Ciaran Delaney
@ciarandelaney.bsky.social
Must not sleep, must warn others...
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It should be acceptable to interrupt the other person in a conversation if what you have to say is more interesting
November 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It should be acceptable to interrupt the other person in a conversation if what you have to say is more interesting
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I'm sorry your baby is crying right now. Have you tried taking it farther away from me?
January 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I'm sorry your baby is crying right now. Have you tried taking it farther away from me?
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BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!
October 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!
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The four stages of ass worship:
December 28, 2024 at 3:04 PM
The four stages of ass worship:
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WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
October 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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Eggless egg custard tart what could go wrong
December 29, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Eggless egg custard tart what could go wrong
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EMILY DICKINSON, JEDI KNIGHT
Not so clumsy, nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage
More elegant - the weapon
More civilized - the age
Not so clumsy, nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage
More elegant - the weapon
More civilized - the age
August 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
EMILY DICKINSON, JEDI KNIGHT
Not so clumsy, nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage
More elegant - the weapon
More civilized - the age
Not so clumsy, nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage
More elegant - the weapon
More civilized - the age
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the Fantastic Four cast get asked about their own personal fantastic four, which leads to some canned niceties from pascal, kirby and quinn, and an insanely he knows ball answer from ebon.
July 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
the Fantastic Four cast get asked about their own personal fantastic four, which leads to some canned niceties from pascal, kirby and quinn, and an insanely he knows ball answer from ebon.
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He had cold, jet black eyes, like a doll's eyes. Smooth, waxen skin, like doll's skin. And a tiny pink dress with ribbons, like a doll's dress.
February 24, 2024 at 11:45 PM
He had cold, jet black eyes, like a doll's eyes. Smooth, waxen skin, like doll's skin. And a tiny pink dress with ribbons, like a doll's dress.
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OMG! TOO CUTE??? ❤️ Scientists taught rats to drive tiny cars and found that even when they didn't give them treats, they would still intentionally get into car crashes for the purpose of sexual gratification
June 19, 2025 at 12:17 PM
OMG! TOO CUTE??? ❤️ Scientists taught rats to drive tiny cars and found that even when they didn't give them treats, they would still intentionally get into car crashes for the purpose of sexual gratification
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I'm not setting up a tripwire around my camp site to catch the Predator. Just kill me
June 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I'm not setting up a tripwire around my camp site to catch the Predator. Just kill me
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We need a simple, catchy, viscerally effective publicity campaign, with a snappy slogan.
“AI. Cunts use it.”
“AI. It’s well cunty.”
“Chat GPT? Cunt GPT more like.”
“AI. Cunts use it.”
“AI. It’s well cunty.”
“Chat GPT? Cunt GPT more like.”
June 4, 2025 at 6:46 AM
We need a simple, catchy, viscerally effective publicity campaign, with a snappy slogan.
“AI. Cunts use it.”
“AI. It’s well cunty.”
“Chat GPT? Cunt GPT more like.”
“AI. Cunts use it.”
“AI. It’s well cunty.”
“Chat GPT? Cunt GPT more like.”
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Dug up some bones in the garden and I’ve tried to recreate what sort of animal they might have been from. Looks like some sort of snake most probably.
May 28, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Dug up some bones in the garden and I’ve tried to recreate what sort of animal they might have been from. Looks like some sort of snake most probably.
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doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now
yoda: thanks dude
yoda: thanks dude
May 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now
yoda: thanks dude
yoda: thanks dude
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(first day as Intimacy Coordinator) STOP!! FUCKING!!!
May 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
(first day as Intimacy Coordinator) STOP!! FUCKING!!!
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Inside me there are two wolves. This is not enough to control the deer population inside me, which is degrading the river ecology inside me. I’m attempting to release more
wolves inside me to address this, but the ranchers inside me object, and
wolves inside me to address this, but the ranchers inside me object, and
April 3, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Inside me there are two wolves. This is not enough to control the deer population inside me, which is degrading the river ecology inside me. I’m attempting to release more
wolves inside me to address this, but the ranchers inside me object, and
wolves inside me to address this, but the ranchers inside me object, and
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Lovely people of bsky, if you or someone you know are in the market for some quality art books, I’m running a little short this month.
paddysbooks.bigcartel.com
#artbooks #anime #reference #sketches #illustration
paddysbooks.bigcartel.com
#artbooks #anime #reference #sketches #illustration
March 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Lovely people of bsky, if you or someone you know are in the market for some quality art books, I’m running a little short this month.
paddysbooks.bigcartel.com
#artbooks #anime #reference #sketches #illustration
paddysbooks.bigcartel.com
#artbooks #anime #reference #sketches #illustration
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March 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:
March 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:
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Time to go to work in the shit factory!
March 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Time to go to work in the shit factory!