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I’m Brandon Hoang - tv writer and author

I used to be an animation exec before making the jump to writing

I was staffed on The Ghost & Molly McGee and a TBA show at Nick. Wrote a YA and a MG and have more books coming soon.

Can’t wait to fill your timeline with gifs!
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Two of my books were published with The Big Five. The other was Scholastic.

I’m a schoolyard teacher during the day and write at night.

I ain’t in this business for the money.
almost every novelist you read who's not from the airport fiction or bestseller sections is working a full on day job, including multi-award winners and absolute legends, or they have a spouse or trust that supports them. virtually across the board. just normalize in your mind that's how it works.
I know we know this, but authors need to get better at talking about how they actually make their money. Stop pretending it's from the books.
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Said with love but there is a tone deafness in the "just write your spec!" advice that seems to be totally ignored in the current climate.

It works if you're repped. If reps are taking new clients. If places are buying A LOT. If rooms are staffing unknowns/lower levels. If not? It's a platitude.
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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It occurs to me that one reason artists summarily reject AI (and there are MANY reasons) is because artists are, by nature, people who move through the world at a different pace. We take time to notice light, colors bouncing off a flower petal, how someone moves, the angle of an eyebrow.
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’ve had a few librarians and booksellers ask about the shelf date for THE SECRET OF ATHRIA: THE INVENTOR’S EYE.

It’s currently targeted to release in Summer 2027 by @topshelfcomix.bsky.social

It’ll take a bit longer to get into kids’ hands but hopefully worth the wait!
Describe the plot of your #comic with one panel

that's a @taijuey.bsky.social masterpiece right there.
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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If you like an author's work, the best thing you can do is buy it. The second best thing you can do is ask your local library to buy it. Or, do both!
A reminder that the median book deal for a debut author in the UK is £7000, paid over 12-18 months. (from 2022 Society of Authors report). Some of your favourite writers are struggling. societyofauthors.org/2022/12/06/a....
A profession struggling to sustain itself - The Society of Authors
ALCS report on author incomes shows 60% drop in median incomes since 2006
societyofauthors.org
November 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
*me reading books and watching animation all day*

Why does everyone else get to have all the fun?
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
April 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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MAGA influencers being informed that Trump is posting photos of him grinning with Mamdani and saying how much of an honor it was to meet him:
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The secret bathroom on the 12th story of the Netflix offices. Also thanks to a hangover. 💅🏽
what's the most exotic place you've ever puked? mine's not exactly exotic but i did once have a hangover at the nyc facebook office and barfed in their very nice bathroom
Got food poisoning from Fogo De Chao. Puked out the side of a moving cab along beautiful Copacabana Beach. The most exotic place I'll probably ever puke!
November 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I’m afraid I’ll never look simultaneously this badass and this stupid ever again

(photo taken of me at the Boy Meets World themed WGA strike in '23)
November 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Sometimes I keep myself awake at night thinking about what kind of magic a Tim Robinson and @bradneely.bsky.social collaboration could bring the world
November 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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It's Transgender Day of Remembrance and I just want to say that a world without trans people would be a rainbow with many colors missing. We are brighter and more colorful in this world because of trans people, and have lost too many too early. I love you for being more you than most of us can be
November 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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👩‍🌾 Grab your tools
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Maybe it's because I grew up in the 90s, but I love weird little mascot guys like this. I feel like we don't have them as often anymore. C'mon capitalism, if you're gonna force ads on me, at least make them cute and weird
November 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I'm three weeks into my job as a school yard teacher and I'm 100% serious that I have enough stories to reboot SIDEWAY STORIES FROM WAYSIDE SCHOOL
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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soup is a magic potion. every video game that has ever had you drink soup to revive health was completely accurate
November 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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before asking "how's that project going??" to any creative, just assume it's going like this
May 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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This is one of best comic shops I know of. Help keep it going. www.gofundme.com/f/keep-books...
Keep Books with Pictures Alive: Donate Now, organized by Katie Pryde
Dear friends: I need your help. I’m proud of everything Books with Pictures… Katie Pryde needs your support for Keep Books with Pictures Alive: Donate Now
www.gofundme.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Oh hey the show I wrote on (Wylde Pak) is nominated for an Emmy
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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we NEED to bring this archetypical character back. We've gone too long without lil scrungly guys, society is suffering, young men have nothing to look up to
November 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
November 18, 2025 at 5:35 AM