cass cooper | in my cryptid era 🦑
@cassferatu.bsky.social
a queer aussie in los angeles. future tv writer, ghost aficionado, consumer of french toast, maker of things, & arch-nemesis of my past self.
let’s go kraken & dodgers babeyyy 🏒⚾️✨
if i ever stop posting about dean winchester, something is gravely wrong.
let’s go kraken & dodgers babeyyy 🏒⚾️✨
if i ever stop posting about dean winchester, something is gravely wrong.
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well here's the official version for people who want the nfl to be fully aware that we are watching it repeatedly youtu.be/G6FuWd4wNd8?...
Bad Bunny's Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show
YouTube video by NFL
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 5:43 AM
well here's the official version for people who want the nfl to be fully aware that we are watching it repeatedly youtu.be/G6FuWd4wNd8?...
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Ayayay.
No, Bad Bunny didn’t sing in Spanish out of spite. He sang in Spanish because he always sings in Spanish. All his songs are in Spanish.
If I’m talking on the phone in Spanish, I’m not dissing you, I’m talking to my Mami.
Being bilingual is a superpower. More kids should have it.
No, Bad Bunny didn’t sing in Spanish out of spite. He sang in Spanish because he always sings in Spanish. All his songs are in Spanish.
If I’m talking on the phone in Spanish, I’m not dissing you, I’m talking to my Mami.
Being bilingual is a superpower. More kids should have it.
February 9, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Ayayay.
No, Bad Bunny didn’t sing in Spanish out of spite. He sang in Spanish because he always sings in Spanish. All his songs are in Spanish.
If I’m talking on the phone in Spanish, I’m not dissing you, I’m talking to my Mami.
Being bilingual is a superpower. More kids should have it.
No, Bad Bunny didn’t sing in Spanish out of spite. He sang in Spanish because he always sings in Spanish. All his songs are in Spanish.
If I’m talking on the phone in Spanish, I’m not dissing you, I’m talking to my Mami.
Being bilingual is a superpower. More kids should have it.
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Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming
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thank you bad bunny for allowing all the thirty eight year olds on bluesky to do the leo pointing meme at the television
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
thank you bad bunny for allowing all the thirty eight year olds on bluesky to do the leo pointing meme at the television
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Remember that under the first Trump administration, Puerto Rico had to suffer through the longest power blackout in U.S. history bsky.app/profile/cost...
During his Administration, Hurricane Maria knocked out power to 1.5 million people in Puerto Rico and it didn’t get restored for ABOUT A YEAR! It was the largest blackout in U.S. history. This should be line one of any hurricane recovery political coverage. www.vox.com/identities/2...
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Remember that under the first Trump administration, Puerto Rico had to suffer through the longest power blackout in U.S. history bsky.app/profile/cost...
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The way I clapped for Honduras!
Look, man said America is two continents. Not one country.
Look, man said America is two continents. Not one country.
"God Bless America:" then he lists most of the countries in the hemisphere starting with Chile I think? this rules
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
The way I clapped for Honduras!
Look, man said America is two continents. Not one country.
Look, man said America is two continents. Not one country.
The lack of basic media literacy required to so confidently make a statement like this would be bad enough from a random person on the street--it's downright embarrassing from a media platform.
Green Day avoids making political statement during Super Bowl 2026 opening performance
Green Day avoids making political statement during Super Bowl 2026 opening performance
A rocking start to the Super Bowl.
pagesix.com
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
The lack of basic media literacy required to so confidently make a statement like this would be bad enough from a random person on the street--it's downright embarrassing from a media platform.
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got what we needed tbh, green day kicked off w/ anti-war and ended with for-the-love-of-god-think-for-yourselves
ok fuck 'em up Billie idc
February 8, 2026 at 11:11 PM
got what we needed tbh, green day kicked off w/ anti-war and ended with for-the-love-of-god-think-for-yourselves
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90% sure she's the woman whose ads I got on Instagram a year or so ago promising a hack to produce lots of books in a short time period and make lots of money.
To be very clear, that lady in the NYT article is not making any money with her hundreds of AI slop books.
She makes money by *convincing people* she makes money that way and getting them to pay her to teach them how to do it.
It's an evolved MLM, and the NYT is helping market it.
She makes money by *convincing people* she makes money that way and getting them to pay her to teach them how to do it.
It's an evolved MLM, and the NYT is helping market it.
February 8, 2026 at 10:51 PM
90% sure she's the woman whose ads I got on Instagram a year or so ago promising a hack to produce lots of books in a short time period and make lots of money.
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while i'm at it, as ever, bring back 23 episode seasons
I've been rewatching old network shows and you know what, i'm gonna say it, i miss 23 ep seasons. I do!! Let me sit with stuff, give me some filler eps, let me have eps that are just there to build character moments, i miss it!!
The Penguin is really good, I’m glad I watched it, but my god am I fucking over the eight episode miniseries format. Leads to writing problems and pacing problems every time.
February 8, 2026 at 10:07 PM
while i'm at it, as ever, bring back 23 episode seasons
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Where did I go wrong, what was forgot
Somewhere in the Costco parking lot
And I could've had so much lox
Had I known
Somewhere in the Costco parking lot
And I could've had so much lox
Had I known
February 8, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Where did I go wrong, what was forgot
Somewhere in the Costco parking lot
And I could've had so much lox
Had I known
Somewhere in the Costco parking lot
And I could've had so much lox
Had I known
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Creatives: It's been a rough day and nothing can fix it.
Someone: I like that thing you created.
Creatives: [happily sobbing, weeping, wailing even]
Someone: I like that thing you created.
Creatives: [happily sobbing, weeping, wailing even]
June 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Creatives: It's been a rough day and nothing can fix it.
Someone: I like that thing you created.
Creatives: [happily sobbing, weeping, wailing even]
Someone: I like that thing you created.
Creatives: [happily sobbing, weeping, wailing even]
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The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children
“We cannot just abolish ICE!”
Bestie, you are older than ICE.
Bestie, you are older than ICE.
February 8, 2026 at 3:59 PM
The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children
Just when I thought the people who stole my decade-old fanfic, changed the names, and sold it on amazon were the laziest and most creatively bankrupt losers on earth, people like this slopsmith pipe up like, “Hold my beer.”
fuck this lady, fuck the nyt reporter, fuck all of this. fuck amazon for introducing the KU page read model that makes this possible, fuck our tech overlords.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/08/b...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/08/b...
The New Fabio Is Claude
www.nytimes.com
February 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Just when I thought the people who stole my decade-old fanfic, changed the names, and sold it on amazon were the laziest and most creatively bankrupt losers on earth, people like this slopsmith pipe up like, “Hold my beer.”
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You’re not crazy. The anti-trans movement is not organic; it was funded by pedophilic billionaires like Jeffrey Epstein who backed a network of conservatives to accuse the same people they were sexually abusing of being the real danger. @madycast.com exposes the truth in our in-depth report.
Epstein Backed ‘Billionaires’ Dinner’ Network of Prominent Anti-Trans Figures
Lawrence Krauss, Richard Dawkins, Steven Pinker and other anti-trans influencers personally benefited from a right-wing academic social group backed by infamous human trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, somet...
transnews.network
February 6, 2026 at 8:12 PM
You’re not crazy. The anti-trans movement is not organic; it was funded by pedophilic billionaires like Jeffrey Epstein who backed a network of conservatives to accuse the same people they were sexually abusing of being the real danger. @madycast.com exposes the truth in our in-depth report.
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Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
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Just because good news is worth celebrating:
There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.
HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.
HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
February 7, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Just because good news is worth celebrating:
There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.
HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.
HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
I fell headfirst down the Heated Rivalry rabbit-hole over the holidays, but I had too many other projects to focus on to do as much online yelling as I would've liked. Well... I still have far too many projects, but @assortedpuzzlepcs.bsky.social and I went and did a thing anyway. Enjoy ✨
February 7, 2026 at 3:59 AM
I fell headfirst down the Heated Rivalry rabbit-hole over the holidays, but I had too many other projects to focus on to do as much online yelling as I would've liked. Well... I still have far too many projects, but @assortedpuzzlepcs.bsky.social and I went and did a thing anyway. Enjoy ✨
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IT'S HERE!!
@cassferatu.bsky.social and I are SO thrilled to finally make this announcement!
If you love this show and are looking for more fan discussion about what makes it so amazing, this is for you!
@cassferatu.bsky.social and I are SO thrilled to finally make this announcement!
If you love this show and are looking for more fan discussion about what makes it so amazing, this is for you!
Hi friends!! Lucia & Cass here!
We are so excited to announce our new podcast, Heated Revelry! We will be covering all things Heated Rivalry and the Game Changers Universe!
Our first episode, covering Season 1, Episode 1 is officially up now!
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We are so excited to announce our new podcast, Heated Revelry! We will be covering all things Heated Rivalry and the Game Changers Universe!
Our first episode, covering Season 1, Episode 1 is officially up now!
rss.com/podcasts/hea...
Episode 1 | Podcast Episode on RSS.com
Hi friends!Music: "Close To You" by Hotham is licensed under a Attribution 4.0 International License via freemusicarchive.org
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February 7, 2026 at 1:04 AM
IT'S HERE!!
@cassferatu.bsky.social and I are SO thrilled to finally make this announcement!
If you love this show and are looking for more fan discussion about what makes it so amazing, this is for you!
@cassferatu.bsky.social and I are SO thrilled to finally make this announcement!
If you love this show and are looking for more fan discussion about what makes it so amazing, this is for you!
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Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild
February 6, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild
You simply love to hear it 😌
I'm at the Olympics and the entire stadium booed JD Vance. 😌
February 6, 2026 at 9:20 PM
You simply love to hear it 😌
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go off jack white
February 6, 2026 at 7:24 PM
go off jack white
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1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.