@coocoopuffs.bsky.social
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ACAB for Cutie
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 5:22 AM
ACAB for Cutie
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Overwatch 2 getting the persona collab "mark of death", but the monkeys paw curls and they just drop the 2 in the game and go back to overwatch
February 5, 2026 at 3:41 AM
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
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Today at school dismissal, I followed a suspicious pickup around for a bit, keeping an eye on them, trying to figure out if they were ICE. Then I realized they were keeping an eye on me also. Then I realized they were, in fact, other parents. Life in Minnesota, January 2026.
February 2, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Today at school dismissal, I followed a suspicious pickup around for a bit, keeping an eye on them, trying to figure out if they were ICE. Then I realized they were keeping an eye on me also. Then I realized they were, in fact, other parents. Life in Minnesota, January 2026.
So now UberEats is begging people to tip BEFORE they actually get their food.
The service is WAY too unreliable for that, and you need to pay your drivers better anyway. 🤷♂️
The service is WAY too unreliable for that, and you need to pay your drivers better anyway. 🤷♂️
January 29, 2026 at 4:19 PM
So now UberEats is begging people to tip BEFORE they actually get their food.
The service is WAY too unreliable for that, and you need to pay your drivers better anyway. 🤷♂️
The service is WAY too unreliable for that, and you need to pay your drivers better anyway. 🤷♂️
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sir, i got death and rape threats over a review i did not even write and a score my outlet didn't even give
January 28, 2026 at 7:10 PM
sir, i got death and rape threats over a review i did not even write and a score my outlet didn't even give
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as an adult
January 28, 2026 at 5:03 PM
as an adult
They're remaking DB Super AND continuing the original series at the same time?
I get it with One Piece. That started in the 90's and it's 1000+ episodes...but this is a bit much.
Why not remake the original Dragon Ball instead?
I get it with One Piece. That started in the 90's and it's 1000+ episodes...but this is a bit much.
Why not remake the original Dragon Ball instead?
January 25, 2026 at 5:24 AM
They're remaking DB Super AND continuing the original series at the same time?
I get it with One Piece. That started in the 90's and it's 1000+ episodes...but this is a bit much.
Why not remake the original Dragon Ball instead?
I get it with One Piece. That started in the 90's and it's 1000+ episodes...but this is a bit much.
Why not remake the original Dragon Ball instead?
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Following yesterday's stock plunge, Ubisoft's market cap is now around half a billion euros. In 2018 it was around 10 billion euros. In eight years, the company has lost around 95% of its value
January 22, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Following yesterday's stock plunge, Ubisoft's market cap is now around half a billion euros. In 2018 it was around 10 billion euros. In eight years, the company has lost around 95% of its value
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Alex be like: "Ay I'm walkin here!!"
-Japanese super hero theme plays in the background-
-Japanese super hero theme plays in the background-
January 21, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Alex be like: "Ay I'm walkin here!!"
-Japanese super hero theme plays in the background-
-Japanese super hero theme plays in the background-
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Mamdani's quote about "ending mediocrity" from his acceptance speech is something i think about often. he's not just talking about crybullying racist right wingers, but the mealy-mouthed, cowardly professional class that is forever unwilling to take a moral stand and has helped push to this moment
Mamdani: "I am in support of abolishing ICE. What we see is an entity that has no interest in fulfilling its stated reason to exist. We're seeing a government agency that is supposed to be enforcing some kind of immigration law, but instead what it's doing is terrorizing people."
January 20, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Mamdani's quote about "ending mediocrity" from his acceptance speech is something i think about often. he's not just talking about crybullying racist right wingers, but the mealy-mouthed, cowardly professional class that is forever unwilling to take a moral stand and has helped push to this moment
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First look at Sophie Turner as Lara Croft in Prime Video's Tomb Raider series
January 15, 2026 at 2:07 PM
First look at Sophie Turner as Lara Croft in Prime Video's Tomb Raider series
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SONIC THE HEDGEHOG (1991) #Sonic #Sonicthehedgehog
January 13, 2026 at 4:18 PM
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG (1991) #Sonic #Sonicthehedgehog
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I'm not gonna repost but US libs thinking "Obama and Biden deported 7 million immigrants in an orderly fashion without killing a white lady" is a good argument for their team...
January 11, 2026 at 7:45 AM
I'm not gonna repost but US libs thinking "Obama and Biden deported 7 million immigrants in an orderly fashion without killing a white lady" is a good argument for their team...
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That's what I'm talking about.
January 10, 2026 at 5:47 PM
That's what I'm talking about.
"Stopping Elon's apps from making non-consentual nudes is censorship" is the WILDEST of wild takes.
Timmy knows the take is shit too. That's why he's hiding behind vague, procedural language.
What a piece of shit.
Timmy knows the take is shit too. That's why he's hiding behind vague, procedural language.
What a piece of shit.
So how we feelin' about that Epic ecosystem nowadays?
We all feel confident that Fortnite is a good spot for kids to hang out?
We all feel confident that Fortnite is a good spot for kids to hang out?
January 10, 2026 at 9:27 PM
"Stopping Elon's apps from making non-consentual nudes is censorship" is the WILDEST of wild takes.
Timmy knows the take is shit too. That's why he's hiding behind vague, procedural language.
What a piece of shit.
Timmy knows the take is shit too. That's why he's hiding behind vague, procedural language.
What a piece of shit.
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"I went on Twitter and I saw all these terrible posts"
Oh fuck man really? Did you also go to the dump and find a bunch of rotting food? Why are you making it my problem now.
Oh fuck man really? Did you also go to the dump and find a bunch of rotting food? Why are you making it my problem now.
January 6, 2026 at 6:47 AM
"I went on Twitter and I saw all these terrible posts"
Oh fuck man really? Did you also go to the dump and find a bunch of rotting food? Why are you making it my problem now.
Oh fuck man really? Did you also go to the dump and find a bunch of rotting food? Why are you making it my problem now.
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Really, ChatGPT is just giving you a luxury experience that is normally only accessible to the rich and powerful -- the experience of filling your life with butt-kissing and sycophancy until you completely lose touch with reality.
January 7, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Really, ChatGPT is just giving you a luxury experience that is normally only accessible to the rich and powerful -- the experience of filling your life with butt-kissing and sycophancy until you completely lose touch with reality.
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"Venezuelans at celebration parties in Miami could not believe it, insisting that Trump had misspoken. His plan appears to be for Venezuela to remain under the day-to-day rule of a senior chavista, with its democratically elected leaders excluded and its wealth controlled by American corporations."
Donald Trump wants to run Venezuela, and dominate the western hemisphere
Snatching Nicolás Maduro and attempting to take control of Venezuela and its oil is an extraordinary display of the new “Donroe doctrine”
www.economist.com
January 4, 2026 at 1:01 PM
"Venezuelans at celebration parties in Miami could not believe it, insisting that Trump had misspoken. His plan appears to be for Venezuela to remain under the day-to-day rule of a senior chavista, with its democratically elected leaders excluded and its wealth controlled by American corporations."
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Perhaps now people will stop wishcasting about the US military refusing illegal orders. That's not a thing that happens. The 100% compliance rate with using civilian boats for target practice was a bit of a tell.
January 3, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Perhaps now people will stop wishcasting about the US military refusing illegal orders. That's not a thing that happens. The 100% compliance rate with using civilian boats for target practice was a bit of a tell.