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My head when people ask me what I do for a living
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It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea
February 13, 2026 at 11:26 AM
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Imagine living on a planet at its hottest in 125,000 years, where CO2 levels are their highest in MILLIONS of years & where you have to work your whole life in a system that’s decimating what little is left of nature just to enrich the most depraved psychopaths who’ve ever lived.
February 6, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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Friends, when the history of this sordid period of America is written — assuming it’s not written by historians trying to curry favor with a future fascist regime — I hope the leaders of American business are condemned to the hellfire they deserve for helping destroy American democracy.
February 3, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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"They're jackhammering into the sewer and the whole house is shaking."

sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/jackhammer...
Jackhammering Into the Sewer
A look through the Epstein files.
sarahkendzior.substack.com
February 4, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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I mean this is fine, right?
January 31, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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Heads up -- if all goes well this weekend, I'm going to be cooking and posting about "cooked supper" (aka jigs dinner aka salt beef dinner) this weekend.

If you are a vegetarian, I recommend you mute "salt beef" right now because I am going to post the bucket.
January 28, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I will not be available for the next few hours.
January 29, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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Joe Rogan is what happens when you give a sentient toe a microphone and steroids
January 29, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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Whatever happens economically, we must protect the Snack Factory Original Pretzel Crisps Party Size supply chain
January 20, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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Just said “you don’t want me to succeed” to Barry. He’s been following me around, scattering new debris in every room I sweep
January 12, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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This isn't just a casual observation. Fascism scholars have long made this point. It's why calling them "weird" was a more effective strategy than talking about the prices of eggs. Fascism is an aesthetic political movement - you need to make people feel embarassed and horrified by it.
one of the most effective weapons we have against fascism is mockery, especially when its really funny
It occurs to me all the yelling at ICE in MPLS isn't merely funny. Getting made fun of like this is awful for morale. ICE is losing field officers faster than it can wave them through training, and a big part of it is how little of this these little weasels can take.
January 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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Here's my contribution to today's #BirdOfTheDay theme of #BirdsInFlight - A swooping European Bee-Eater. I like the shadow. #birds #wildlifephotography #birdwatching #Qatar #BirdsofIndia #birdphotography #canon #photography #nature #naturephotography #bee-eater
January 12, 2026 at 11:39 AM
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This bobtail squid burrowing into the sand is already adorable, but please watch till the very end!

It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
January 12, 2026 at 12:03 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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I guess there’s not a “Deep State” any more…the scum is floating right on the top
January 8, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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"Mugger" - my oil painting
January 5, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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Looks like a moving pebble…
but it’s actually a tiny crab 🦀三
January 5, 2026 at 12:32 PM
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And how terribly ashamed to be part of the generation that lost America.
January 5, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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how
January 1, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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Corbin got a haircut today. Starting that new year fresh.
December 31, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Do other countries have this weird notion that you’re not a “real” representative of the nation if you live in an urban center? Like do the French say Parisians aren’t really French? Are you considered not a real German if you live in Berlin? Or is this mainly a weird American thing?
January 1, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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The megalops life stage of a crab.

Shot for my Aliens Collection, in the wild, out over the deep water of the Atlantic Gulf Stream, miles from shore, at night.
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#crab #megalops #🦀 #crabmegalopa #blackwater #blackwaterdiving #blackwaterphotography #underwater #gug #ChrisGug #gugunderwater
January 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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In 2026 Montanans will vote on the Transparent Election Initiative that would remove corporations' ability to spend in elections.

It wouldn’t overturn Citizens United — it would negate the consequences of Citizens United.

EVERY state must do this!!

www.rawstory.com/citizens-uni...
This grassroots rebellion can decapitate Supreme Court's catastrophic mistake
Several of you have told me that the first step out of the mess we’re in is to get rid of the Supreme Court’s bonkers Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission decision of 2010, which held that c...
www.rawstory.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Friends — Here's one "big idea" for how we can start to fix the system in 2026. Let me know your thoughts.

https://robertreich.substack.com/p/how-to-get-rid-of-citizens-united
December 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM