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Schumer says Democrats would like to ask the ICE agents to please wipe their feet before they extrajudicially invade citizens' homes to murder them
SCHUMER says Democrats are “united” behind three DHS reforms

1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.

2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.

3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
January 29, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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🚨 NON-NEGOTIABLE: Kidnapped children must have access to youtube kids during the ride to the concentration camp
Chuck Schumer just announced demands on DHS to avoid shutdown:
1. End roving patrols, tighten rules on warrants
2. Enforce accountability & unified code of conduct for agents
3. No more masks & require bodycams

There are *already* standards on much of this.

The issue is DHS isn't following them!
January 28, 2026 at 10:54 PM
You can't be a libertarian and an authoritarian at the same time. "Don't tread on me, but definitely tread on that guy" is not an honest political position. That's not any kind of philosophy, it's just being an asshole. The only consistent narrative through-line there is that you're an asshole.
January 28, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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Drew this real quick on the iPad
Solidarity with the Minnesotans
January 26, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Not enough people point out that Mexicans ARE Native Americans. The whole Southwest USA used to BE Mexico, then one day some assholes redrew the maps, and now some other assholes have decided the native fucking inhabitants of this continent no longer belong here. Who are the immigrants?
January 18, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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Any word on WB theatrical releases at different playback speeds? Consumers crave this. Also showings with long flat tables so we can fold laundry.
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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we all got that one homie who's drawn in a different art style
November 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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some fucking kids smashed my like and subscribe buttons
September 28, 2023 at 10:14 PM
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Since the Democrats worked extra hard to hide who actually supported this, I think the No Kings/Resistance position should be to primary every Democrat unless they publicly call for Schumer's ouster this week

Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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There needs to be trials and there needs to be people sent to die in a prison cell. Consequences must fall on the people who issued the orders and those who carried them out. We must make the punishment of these people a national spectacle that will be remembered for generations.
November 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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Zohran has ended his victory speech by summoning and entrapping the spirit of Andrew Cuomo in a Greater Soul Gem. The translucent former governor's mouth hangs open in a pained howl as he writhes within the jewel, but makes no sound.
November 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Minimum demands from here on:
- Abolish ICE immediately
- Prosecute and jail all ICE leaders nationwide, and any ICE goon who can be proven to have violated the Constitution
- Prosecute and jail all Trump administration officials responsible, inc. Cabinet level
- Abolish Dept of Homeland Security
October 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Elton John voice:
It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit
September 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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guy with finite time on earth and thousands of years of human writing available at his fingertips: i wonder what ezra klein wrote today
September 17, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles
"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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at this point if you are still claiming to be "in the center" or "both sides have good points" when one side is sending the thought police to strip people of their citizenship you're either a liar or a moron
September 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
September 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR

MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
September 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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We need to invent a way for people to learn about issues before elections
Highest level of support since Gallup started asking this question a quarter century ago
September 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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It would be great if VFX artists refused to work with directors who lie and say they don't use VFX.

It would also be fascinating to see how their movies would look if they actually didn't have any VFX.
September 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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markets soar as investors realize that mommy didn't actually disappear, she was just hiding behind her hands
April 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Kurt Vonnegut man
April 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM