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lately I have been living my life as if it's around 400 AD: the hegemonic empire that dominated my possibility space for most of my life is in an unarrestable and active decline, and I'm not gonna bother factoring its potential recovery and ability to find and hurt me at a distance into my anxieties
January 2, 2026 at 7:58 AM
lately I have been living my life as if it's around 400 AD: the hegemonic empire that dominated my possibility space for most of my life is in an unarrestable and active decline, and I'm not gonna bother factoring its potential recovery and ability to find and hurt me at a distance into my anxieties
God I love social media so much. I will never be able to log off and this is why
January 2, 2026 at 3:36 PM
God I love social media so much. I will never be able to log off and this is why
Good news, looks like the obliterated research grants for American universities are coming back, but now focused on better meeting the needs of students and employers:
Computer, show me the least important information
December 31, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Good news, looks like the obliterated research grants for American universities are coming back, but now focused on better meeting the needs of students and employers:
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Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"
December 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"
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Don’t have to ask me twice!
December 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Don’t have to ask me twice!
'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this' 🧵👇
December 20, 2025 at 7:47 AM
'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this' 🧵👇
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attention everyone. we've got a live one here.
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
attention everyone. we've got a live one here.
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do they put a qr code for bluesky up on nursing home bulletin boards or something
December 2, 2025 at 7:20 AM
do they put a qr code for bluesky up on nursing home bulletin boards or something
in Korean “mong” is the term for a temporary moment of vacant empty-headedness. It can be used as an adjective “I feel mong” or as an exclamation like when someone asks you a question and you’re unable to produce a response so you just say “mong”
quote this post with a fun word you know that other people might not know. can be in any language
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
in Korean “mong” is the term for a temporary moment of vacant empty-headedness. It can be used as an adjective “I feel mong” or as an exclamation like when someone asks you a question and you’re unable to produce a response so you just say “mong”
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Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
October 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
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twitter this last week
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
twitter this last week
I don't know what to tell you if you don't think your relatives' badly prepared Thanksgiving feast is not one of the best meals of the year.
I genuinely, unironically LOVE dry-ass turkey, it's a great texture. As soon as they start complaining about how it turned out I know I'm in for a treat
I genuinely, unironically LOVE dry-ass turkey, it's a great texture. As soon as they start complaining about how it turned out I know I'm in for a treat
Lot of talk about if thanksgiving food is good. This is nonsense. Just as cigarettes are nicotine delivery devices, thanksgiving food is a gravy delivery device. Get the gravy right and nothing else matters.
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I don't know what to tell you if you don't think your relatives' badly prepared Thanksgiving feast is not one of the best meals of the year.
I genuinely, unironically LOVE dry-ass turkey, it's a great texture. As soon as they start complaining about how it turned out I know I'm in for a treat
I genuinely, unironically LOVE dry-ass turkey, it's a great texture. As soon as they start complaining about how it turned out I know I'm in for a treat
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No offense but maybe the worst group of people you could have asked
November 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
No offense but maybe the worst group of people you could have asked
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Hamilton is on the same level of those VHS tapes they played for us in elementary school that taught us to respect our teachers thru rapping
are we allowed to talk about how Hamilton is good again yet or is that still, like, off limits
November 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Hamilton is on the same level of those VHS tapes they played for us in elementary school that taught us to respect our teachers thru rapping
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If you don't like my crank opinions about music, you are correct. In order to contextualize them, you should know two things about me:
1. I hate fun.
2. I think art, even at its silliest or most seemingly insubstantial, should always be a painful harrowing of the soul.
1. I hate fun.
2. I think art, even at its silliest or most seemingly insubstantial, should always be a painful harrowing of the soul.
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
If you don't like my crank opinions about music, you are correct. In order to contextualize them, you should know two things about me:
1. I hate fun.
2. I think art, even at its silliest or most seemingly insubstantial, should always be a painful harrowing of the soul.
1. I hate fun.
2. I think art, even at its silliest or most seemingly insubstantial, should always be a painful harrowing of the soul.
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[to mafia thugs extorting me in a “protection” racket] excuse me, but you took an oath to protect me
October 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
[to mafia thugs extorting me in a “protection” racket] excuse me, but you took an oath to protect me
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Almost nothing makes me laugh as hard as @itsdings.bsky.social movie reviews
October 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Almost nothing makes me laugh as hard as @itsdings.bsky.social movie reviews
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Bisexuals should do gender reveals for their partners
October 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Bisexuals should do gender reveals for their partners