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You've never heard of me, and if you say you have, I've got only one question: Who gave you this address, mom?

He/him.
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Milton Caniff's last page on the comic strip Terry and the Pirates, which was published on December 29, 1946.
December 29, 2025 at 12:43 PM
The best way to understand what they took from you is to watch The Wizard of Oz (1939).

Things you'll see:
-Ruby slippers
-Helpful talking scarecrows
-Everyone singing all the time
-Farmhouses falling from the sky to crush your enemies
-The Lollipop Guild
Fascists truly cannot distinguish fiction from reality

This has ELEVEN THOUSAND likes on the hellsite
December 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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The Port Huron Times Herald
December 28,1915
December 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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How I'm walking out of 2025
December 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
A Frank Sinatra quote is floating around in response to Steven Miller showing his asshole ignorance yet again, but you've been on the socials too long and have been burned too many times to not be suspicious.

So let me be your friend today. The quote's legit, and I have receipts.
December 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Considering that it's easier to change your Social Security number than the Gmail address attached to your longstanding account, this is an unexpectedly welcome turn of events.
Google says it is 'gradually rolling out' option to change your @gmail.com address
Google says on a support page that it is "gradually rolling out" a new change allowing users to change their Gmail address.
9to5google.com
December 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Remember how all the people with cooler heads said comparing them with nazis was being hysterical
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.

Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.

"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.

"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.

Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Out Our Way by J.R. Williams, December 23, 1939.
#MerryChristmas #HappyHolidays #1930sComicStrips
December 25, 2024 at 2:55 AM
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
(Blow me down.)
December 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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This is a really good point that I had not run into before: these "creators" have no further insight into their alleged creation than the average audience member and that is why it cannot be called art (besides all the other obvious reasons).
December 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Merry Christmas to everyone, even the squids and the whales
December 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Today is the day a very special man was born, sent to us many years ago to tell fantastic tales and bring messages of peace and understanding. Happy birthday Rod Serling!
December 25, 2024 at 10:26 AM
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Remember that the holiday season can be hard for those who have lost loved ones, like President Trump losing Jeffrey Epstein after he had him killed.
December 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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MERRY CHRISTMAS! Alas, last night we lost cell service, WiFi, and half your gifts because Santa got really involved in a Yankee Swap during our ride. But we wish you the happiest of holidays!
December 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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One fun thing about the Japanese is we love the FUCK out of Christmas and have only the loosest concept of what is going on
Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.

As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
December 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
NP: Lofi cats to yule to.
my memories may fade, but I'll never forget
YouTube video by GAKHED
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December 25, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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MeTV Toons is airing holiday-themed cartoons until 11pm ET.

So far they've played classic shorts from MGM, Warner Bros., Universal, and Columbia, including rarities I haven't seen before. #FilmSky #Animation #ChristmasEve
December 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Make sure to be asleep before Santa arrives. Otherwise he’ll ask you if he can still make things work with Angie. Then you’ll ask “Who’s Angie?” Then there go three hours of your life.
December 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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With only hours to go we're still frantically, blindly making gifts with whatever supplies we have left. So if you get two twigs wrapped with a cable tie, please see it for the Leatherman multitool we thought we were making.
December 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Today, for the first time since I started paying attention, the Tesla lot I occasionally drive past was NOT packed with unsold Cybertrucks. I think they've all finally been called back to the mothership. #BeOfGoodCheer
my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)
December 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Santa has started loading the sleigh—before we could put name tags on the gifts. So if you get something four sizes too big or you’re deathly allergic to, you can return it for your actual gift Dec. 26–30, 1–4 am, in person at the North Pole.
December 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM