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Chuck
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Former technician in the Panamanian nuclear arms program

Current applicant for the Canadian Foreign Legion
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did congress have scheduled posts thinking he was gonna declare a war
Let me be clear: Congress authorizes any military action into Venezuela, not the president. I'll keep holding the Administration accountable for their actions.
December 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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I am reminded of Lincoln's famous letter to Joshua Speed in 1855
quod.lib.umich.edu/l/lincoln/li...
December 17, 2025 at 12:40 PM
That is either an impressive knowledge of the history of your craft by the photographer.

Or it was Stephen Miller’s idea of a glamour shot
The Vanity Fair photographer knew what he was doing. (I doubt I’m the first to notice this but it hasn’t graced my TL)
December 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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I know what this means but in the moment I imagined it meant “not in captivity”
December 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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God Bless America
the rest of the country is going to get these in a few years and they're going to blow you the fuck away
December 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Probably the single most important rule of writing is that you need to know the rules well enough to know when and why you're breaking them. Doing it by accident is almost never going to work out; doing it on purpose and with reason is the key to all great writing, imo
Essentially none of the actual best legal writing follows the cookie-cutter formula that they try to teach you to write in 🤷‍♂️
December 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
It’s very considerate of them to state that it’s a bribe so clearly. It will make the prosecutions of both sides of the transaction much easier
trumpcard.gov is live and the million dollar fees are all referred to as “gifts” or “contributions” to an undisclosed party lol
December 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
December 13, 2025 at 10:49 AM
My comment on Wake Up Dead Man.

Nico Hoerner: Movie Star
December 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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for too long, the left wing in this nation has put forward only candidates who represent the "young and cool" or "curmudgeonly" identity groups

finally, lame middle-aged left-wing parents have a candidate we can see ourselves in
I’m running for Congress because we need leaders who will fight, not fold. I recognize this moment, and I’m ready to meet it. #FightDontFold #LanderForNYC #LanderForCongress
December 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Tony Freitas is an MiLB pitching legend. His 342 career Ws are fourth best ever. He struck out Babe Ruth, he went 17 innings against Dizzy Dean.

Oh, and there's that time he got let out of jail, pitched a complete game, and then went back to jail again.
www.mlb.com/news/tony-fr...
The pitcher who was let out of jail, threw a complete game, then went back to jail
By 1931, the Marin County court system was sick of dealing with Tony Freitas. Sure, the young pitcher for the Pacific Coast League's Sacramento Senators was becoming a star. He went 19-6 with a 3.24 E...
www.mlb.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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It's the 160th anniversary of the United States' refounding, the ratification of the 13th Amendment.
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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the weak should fear the strong
It kinda rules that the “WAGTFKY” government is being bullied by a 5 foot tall pop star
December 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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WeRateDogs would give this guy a 4/10
December 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Perfect mascot for the men's team. A creature that aimlessly ball-chases
US Soccer has a new mascot, and I'll be honest: I find this dog very untrustworthy
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Tropical fruit. I may be a simple man, but turning up the heat a few degrees so it’s comfortable in shorts and barefoot and eating tropical fruit while it’s freezing outside.

A real treat. Luxury that would have had you labeled a mad king in medieval times, and it only costs like $30.
anyway, enough of depressing and enraging shit for me tonight. what are your top five stocking stuffers, we are doing stockings over the mantle for the first time this year.
December 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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oh my god
Senator Kelly is correct.

Plus a Public Service Announcement:

KEY section of Department of Defense's Law of War Manual is 18.3.2.1.

The VERY rule on the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders gives as its paradigmatic example of what is "clearly illegal:
"orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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I smoke weed *to* forget the cranberry sauce.
remember, folks,
November 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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it’s about damn time we got hoverdogs
This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I added chili powder and cinnamon to my candied sweet potatoes. It’s still a dessert that does not belong on the dinner table of a respectable adult, but….. wow it improves the dish.
I am in the Midwest and I’m about to experience something for the first time ever. I am from New Mexico. This is exotic and it is thrilling
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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I've long wondered if Jack White knows how much Seven Nation Army has become a sports chant, and if so, what he thinks about it.

Learned today the answers are yes and positively.
November 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If you were going to do this, the obvious way to go would be Trumpublican

This is his whole administration in miniature. Dumb concepts executed poorly
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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brb preparing my 2028 presidential platform of rebooting Better off Ted and Pushing Daisies
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM