Carter Edman
@carteredman.bsky.social
Architect. Biker. Bonsai guy.
They should make a sequel to Elf and call it Zwölf
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
They should make a sequel to Elf and call it Zwölf
Reposted by Carter Edman
“It is in the interest of tyrants to reduce the people to ignorance and vice. For they cannot live in a country where virtue and knowledge prevail.”
~Attributed to Samuel Adams.
Image: Samuel Adams portrait by John Singleton Copley. Public domain.
~Attributed to Samuel Adams.
Image: Samuel Adams portrait by John Singleton Copley. Public domain.
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 PM
“It is in the interest of tyrants to reduce the people to ignorance and vice. For they cannot live in a country where virtue and knowledge prevail.”
~Attributed to Samuel Adams.
Image: Samuel Adams portrait by John Singleton Copley. Public domain.
~Attributed to Samuel Adams.
Image: Samuel Adams portrait by John Singleton Copley. Public domain.
Today in Neolithic topless bar news
www.science.org/content/arti...
www.science.org/content/arti...
Headless bodies hint at why Europe’s first farmers vanished
Wave of mass brutality accompanied the collapse of the first pan-European culture
www.science.org
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Today in Neolithic topless bar news
www.science.org/content/arti...
www.science.org/content/arti...
Reposted by Carter Edman
Black Friday
Greige Saturday
Day Drinking Sunday
Cyber Monday
Giving/Taco Tuesday
Wine Down Wednesday
Throes of Regret Thursday
Freaky Friday
Socially Awkward Saturday
Sunday That's My Funday
Monday Monday (So Good to Me)
Maybe Tuesday Will Be My Good News Day
Greige Saturday
Day Drinking Sunday
Cyber Monday
Giving/Taco Tuesday
Wine Down Wednesday
Throes of Regret Thursday
Freaky Friday
Socially Awkward Saturday
Sunday That's My Funday
Monday Monday (So Good to Me)
Maybe Tuesday Will Be My Good News Day
November 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Black Friday
Greige Saturday
Day Drinking Sunday
Cyber Monday
Giving/Taco Tuesday
Wine Down Wednesday
Throes of Regret Thursday
Freaky Friday
Socially Awkward Saturday
Sunday That's My Funday
Monday Monday (So Good to Me)
Maybe Tuesday Will Be My Good News Day
Greige Saturday
Day Drinking Sunday
Cyber Monday
Giving/Taco Tuesday
Wine Down Wednesday
Throes of Regret Thursday
Freaky Friday
Socially Awkward Saturday
Sunday That's My Funday
Monday Monday (So Good to Me)
Maybe Tuesday Will Be My Good News Day
Happy World Linguistics Day from Willoughby, Ohio!
Happy World Linguistics Day from Montreal, Canada!
(I wonder how many different places we can get world linguistics day wishes from this year!)
(I wonder how many different places we can get world linguistics day wishes from this year!)
Happy World Linguistics Day from Melbourne, Australia!
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Happy World Linguistics Day from Willoughby, Ohio!
I can't believe they didn't call it 2topia
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I can't believe they didn't call it 2topia
Reposted by Carter Edman
This is identical to Russia invading Ukraine. Illegally invading a country for their resources and likely killing thousands—if not more—is immoral and should not be supported by anyone with any shred of moral conscience.
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This is identical to Russia invading Ukraine. Illegally invading a country for their resources and likely killing thousands—if not more—is immoral and should not be supported by anyone with any shred of moral conscience.
The horror, the horror, Charlie Brown
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The horror, the horror, Charlie Brown
Ea-Nasir sold you inferior copper?
Problematic Bronze Age gap
Problematic Bronze Age gap
Your tiger is out?
Problematic cage gap
Problematic cage gap
Your thanksgiving stuffing doesn’t taste right?
Problematic sage gap.
Problematic sage gap.
November 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Ea-Nasir sold you inferior copper?
Problematic Bronze Age gap
Problematic Bronze Age gap
Reposted by Carter Edman
This is a zone of judgment.
And I judge you... as pretty cool. Good job on being yourself.
And I judge you... as pretty cool. Good job on being yourself.
November 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This is a zone of judgment.
And I judge you... as pretty cool. Good job on being yourself.
And I judge you... as pretty cool. Good job on being yourself.
November 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This is why I schedule all my meetings for October 10, 1582
In 1582, a papal bull introduced the Gregorian calendar, still used today by most of the world. Because it’s 11 days ahead of the Julian calendar, countries introducing it simply skipped a third of October, and if you scroll back far enough in the iPhone calendar app you can see it change
November 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This is why I schedule all my meetings for October 10, 1582
How does Green Giant have the same tag line as Santa?
How did the PTO approve that?
How did the PTO approve that?
November 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
How does Green Giant have the same tag line as Santa?
How did the PTO approve that?
How did the PTO approve that?
🚨 NEW BUNNY JUST DROPPED! 🚨
Timeline cleanse: Yesterday I was introduced to the teporingo (volcano rabbit) — it’s like a rabbit crossed with a pika and is only found on Popocatépetl and three of the other volcanoes near Mexico City: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volcano...
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
🚨 NEW BUNNY JUST DROPPED! 🚨
Reposted by Carter Edman
I look at the world, at the forests and the mountains here, the sky, and it's all right, as it should be. But we aren't. People aren't. We're wrong. We do wrong. No animal does wrong. How could they? But we can, and we do. And we never stop.
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I look at the world, at the forests and the mountains here, the sky, and it's all right, as it should be. But we aren't. People aren't. We're wrong. We do wrong. No animal does wrong. How could they? But we can, and we do. And we never stop.
Betty would have loved this
November 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Betty would have loved this
Reposted by Carter Edman
BREAKING: The mitochondria have released a statement they are ending their long running symbiotic relationship with humans, citing "increasingly poor use of the energy we provide".
October 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
BREAKING: The mitochondria have released a statement they are ending their long running symbiotic relationship with humans, citing "increasingly poor use of the energy we provide".
The US is choosing to be left behind.
The US is the world's largest oil and gas producer. Yet, "China is now making more money from exporting green technology than America makes from exporting fossil fuels."
China’s clean-energy revolution will reshape markets and politics
The world’s biggest manufacturer now has an interest in the world decarbonising
www.economist.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:18 PM
The US is choosing to be left behind.
Does anybody make a taco shell with a reinforced crotch for extra moistness?
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Does anybody make a taco shell with a reinforced crotch for extra moistness?
Charles Ives, perhaps America's greatest composer, sold life insurance
Reminder (for myself as much as anyone): having to work a day job has no bearing on whether or not you’re a “real artist”.
November 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Charles Ives, perhaps America's greatest composer, sold life insurance
Since we're clearly not enforcing the prime directive, we might add well repeal it
what star trek political opinion would you have if you lived in universe? would you still be weird about the xindi? would you be one of the people who protests the Klingon embassy in Paris? Me, i'd be a borg truther
November 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Since we're clearly not enforcing the prime directive, we might add well repeal it
'I could smell the onions and the mustard'
November 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
'I could smell the onions and the mustard'