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my grandparents drank from "coloreds only" water fountains
people born in america probably don’t realize how cool america used to be. the death of US soft power is going to have long term consequences we are only beginning to see
February 11, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)

WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.

SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
February 8, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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[Sucking up to God] All things are beautiful. I love life.
February 6, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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It’s cool that we have to endure this indignity because the press finds it entertaining and voters are morons
Trump at the National Prayer Breakfast: "I don't know how a person of faith can vote for a Democrat. I really don't. *crowd groans* I know we have some here today. I don't know why they're here, because they certainly don't give us their vote ... they cheat."
February 5, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things
February 4, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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(seeing AI image of Epstein in a turtleneck) is it just me or does he, despite everything, have an air of ultra-refined aristocracy to him...
February 4, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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the Epstein files make it very clear why the MeToo backlash was so extreme and why so much of elite society preferred Donald Trump ruling us like a king to the barest hint of accountability
February 1, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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It's really cool that you are part of the reason why Trump is back in office. I hope you're proud of yourself. Look at all this shit, man. Look at it. This is worse than an aging Biden? Wow.
DOJ has since killed this link. This is what was there:
January 30, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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The sheer scale of a billion dollars can be hard to understand. Let me put it in perspective for you. You would have to earn a dollar a day for a billion days straight to have that much money.
January 30, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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*black people are yelling about being sick of our people getting executed*

“Omg, this is just like those annoying vegans.”
Counterpoint: maybe the next time someone goes vegan, I will just shout "SOME OF US HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS" at them and see how it goes.
January 26, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 2:10 PM
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Green chun li
#StreetFighter
October 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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two different approaches to drawing asuka
January 20, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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i think if i abandoned all my responsibilities and went to live in a cave for six months it would fix me. i would absolutely not spend my time in the cave recreating all the same problems as in the outside world. i would handle it
January 20, 2026 at 6:29 AM
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
It brings me immense joy to know that the demonic shitheads running the US government can't outrun their past as bullied little freaks. No matter how much pain they inflict on the "other" it won't fix that. Still begging for approval, still the same blubbering dweeb at the end of all the posturing.
January 16, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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here at cbs news, we are undertaking a mission to tell the kind of stories that for too long have gone untold, like how cops are badass and white people have never done anything wrong
January 14, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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recreating lib cringe from first principles. this movement is finished
January 14, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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SEOUL, Jan 13 (Reuters) - South Korea's special prosecutor on Tuesday requested the death penalty for former president Yoon Suk Yeol on charges of insurrection over his brief imposition of martial law in December 2024.
January 13, 2026 at 12:45 PM
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once again shoutout to every dipshit who insisted it was hysterical to talk about trump and white supremacy in the same breath www.rawstory.com/trump-267487...
Trump appalls with attack on Civil Rights Act: 'White people very badly treated'
Critics pounced on President Donald Trump Monday after he complained to the New York Times that the Civil Rights Act – the landmark 1964 legislation that outlawed racial discrimination – was “unfair i...
www.rawstory.com
January 12, 2026 at 2:51 PM