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my love language is lurking ominously in shallow water
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
my love language is lurking ominously in shallow water
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I spend all day trying not to see my actual reflection so I can only see the look in his eye when he sees me and judge myself by that, instead
December 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I spend all day trying not to see my actual reflection so I can only see the look in his eye when he sees me and judge myself by that, instead
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Gang gang cockatoo science is sometimes quite undignified 🥲
December 17, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Gang gang cockatoo science is sometimes quite undignified 🥲
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We're covering Spongebob characters for #LetsChangeThat! First, meet Sponges.
December 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
We're covering Spongebob characters for #LetsChangeThat! First, meet Sponges.
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Interacting with grok and seeing it glaze Elon Musk feels exactly like going over to your friends house and finding the mannequin, expired ham, and vacuum hose he turned into a working sex doll.
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Interacting with grok and seeing it glaze Elon Musk feels exactly like going over to your friends house and finding the mannequin, expired ham, and vacuum hose he turned into a working sex doll.
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"Who distracts the distractions" I wonder as I order x-ray specs from a comic book for another comic book while I also order x-ray specs from the second comic book for the first comic book. All in Latin.
December 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
"Who distracts the distractions" I wonder as I order x-ray specs from a comic book for another comic book while I also order x-ray specs from the second comic book for the first comic book. All in Latin.
Today is my Tuesday
December 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Today is my Tuesday
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December 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Don’t forget to roll up your windows it’s gonna be stupid out today
December 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Don’t forget to roll up your windows it’s gonna be stupid out today
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December 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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The large hadron collider was a mistake dude I'm telling you. As soon as they really got rolling with that we immediately ended up in the 1985-B timeline with Mayor Biff, I mean wtf
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The large hadron collider was a mistake dude I'm telling you. As soon as they really got rolling with that we immediately ended up in the 1985-B timeline with Mayor Biff, I mean wtf
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There are 2 pieces of pie under there…
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
There are 2 pieces of pie under there…
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And so it begins…
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
And so it begins…
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starting to actually watch the fallout tv series and kinda wish that walton goggins and ella purnell switched roles because goggins playing an ingenue would rule and ella would look so cool in the ghoul sfx makeup
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
starting to actually watch the fallout tv series and kinda wish that walton goggins and ella purnell switched roles because goggins playing an ingenue would rule and ella would look so cool in the ghoul sfx makeup
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I misplaced a slice of cheese earlier.
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I misplaced a slice of cheese earlier.
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I had a very detailed dream about being tasked with designing something called an Unusable Spoon
March 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I had a very detailed dream about being tasked with designing something called an Unusable Spoon
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WHY DOES MY CAT HAVE LIPS TODAY
July 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
WHY DOES MY CAT HAVE LIPS TODAY
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the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent
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The Aristocrats!
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The Aristocrats!
Like that “My Legs!” fish In Sponge Bob but it’s “My Back!”
November 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Like that “My Legs!” fish In Sponge Bob but it’s “My Back!”
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
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Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
November 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
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There are 2 Sleestaks inside of you…
November 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
There are 2 Sleestaks inside of you…