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jeffrey wright you're so evil you are one evil motherfucker but damn if you aren't magnetic on screen at all times
January 10, 2026 at 6:46 PM
jeffrey wright you're so evil you are one evil motherfucker but damn if you aren't magnetic on screen at all times
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what i saw on that video was exactly what ive seen right wingers say theyve wanted to do to us for years
January 9, 2026 at 7:20 PM
what i saw on that video was exactly what ive seen right wingers say theyve wanted to do to us for years
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per my point about the mercator projection being the root of this whole thing
Why is Trump fixated on Greenland? @sbg1.bsky.social recalls what he told us in 2021: "I said, 'Why don’t we have that?' You take a look at a map...I love maps. And I always said 'Look at the size of this, it’s massive and that should be part of the United States.'" www.newyorker.com/news/letter-...
Why Donald Trump Wants Greenland (and Everything Else)
There’s no Trump Doctrine, just a map of the world that the President wants to write his name on in big gold letters.
www.newyorker.com
January 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
per my point about the mercator projection being the root of this whole thing
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He has…sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
January 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
He has…sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
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losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
January 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
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Editorial in the National Catholic Reporter: "The vice president's comments justifying the death of Renee Good are a moral stain on the collective witness of our Catholic faith. His repeated attempts to blame Good for her own death are fundamentally incompatible with the Gospel."
Catholic Vice President Vance takes to social media to justify killing of Renee Good
After the tragic shooting of Renee Good at the hands of ICE, the Catholic vice president of the United States took to social media to justify the killing.
www.ncronline.org
January 8, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Editorial in the National Catholic Reporter: "The vice president's comments justifying the death of Renee Good are a moral stain on the collective witness of our Catholic faith. His repeated attempts to blame Good for her own death are fundamentally incompatible with the Gospel."
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Ten years in and NYT still can't help but be awestruck by the tyrant and his appetites:
January 8, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Ten years in and NYT still can't help but be awestruck by the tyrant and his appetites:
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NAW, when asked if he'd ever seen somebody traded mid-game, "Yeah, me."
January 8, 2026 at 4:12 AM
NAW, when asked if he'd ever seen somebody traded mid-game, "Yeah, me."
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It was christmas 🙏
January 6, 2026 at 4:02 PM
It was christmas 🙏
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“He was a dictator” fat nazis in plate carriers abduct your neighbors from the parking lot of target and send them to gulags.
January 3, 2026 at 10:17 PM
“He was a dictator” fat nazis in plate carriers abduct your neighbors from the parking lot of target and send them to gulags.
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
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The same editorial board described Seattle’s mayor raising taxes to pay for childcare as a totalitarian power grab
The Washington Post editorial board comes out in favor of the Venezuela attack/operation to capture Maduro
January 3, 2026 at 5:51 PM
The same editorial board described Seattle’s mayor raising taxes to pay for childcare as a totalitarian power grab
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Danny Wolf bricked a shot so badly it hit Kevin Durant in the face. Durant let him know, audibly saying, "Trash-ass miss, Wolf."
ROFL
ROFL
January 2, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Danny Wolf bricked a shot so badly it hit Kevin Durant in the face. Durant let him know, audibly saying, "Trash-ass miss, Wolf."
ROFL
ROFL
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Patrick Warburton and his sons recite Kronk lines from ‘The Emperor's New Groove’ in honor of the film's 25th anniversary
December 17, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Patrick Warburton and his sons recite Kronk lines from ‘The Emperor's New Groove’ in honor of the film's 25th anniversary
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I don't want to believe it. Let's hope Rob Reiner killed some other elderly couple.
December 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I don't want to believe it. Let's hope Rob Reiner killed some other elderly couple.
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
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Americans are stupid disgusting cattle. Which I revere as holy.
October 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Americans are stupid disgusting cattle. Which I revere as holy.
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they do, but most people I've brought it up to this week didn't know it was happening. It's kept off people's algorithmic feeds & local news broadcasts aren't talking about it. It's kind of like every other horrific thing they're doing! people are horrified when they find out! IF THEY FIND OUT
do you think normies care about the East Wing being demolished?
October 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
they do, but most people I've brought it up to this week didn't know it was happening. It's kept off people's algorithmic feeds & local news broadcasts aren't talking about it. It's kind of like every other horrific thing they're doing! people are horrified when they find out! IF THEY FIND OUT
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It's hard to help Americans left behind because so much of US identity is rooted in individualism. The average American conservative holds all three positions at once:
— Virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing
— Against raising the minimum wage
— Buys foreign imports because they're cheap
— Virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing
— Against raising the minimum wage
— Buys foreign imports because they're cheap
October 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
It's hard to help Americans left behind because so much of US identity is rooted in individualism. The average American conservative holds all three positions at once:
— Virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing
— Against raising the minimum wage
— Buys foreign imports because they're cheap
— Virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing
— Against raising the minimum wage
— Buys foreign imports because they're cheap
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150,000 people march for justice) Libs gonna lib
(four idiots mad at Super Bowl) Get the biggest font possible
(four idiots mad at Super Bowl) Get the biggest font possible
October 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
150,000 people march for justice) Libs gonna lib
(four idiots mad at Super Bowl) Get the biggest font possible
(four idiots mad at Super Bowl) Get the biggest font possible
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Man’s Bloodstream Enjoys Hour-Long Intermission Between Coffee, Alcohol Blitzes https://theonion.com/man-s-bloodstream-enjoys-hour-long-intermission-between-1819577580/
September 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Man’s Bloodstream Enjoys Hour-Long Intermission Between Coffee, Alcohol Blitzes https://theonion.com/man-s-bloodstream-enjoys-hour-long-intermission-between-1819577580/
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People keep saying the shooter's aim from 200 yards away was incredibly accurate. But he actually intended to commit suicide.
September 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
People keep saying the shooter's aim from 200 yards away was incredibly accurate. But he actually intended to commit suicide.
Guy who cries real human tears about the "downfall of the west" every time there's a black guy in a burger ad: "this will cause civil war..."
September 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Guy who cries real human tears about the "downfall of the west" every time there's a black guy in a burger ad: "this will cause civil war..."