Chuck
@chuckrudolph.bsky.social
Former technician in the Panamanian nuclear arms program
Current applicant for the Canadian Foreign Legion
Pinned
Reposted by Chuck
God Bless America
the rest of the country is going to get these in a few years and they're going to blow you the fuck away
December 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
God Bless America
Reposted by Chuck
cicero was basically piers morgan. sorry but it’s true.
It's so funny when people idolize Roman aristocrats like Cicero, Caesar, and Sulla, because reading the primary sources about them makes it clear they were catty bitches who insulted each other by gossiping about the shame of a rival's grandpa owning a rope-making business and a bakery
December 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
cicero was basically piers morgan. sorry but it’s true.
Reposted by Chuck
Probably the single most important rule of writing is that you need to know the rules well enough to know when and why you're breaking them. Doing it by accident is almost never going to work out; doing it on purpose and with reason is the key to all great writing, imo
Essentially none of the actual best legal writing follows the cookie-cutter formula that they try to teach you to write in 🤷♂️
December 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Probably the single most important rule of writing is that you need to know the rules well enough to know when and why you're breaking them. Doing it by accident is almost never going to work out; doing it on purpose and with reason is the key to all great writing, imo
It’s very considerate of them to state that it’s a bribe so clearly. It will make the prosecutions of both sides of the transaction much easier
trumpcard.gov is live and the million dollar fees are all referred to as “gifts” or “contributions” to an undisclosed party lol
December 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
It’s very considerate of them to state that it’s a bribe so clearly. It will make the prosecutions of both sides of the transaction much easier
Reposted by Chuck
My comment on Wake Up Dead Man.
Nico Hoerner: Movie Star
Nico Hoerner: Movie Star
December 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
My comment on Wake Up Dead Man.
Nico Hoerner: Movie Star
Nico Hoerner: Movie Star
Reposted by Chuck
for too long, the left wing in this nation has put forward only candidates who represent the "young and cool" or "curmudgeonly" identity groups
finally, lame middle-aged left-wing parents have a candidate we can see ourselves in
finally, lame middle-aged left-wing parents have a candidate we can see ourselves in
I’m running for Congress because we need leaders who will fight, not fold. I recognize this moment, and I’m ready to meet it. #FightDontFold #LanderForNYC #LanderForCongress
December 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
for too long, the left wing in this nation has put forward only candidates who represent the "young and cool" or "curmudgeonly" identity groups
finally, lame middle-aged left-wing parents have a candidate we can see ourselves in
finally, lame middle-aged left-wing parents have a candidate we can see ourselves in
Reposted by Chuck
Tony Freitas is an MiLB pitching legend. His 342 career Ws are fourth best ever. He struck out Babe Ruth, he went 17 innings against Dizzy Dean.
Oh, and there's that time he got let out of jail, pitched a complete game, and then went back to jail again.
www.mlb.com/news/tony-fr...
Oh, and there's that time he got let out of jail, pitched a complete game, and then went back to jail again.
www.mlb.com/news/tony-fr...
The pitcher who was let out of jail, threw a complete game, then went back to jail
By 1931, the Marin County court system was sick of dealing with Tony Freitas.
Sure, the young pitcher for the Pacific Coast League's Sacramento Senators was becoming a star. He went 19-6 with a 3.24 E...
www.mlb.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Tony Freitas is an MiLB pitching legend. His 342 career Ws are fourth best ever. He struck out Babe Ruth, he went 17 innings against Dizzy Dean.
Oh, and there's that time he got let out of jail, pitched a complete game, and then went back to jail again.
www.mlb.com/news/tony-fr...
Oh, and there's that time he got let out of jail, pitched a complete game, and then went back to jail again.
www.mlb.com/news/tony-fr...
Reposted by Chuck
It's the 160th anniversary of the United States' refounding, the ratification of the 13th Amendment.
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
It's the 160th anniversary of the United States' refounding, the ratification of the 13th Amendment.
Reposted by Chuck
the weak should fear the strong
It kinda rules that the “WAGTFKY” government is being bullied by a 5 foot tall pop star
December 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
the weak should fear the strong
Reposted by Chuck
WeRateDogs would give this guy a 4/10
December 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
WeRateDogs would give this guy a 4/10
Reposted by Chuck
Perfect mascot for the men's team. A creature that aimlessly ball-chases
US Soccer has a new mascot, and I'll be honest: I find this dog very untrustworthy
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Perfect mascot for the men's team. A creature that aimlessly ball-chases
Tropical fruit. I may be a simple man, but turning up the heat a few degrees so it’s comfortable in shorts and barefoot and eating tropical fruit while it’s freezing outside.
A real treat. Luxury that would have had you labeled a mad king in medieval times, and it only costs like $30.
A real treat. Luxury that would have had you labeled a mad king in medieval times, and it only costs like $30.
anyway, enough of depressing and enraging shit for me tonight. what are your top five stocking stuffers, we are doing stockings over the mantle for the first time this year.
December 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Tropical fruit. I may be a simple man, but turning up the heat a few degrees so it’s comfortable in shorts and barefoot and eating tropical fruit while it’s freezing outside.
A real treat. Luxury that would have had you labeled a mad king in medieval times, and it only costs like $30.
A real treat. Luxury that would have had you labeled a mad king in medieval times, and it only costs like $30.
Reposted by Chuck
oh my god
Senator Kelly is correct.
Plus a Public Service Announcement:
KEY section of Department of Defense's Law of War Manual is 18.3.2.1.
The VERY rule on the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders gives as its paradigmatic example of what is "clearly illegal:
"orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
Plus a Public Service Announcement:
KEY section of Department of Defense's Law of War Manual is 18.3.2.1.
The VERY rule on the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders gives as its paradigmatic example of what is "clearly illegal:
"orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
oh my god
Reposted by Chuck
I smoke weed *to* forget the cranberry sauce.
November 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I smoke weed *to* forget the cranberry sauce.
Reposted by Chuck
it’s about damn time we got hoverdogs
This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
it’s about damn time we got hoverdogs
I added chili powder and cinnamon to my candied sweet potatoes. It’s still a dessert that does not belong on the dinner table of a respectable adult, but….. wow it improves the dish.
I am in the Midwest and I’m about to experience something for the first time ever. I am from New Mexico. This is exotic and it is thrilling
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I added chili powder and cinnamon to my candied sweet potatoes. It’s still a dessert that does not belong on the dinner table of a respectable adult, but….. wow it improves the dish.
Reposted by Chuck
I've long wondered if Jack White knows how much Seven Nation Army has become a sports chant, and if so, what he thinks about it.
Learned today the answers are yes and positively.
Learned today the answers are yes and positively.
November 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I've long wondered if Jack White knows how much Seven Nation Army has become a sports chant, and if so, what he thinks about it.
Learned today the answers are yes and positively.
Learned today the answers are yes and positively.
If you were going to do this, the obvious way to go would be Trumpublican
This is his whole administration in miniature. Dumb concepts executed poorly
This is his whole administration in miniature. Dumb concepts executed poorly
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
If you were going to do this, the obvious way to go would be Trumpublican
This is his whole administration in miniature. Dumb concepts executed poorly
This is his whole administration in miniature. Dumb concepts executed poorly
Reposted by Chuck
brb preparing my 2028 presidential platform of rebooting Better off Ted and Pushing Daisies
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
brb preparing my 2028 presidential platform of rebooting Better off Ted and Pushing Daisies
Reposted by Chuck
There's a non zero chance the Pope raged at a Naked Raygun show
Brandy you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
There's a non zero chance the Pope raged at a Naked Raygun show
Reposted by Chuck
Why is the President practicing signing “Donald J. Mamdani” over and over in a spiral notebook?
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Why is the President practicing signing “Donald J. Mamdani” over and over in a spiral notebook?
I know I’m almost a week late on this, but does SNLs Trump have prosthetic jowls?
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I know I’m almost a week late on this, but does SNLs Trump have prosthetic jowls?
Reposted by Chuck
only had two doses of MDMA five tabs of acid and yet got the entire crowd rolling
November 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
only had two doses of MDMA five tabs of acid and yet got the entire crowd rolling